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"This is tasty stuff lady!" Inuyasha exclaimed as he spat out a few fish bones. "Thanks." Mitsumi said offering a sweet smile. "Mm, you're right! This is delicious! How did you learn to cook like this Mitsumi?" Kagome asked as she bit the fish. "Um, yes, about that…" she mused as she fondled with a strand of black hair. "I've been on the road for quite a while… so, um, I learned how to cook on my own…" Mitsumi stated.
"Oh, that's cool, are your parents with you? And what about that whole grandfather thing?" Rin asked as she stroked a lock of hair away from her eyes. "Oh, yes, that… My parents aren't with me… I only have my grandfather…" she replied looking down at her fingers.
"Then where are your parents?" Inuyasha questioned. "They're dead." She flatly replied. "My grandfather is my only family that I know of, and he's been traveling for many years. Sadly…" Mitsumi paused and choked back tears. "Two years ago he went missing after visiting an island near Hawaii. Six months after that my parents' yacht sunk while they were cruising. I was sent to an orphanage in Kyoto, but I ran away after a week there. Ever since then, I've been traveling from island to island searching for my grandfather…" Mitsumi's cracked voice sobbed.
Kagome silently slid over and embraced the girl, who dug her face in Kagome's arm and tried not to let her tears escape. Thoughts about her mother's condition swirled around in Kagome's head. She had forgotten about her mother, but now remembering the thoughts, Kagome got really nervous. "Mitsumi, hush, it's alright." Kagome said as she began rocking back and forth.
Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Rin, Sango, and Miroku stared at Kagome as she comforted the girl. They had remembered that she had lost her father as well. "OH! LOOK! A BIRDY!" exclaimed Rin as she pointed to the bushes.
The whole gang, including Mitsumi who had now stopped crying, saw a little yellow bird that was about five feet away. "It's a cute little canary!" squealed Mitsumi. "I want it!" yelped Rin as she got up and charged towards the bird. The little canary chirped and turned around, getting ready to run, but it was too late. Rin captured the little canary in her palms. "Who's in the mood for canary soup? Anyone? Anyone?" she beamed.
"CANARY SOUP!" everyone exclaimed. "Rin, you can't possibly make canary soup! Let the poor bird go!" pleaded Mitsumi. "Well, is there anything else to eat?" Rin asked. Everyone stopped and thought for a second, and then their eyes got all dreamy. "Say… I feel like having some chocolate covered canary…" beamed Sesshomaru. "Hm, I think I have some chocolate in my luggage!" said Sango.
"Me and Miroku can get a bowl!" suggested Inuyasha. "And I can make a fire!" exclaimed Kagome. "But-but- the canary! I-it.. But-" Mitsumi stuttered. Suddenly, everyone ran in each direction towards their destination except for Rin. "What! Ah!" Mitsumi frantically squeaked as she ran in the direction that Kagome ran in.
"Hehe… hello little canary…" Rin maniacally whispered as she stared into the canary's beady black eyes. "Do you like chocolate?" she asked as she wrapped some string around the canary. "Churrr… churrr… chirppp… churrr…" it replied. "Muhahahaha!" she laughed.
Just then, Sango came back with seventeen chocolate bars, Inuyasha and Miroku came back with a big bowl, and Kagome came with many pieces of wood. "Guys! Come over here!" called Sesshomaru from the forest. They all ran towards the green paradise, leaving the hog tied canary on the beach alone. Mitsumi ran out from the forest to see that no one was there. "Oh dear!" she panicked as she ran back into the forest.
"Ooga ooga! Ooga ooga! Ooga ooga!" They all chanted as they ran out with ridiculous (ridiculous times INFINITE! U dont get how stupid these things look) grass skirts. The boys had on grass skirts and grass sandals, while the girls had grass skirts and coconuts covering their chest. Kagome lit up the fire and placed the bowl on a steady platform above the fire. Sango placed in chocolate bars and everyone watched them melt. When the chocolate became a sticky, hot liquid Rin took out the canary.
She slowly placed the canary in, who began chirping very loudly. They all laughed and began dancing around the chocolate covered canary. "Ooga booga mooga woo! Ooga booga mooga woo!" they chanted.
.:.:.:.:.:.Meanwhile back in Tokyo.:.:.:.:.:.
If any of you have seen these six teens, please call us at 1-800-MSNG-TEENS or visit your local police department.
"WHAT!" a high pitched voice screamed. "My poor Inu-babe is lost out there with Kagome the man stealer!" Kikyo screamed.
She sat on the couch, with her cast covered leg rested on the coffee table. "Oh, that bitch! She better know that he's off limits!" she cried. Kikyo was at home alone, sitting in one of the many living rooms in her mansion. Her parents were on an expedition in Italy so she was left in care with her "friends". (Kikyo clones sound familiar anyone?)
"ARGH! Just watch when I get my on that girl!" she screamed. Just then, an awful thought hit Kikyo. What if they ran away together with their other friends? Her eyes dwelled with tears at the thought of Inuyasha kissing Kagome. "I should've kissed him when I had the chance!" she cried in frustration. She began kicking her arms and legs, cursing to her content. "WHY I OUTTA-" she stopped when her left leg hit the coffee table really hard, causing it to break in half. "YOUCH! MY LEG! AHH!"
She frantically grabbed out her same sparkly pink cell phone and saw her mascara stained cheeks on the screen. She punched in a number and immediately began screaming. "Kikyo K! Where the hell are you! What? I did not say you could have a break! I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO GO PEE! Ugh, well tell Kikyo B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z to come down to the seventh living room right away! I hurt my leg and I broke a nail! And bring moist toilettes. No, not the cherry scented one I want the lemon scented one! Okay, you better get here soon!"
Kikyo threw her cell phone to the floor in frustration as she mingled with her broken wrist. She had not fully recovered from her injuries at the Skaterbration. Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard clicking high heels march down the swirling staircase. 25 Kikyo wannabes came into the living room with clothe racks, make up, moist toilettes, hair dryers, hair products, and many more accessories.
They crowded around Kikyo and many whizzing, dusting, and puffing noises were heard. "STOP!" came a faint command. They all got in single file, each wearing a navy blue skirt, black high heels, and white tank tops. Kikyo examined herself in the mirror. "Good, now I have something to tell you guys." She said in a stern voice.
They all gulped and stared at their commander. "Inuyasha has been stranded on an island with his loser friends and my replacement, Kagome the slut." She paused and looked at the clones, who apparently were all thinking she was the slut. "We must go and rescue them. Daddy will be back in a week so I will ask him if I could use one of his jets. We can all go and search for them. I need one of you to calculate the co-ordinates of his location so we can fly there."
"I'll do it!" the clones all exclaimed.
"Hm, Kikyo Q you can do it. Other Kikyo's, begin packing. We must all have matching outfits. Go!"
The other clones dashed upstairs while Kikyo Q went on Kikyo's laptop. "Don't worry baby, I'm coming. And I'll get rid of your girlfriend… don't you stress about it…" Kikyo murmured as she put on an evil smirk.
Meanwhile
"Oh dear! What are you guys doing!" Mitsumi questioned as she found her chanting companions. "The canary is ready!" exclaimed Miroku as he picked up the chocolate covered canary with some sticks. "You can't eat him!" Mitsumi screamed. Out of panic, she grabbed the canary and began running. "HEY YOU! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH OUR DINNER!" hollered Rin as she ran after her.
Rin grabbed onto Mitsumi's shoulder and grabbed the canary's head. The two began a tug a war, and Mitsumi seemed to be winning. "I'm sorry Rin, but you can't eat this canary!" Mitsumi cried. "Well sister, what else can we eat?" she answered.
"I.. I don't know.. fish?"
"Fish is so.. fishy…"
Rin suddenly gave a strong tug, and the canary's head popped off. "Ewwww!" Rin cried as she dropped the head. "You must've deep fried him and the chocolate must've been stuck real hard on it's skin!" Mitsumi replied. "Oh well, it looks like it's still raw inside…" she said as she got on all fours and examined the canary's body.
The other five came running, shocked to see the raw bird. "And we were gonna eat that…" Miroku said in a disgusted tone. "And we wore this…" Sango said as her skin turned pale. "Well.. I'm in the mood for fish now…" suggested Kagome. "Same, I'll race all of you there!" giggled Sango as she began running. The others followed her, ready for some supper, and ready to change.
A/N: I kno this chappie sucked -.- srry lol I was thinking bout the canary cuzz I wuzz lukin at sum old picz n saw picz of me wen I dressed up lyk tweety xD lolz plzz R&R