26 Places They've Had Sex

Arboretum – Sulu still can't figure out what happened to his prize nasturtiums that had been kept carefully in the far reaches of the garden.

Bridge – only when they were in spacedock and knew that no one else was on board.

Captain's chair – because, yeah, it was inevitable.

Dr. McCoy's quarters – and if he ever finds out, he will have them killed.

Engineering – that didn't work out so well when Scotty caught them but he was gracious enough to pretend he didn't really know what they were doing wedged between two of the gigantic cooling tanks.

Fencing piste – all that thrusting and parrying and… it took a really long time to divest themselves of their fencing gear so that probably won't happen again.

Gaila's quarters – she wasn't there and she gave them permission but they still count it.

Hallway between the transporter and the turbolift – because Jim had been gone for over a week and Spock couldn't wait until they got all the way back to their quarters.

Inside most of the supply closets – it's good to be Captain and have all the override codes.

Jeffries Tubes – 12 of them and counting, unless Scotty figures out a way to monitor all 73.84 miles that run through the entire ship.

Kitchen off of Rec Room 3 – that was Spock's fault because he had eaten more of the chocolate icing than he had put on the cupcakes.

Linen closet outside of Med Bay – it's quite cozy, actually, and big enough for them to lay down.

Med Bay – because McCoy was good enough to make himself scarce when Spock was still recovering from a broken leg, not that that stopped them but they were a little more cautious.

Nearly every conference room – there are a few scattered out between the crew quarters they haven't christened yet.

Observation Lounge – 6 out of 9 so far, the three remaining to be conquered as soon as possible.

Pike's office – he really shouldn't have kept them waiting for those 20 extra minutes.

Quartermaster Matherson's office – which may be why the Captain's requisitions for new uniforms was "inexplicably misplaced" for three weeks and for the last week he had to resort to wearing only his black undershirt, making the Command Crew call him "Cadet Kirk."

Restaurant bathroom – not their proudest moment but sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do.

Swimming pool – Jim really enjoyed it but Spock thought the water should have been at least 5 degrees warmer.

Transporter room – Jim ordered the technicians to get out as soon as Spock materialized after being gone to New Vulcan for 4 weeks, which will never, ever happen again.

Under Spock's bed – they never did find that missing button.

Vulcan II – the sunburn Jim got finally healed by itself since McCoy refused to treat him for "sever stupidity."

White House – the President invited them to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom when they were testifying before Congress on budget cuts to Starfleet.

Xenobiology lab – claimed they were doing research on "cross pollination of species."

Yerkes Observatory – it really is a head-rush to have a brand new planetarium named in your honor and it deserves to be celebrated.

Zebra Zone – one of DisneyWorld's Animal Kingdom resorts which features in-room Jacuzzis – warm enough even for Spock.