Disclaimer-I own inuyashaaaaaaaaaaa (: ahahaha

Agent #1- Shelena, must we always have this talk? --'

Agent #2- HIIIIII EVERYONEEEEEE D

Agent #1- -sweatdrops-

Agent #2- I missed you alllllllllllll –hic-

Agent #1- -slaps agent #2- Sorry, fanfiction readers. He just went to a bar… WHILE WE WERE ON DUTY!

Agent #2- I just craved a vodka! And I only had what.. three? And don't be acting

Agent #1- No…. you had seven and I only had one!

Shelena- o0o0o0! I'm telling ur bosses xP all good! I saw you have a Molson Canadian!

Agent #2- -passes out-

Agent #1- Okay, let's make a deal. I say you own the characters and you don't tell our boss. Deal?

Shelena- YAY OKAY!

Agent #2- Hey! That's my eggplant.. ZzZz… Matilda! Gimme my sautéed eggplant… zZzZ

Shelena & Agent #1- ……..Anyways, back to the story…

A/N: tyvm for the reviewz guyz (: ilu! 33 in a ff way Sorry for not updating, some family of mines came from Quebec and we gave them a tour of Toronto :P My Aunty is pregnant and we got her the cutest baby clothes Anyways, enjoy!

One week later…..

Chaos. Pure chaos. Only a week had passed and the gang had used up all their food. It had constantly been raining so they couldn't make a fire to keep warm or cook anything, and it was too dangerous to go into the forest to search for food.

Everyone had lost their sanity, except for Mitsumi. She was still quite calm, in fact she built a shelter for the whole gang. She made the frame out of pieces of wood and kept it stable by burying it deep in the sand. The frame was covered with many leaves, which blocked out some rain.

Just then, Kagome woke up from her sleep. "Let's go! Move it soldiers!" she said marching around the shelter. Everyone opened up their eyes to see Kagome, who apparently thought she was a drill sergeant. "Hello little rock…" mused Sesshomaru as he began playing with a little pebble. "You! Keep quiet! Drop and give me fifty!" commanded Kagome.

"What?" Sango asked. For the past few days, Sango had been very peaceful. She sat there and did yoga in the rain and chanted while dancing around in the shelter. "Buddha would never make us do pushups. He loves us enough to give us the outer strength we want and the inner peace we need." Lectured Sango. "Lazy maggots!" murmured Kagome. "I'll be out exercising!" She exclaimed as she ran out of the shelter, doing laps around the beach. "One….two….three… watch me do 100!" she panted.

"STOP IT! THOSE ARE MY COOKIES!" cried Miroku. "Shut up you wimp!" came a reply from Inuyasha. The two teens were making mud cookies in the corner, thinking they were 4 year olds. "Wahh! Mitsumi! Inuyasha ate my cookies!" sobbed Miroku. "What cookies?" Mitsumi asked. Inuyasha laughed as he began wiping dirt off his cheeks. "Mud cookies." He grinned.

"Spit it out!" commanded Mitsumi. "No, I swallowed it!" he giggled. "Oh my god…" murmured Mitsumi. "Wahh! And you ate Robert the worm! He was in the chocolate chip cookie!" cried Miroku. "Ew! A worm!" questioned Mitsumi. "Is that the chewy thing that took me so long to swallow?" Inuyasha asked. "That's disgusting!" Mitsumi exclaimed.

"Weee!" came a high pitched voice. Holding a microphone, Rin joyously hopped over to Mitsumi. "Good morning everyone! I'm Rin Tomoko, and here's today's forecast! There will be some raining in the morning and, hm, some sunshine in the afternoon! Temperatures will reach up to 32 degrees." Rin said with much enthusiasm.

Sesshomaru walked over, picking up the chord of the microphone. "Rin, this thing isn't even plugged in!" Rin stared at her boyfriend. "Sessy! You weren't supposed to tell all my loyal watchers at home that!"

"What viewers?"

"The viewers watching TV, duh!"

"…."

"Now, here's some random guy for the sports!" Rin said throwing the microphone to the side.

"Where on earth did you get that microphone anyways?"

"In my suitcase."

"Wait, why'd you bring a microphone in the first place?"

"Dunno."

"Okay, let's go little pebble!" Sesshomaru crowed as he began walking away, looking at a little pebble in his hands. "…And you say I have problems!" exclaimed Rin. "Wow, that was one hell of a run!" panted Kagome as she entered the shelter, soaking wet. "Now how about a few pushups?" she suggested. "Kagome, you look drained of energy. Perhaps you should take a break." Mitsumi said.

"No way! Fifty pushups is nothing!" Kagome spontaneously replied as she dropped to the floor. Almost immediately after pushing her upper body up and saying, 'one', Kagome collapsed to the floor and began snoring. "ZzZzZz…"

"Is she dead?" asked Miroku as he began stepping towards Kagome. "I dunno…" Inuyasha replied poking Kagome's head.

"Would you stop poking her? Buddha might end your life early if you disturb the peace."

"Okay, stop talking about Buddha! You're making my pebble wake up!"

"Who gives a fuck about your pebble and your damn peace!"

"Inuyasha! It's not good to swear, the boogieman will come and take you away at night!"

"Feh, just 'cause I'm four I can't swear!"

"You're not four!"

"Yes I am!"

"Shut up!"

"Man, nobody wants to watch you fight with a buncha four year olds on TV, Rin!"

"We're not on TV! I don't have my microphone!"

"OKAY JUST STOP IT! INUYASHA AND MIROKU, YOU'RE NOT FOUR YEAR OLDS, AND KAGOME IS NOT DEAD! SANGO, SHUT UP ABOUT BUDDHA! AND SESSHOMARU THAT DAMN PEBBLE CAN'T TALK!" Mitsumi screamed. Everyone stopped and stared at her wide eyed. The sun began to come out and rain drops dripped off the canopy on the shelter.

Mitsumi stopped and began breathing, surprised at her sudden actions. Looking up with teary eyes, she began apologizing. "I'm… I.. I'm so sorry…" she said close to tears. Everyone returned to normal mode, alarmed by Mitsumi's outburst.

"Wait a minute, what the fuck! There's dirt in my mouth!" cursed Inuyasha as he spat on the ground.

"Why am I wearing this hideous abomination ? And my hands are dirty!" Miroku said as he wiped his muddy hands on his overalls.

"WHY AM I WEARING CAMOUFLAGE CLOTHES! Oh my god! Every muscle in my body hurts!" Kagome cried as she began rubbing her temples.

"Why… am… I… sitting like this? My legs are asleep!" Sango asked as she got out of her Buddha sitting position.

"Weee! I dunno what's wrong with you, I feel perfectly fine!" exclaimed Rin.

"I suddenly despise pebbles now…" Sesshomaru murmured.

Suddenly, the sound of jet propellers interrupted everyone's remarks.

"Is that a jet?" Miroku asked as he pointed towards something in the sky.

"I.. I think so.. but it's kinda weird looking…" replied Kagome.

Moments later, a pink jet with many painted flowers on it landed. It was massive, and could probably hold 32 people. "Who's in there? Oompa loompas?" Rin questioned. Everyone just stared at Rin, each sweat dropping. "Who gives a fucking shit about oompa loompas! The people in there can save us and take us home god damnit!"

The door for the jet abruptly opened, revealing…

A/N: sigh You guys know who's in there already ; ) But anyways, lol, for those of you who don't, you can wait a bit longer can't you:P R&R plz!