Disclaimer: CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN WITH DIANE GOODE! Lmao , no Inuyasha characters, but Diane Goode's Book of Scary Stores & Songs is here , bleh .

A/N:o OMG! I LUV "A LITTLE LESS SIXTEEN CANDLES , A LITTLE MORE TOUCH ME" BY FALL OUT BOY! EEEEK! breaks a window Oops OO Anyways , fanfic readers these days are so damn smart! Lol , yeah , yeah , it was OBVIOUSLY Kinkyho , who else would own a pink jet? --; Well thanks for reviewing! Lub yu!

"KIKYO?! WHAT THE HELL?!" Inuyasha hollered.

"Inuyasha! My darling!" Kikyo giggled. The others shuddered in disgust. Kikyo and her clones ran down the jet steps with their high heels, and very very very very very (etc.) short pink dress. She embraced Inuyasha, and Inuyasha immediately had to barf. "Get off of me you goddamned slut!" he cried as he pushed her off. "I missed you to…" she said in a sick tone.

"What do you want Kikyo?" Kagome asked as she walked up to Inuyasha and wrapped her arms around his waist. "I…" Kikyo stopped, feeling a sudden urge push Kagome off of her man. Through her eyes, Inuyasha was her property. "Ahem…" Kikyo cleared her throat. "I came to save you. Now be grateful. Get in the jet," Kikyo paused and sniffed Miroku. "Ugh, and you all need a bath when you get home too." Miroku twitched, who the hell did this girl think she was?

"We don't need your help." Kagome said as she stepped forward.

Kikyo raised an eyebrow. "You should be grateful I'm even letting you in my private jet."

"Cha! Why should I be grateful? We were fine until you got here."

"Really? It doesn't look like it…" Kikyo said as she examined everybody's torn and muddy clothes.

"Hey, at least we're alive!" Sango exclaimed in an angry tone.

"Yeah! We can go a whole day without your make up and all of those hideous clothes!" Rin laughed.

"How dare you!"

"Well, it's true…" added Sesshomaru.

"Yes, quite, actually, I've never seen you without make up Kikyo, not since the seventh grade."

Kikyo blushed ten shades red. "You're all just jealous! You-you-you…" Kikyo stopped and sighed. "Look, you want a ride home or not?!"

"Fine…" Inuyasha said as he grunted and grabbed Kagome's hand. "Then get in the jet, baby!" exclaimed Kikyo. As everyone aboarded, Inuyasha silently thought, "This is gonna be a long trip home…"

A/N: I KNOW IM SO EVIL AND IM SO SORRY thank yuu so much to the reviewers who still reviewed even after that long hiatus im so sorry dudes & dudettes. Slap me if yu want.. LMAO