Disclaimer- o.O I own a rubber ducky and a plastic boat… but no yashie :(

A/N: Nehehaheha:D sadly.. it's the last day of the gang's trip.

"And so, that is the story of how Mr. Gino Valasari's supermarket got trashed by young hoodlums two weeks ago. For channel 24, this is Paul Newman." Inuyasha fell off the couch, laughing his ass off. "AFTER TWO WEEKS THEY FINALLY PUT IT ON THE NEWS!" After he had said that, he heard footsteps walk up to him. "Inuyasha, what the hell is wrong with you?" Kagome asked.

"Remember when we trashed that grocery store two weeks ago? It's finally on the news!" He laughed again. "Well, you better hurry up. We're going to the airport in an hour." Kagome said giving her eyes a slight roll. "Yeah, yeah." Inuyasha murmured as he turned off the TV. "Well, better start packing." He yawned. "YOU DIDN'T START PACKING!" Kagome screamed. "Yeah, so?" Inuyasha asked.

Kagome just stomped off into her room leaving Inuyasha to go to his room. After he went in, he opened up is drawer and started looking for his passport. "Damn, where the hell is it?" Inuyasha cursed as he began throwing things out of his drawer. He searched through everything, his bags, his pockets, under the bed, but he couldn't find his passport. "Kagome!" Inuyasha called. "Did you see my passport?"

"No, did you see mines?" came a frantic reply.

"Nope."

"Mm… Lady Sango…"

"What the hell?" Inuyasha turned around and saw Miroku hugging his pillow.

"Miroku you sleazy ass! Help me look for my passport!"

"What passport!"

"YOU PROBABLY SOLD IT TO WATCH PORNO!"

"I would never do such a thing, fiend!"

"You're the only one that would do it!"

"What's all the racket about?" Sesshomaru asked as he entered the room. "This idiot stole my passport!" Inuyasha complained. "I did not!" Miroku protested. "Would you fools shut up? I can't find my passport either!" Sesshomaru added in. "But-" Inuyasha was cut off when he heard the two faint voices.

"Sango, did you see my passport?" Kagome asked. "No, I was hoping you knew where mines was." Sango replied. "Oh no…" Kagome cried as she ran into the boys' room. "Did any of you see our passports?" She asked.

"No."

"Nope."

"HEY! MY PASSPORT ISN'T UNDER MY PILLOW ANYMORE!" Miroku hollered. He frantically jumped off his bed and began searching through is jeans. "Curse it all!" he murmured. "Wait! Isn't this a bit weird… We all lost our passports… and Rin's gone missing!" Sango said triumphantly.

"Feh, you're right!"

"Oh dear kami, what are you doing now Rin?"

"Oh my god… out of all the days she just had to choose this one…"

Just then, the five friends heard the door open. "SHE'S BACK!" Miroku cried as he ran out the door. His friends quickly followed, to see a very messy Rin. "Rin, what happened!" Kagome said with a worried tone as she saw white cream all over Rin. "Hehe… about that. I suggest you guys take a seat." Rin said shoving her friends onto the couch.

"Okay so this is what happened." Rin explained as she pulled out a chair. "I was walking down the hall to get my laundry, then there's this little kid… Segoku I think his name was, but anyways, he had like ten cans of whip cream in his hand! So then I remembered about my Super Duper Fantabulous Fudgagalastic Sundae. I walked up to him and asked, 'little boy, what do you want for those cans of whip cream?'" She paused, staring at her bewildered friends.

"Then he said, 'Gimme cash lady!' but sadly I was broke, so…" her voice trailed off and a shy smile spread across her face. "What did you do Rin?" Sesshomaru asked. "I SNUCK IN, STOLE YOUR PASSPORTS AND SOLD IT TO THE KID FOR WHIP CREAM! I'M SORRY!" she cried. Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and Sesshomaru all fell off the couch.

"RIN! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!"

"Dear Rin, have you lost your mind!"

"I'm in love with a physco…"

"Rin! How are we going to get home?"

"Ah! I'm flat broke!"

The gang slunk to the floor, all with shocked faces. "Well, I have a blow up boat in my luggage…" Rin suggested. "Rin, why do you have a boat in your luggage in the first place?" Kagome asked. "I dunno… I wanted to be prepared incase something like this happened." Rin beamed. "Well, I'm going with her." Kagome said walking into her room and getting her luggage.

"Me too!" the other four called. They all ran into their rooms, got their luggage, and ran back out. "Yay! Adventuring we go!" Rin squeaked as she began hopping around. Kagome sighed, as did Sango. "You do realize that we're going to travel on a plastic boat right?" Kagome asked.

"Yup."

"And it's going to be steered by Rin."

"Well, at least we can get home."

"Why don't we just try to raise some money?"

"Are you nuts Kagome? We told the school and our parents that we'd be back in two weeks."

"I didn't, I asked Joni to call my grandfather and Sota when they got back from their convention. I only said I would be gone for two weeks."

"Oh! Well, if we go by boat, we can probably get there tomorrow morning."

"Yeah I guess." Kagome said as she began walking out of the room, followed by Sango. They saw the door open and assumed their friends had already left. They ran out the door, dashing to the elevator where the other four were.

"Yay! I can't wait!" Rin chirped. The other five just rolled their eyes as they exited the building. "Man, this is so pathetic. I never imagined we had to go on a blow up boat to get back home." Inuyasha grumpily complained. "We can just leave you here, little brother." Sesshomaru replied. "Feh, whatever."

The gang walked down the streets until they reached the dock of the Bahamas. "Weeee!" Rin giggled as she threw an orange blob of blubber in the water. "THAT'S THE BOAT?" her friends screamed as they saw a tiny one meter orange blob. "Ha! You people must be funny!" Rin giggled. She leaned over to a side and pulled a string, inflating the huge boat.

Now it was an orange boat that could fit approximately eight people. After each of them stepped in, Rin took out two paddles. "Where do you keep all of this?" Sango asked. "I dunno…" Rin said as she got in with the others. She handed over the paddles to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, who began to paddle along the blue waters.

Meanwhile, Rin sat in a corner, rummaging through her things. "SQUACK! ARR MATEY'S! SQUACK!" All of the friends turned around to see Rin with a pirate hat on her head, a fake moustache on her face, a parrot on her shoulder, a map in her hand, and a plastic sword in her other hand. "Rin! How long as that parrot been in your luggage?" Miroku hollered. "Ummm, about two weeks." Rin grinned.

"Oh my gosh…" Kagome said as she stared at the now pirate Rin. "Argh Matey's! A' sailing we go!" she said triumphantly. "This is gonna be one long trip…" complained Inuyasha.

Seven Hours Later

"I'm hungry!"

"Me too!"

"Ditto!"

"Count me in!"

"I'm gonna eat my shoe pretty soon!"

Just then, clouds started to form in the blue skies. "Oh no! It's gonna rain!" Sango cried. Moments later, light rain started to drizzle from the skies. "We're gonna die!" Kagome screamed as she pulled her hair in frustration. "WE SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED IN THE BAHAMAS!" she cried.

"Weeee!" Everyone turned around to see Rin tossing her parrot up and down, catching it in her hand. "It's a surprise she didn't get arrested for animal cruelty." Miroku mused as she stared at the happy girl. "Rin!" Sesshomaru called. Rin turned around and forgot about the parrot, who went "SQUACK! ARR MATEY'S! SQUACK!" right before it fell into the water.

"No! Miliobonkey (Mill-ee-o-bonk-ee)!" Rin screamed in a terrified scream. "Nooooo!" She cried again as she attempted to jump after her feathery friend. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru jumped over, grabbing Rin by the legs. "No! Miliobonkey! Why!" Rin sobbed as a raindrop pelted on her nose. She stared at the one droplet on her nose, it seemed to be the last raindrop of the storm.

"Yay! It stopped raining! Wooohooooo!" she happily laughed. Her friends stared at her, shocked at her sudden mood swing. "I see land!" Kagome cried triumphantly as she shielded her eyes with her hands. "Land ahead!" She screamed in a happy tone. "And if my calculations are correct, the land in front of us is Japan!" Rin giggled as she examined her map.

"WE'RE HOME!" They all cried. Little did they know that the island wasn't Japan…

A/N: dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn hmm I wonder where they are o) get ready for the next chappie! R&R plz:D