Chapter 1:
A Legendary Warrior
A stranger wearing a straw hat was running across a pond and then started jumping up from building to building until he reached a crescent moon and sat down as a gong sound was heard.
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A Dinoman213 and Redwall4ever22 Team Fanfic Production
KUNG FU HARMONY
Leaves glided on the blowing wind, ruffling the robe of a purple mare. Her face was concealed by an oriental straw hat, protecting her from the wind's cold kiss. She walked along a path leading to a damaged building. As she walked, she could not help but imagine a narrator speaking in her mind, her voice powerful and grim, like she was narrating a high fantasy…
"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung-Fu skills were the stuff of Legend," The voice in her head said
"She traveled the land in search of worthy foes,".
The mare let the door slam open, revealing the various scum and villainy that such a damaged establishment would host. Wolves and boars and bears watched her every move as she marched inside, unfazed she set herself down at the table, as if she were a frequent customer there, and opened a book. All too soon, the boldest of the bandits stalked his way towards her, regarding her like a fresh piece of meat.
"I see you like to read…" the bandit commented.
"How 'bout you read the book...Of My Fist!" The bandit slammed his fist into the table for emphasis
"The Warrior said nothing. Mostly because she had to mark her page," the narrator commented.
Which the warrior did promptly.
"Then she shut her book," the narrator declared, as the warrior did what the narrator said, "And then she spoke…,".
"Enough talk. Let's fight!" She declared.
And with a cry for battle, the mare kicked the table at her opponents. As her horn flashed and her legs bucked like a wild stallion, sending bandits in every direction, the voice in her head grew louder with passion.
"She was so deadly and fast that her enemies would go blind… from her mastery of flash-bang spells!"
Emphasizing her point, she unleashed a blast of light from her horn. So bright that the few bandits who had been smart enough to stay back were left scrambling for any sort of cover for their burning eyes.
"My eyes!" A female Cat Bandit cried.
"She's too powerful!" A male Crocodile-like Bandit shrieked.
"And attractive…" a small voice commented. Spinning to the source, the warrior found herself gazing upon a pair of battered ponies, looking up at her as if she was the Master Celestia reborn.
"How can we repay you, kind one?" one of them asked.
The warrior turned,
"There is no charge for greatness. Or attractiveness," She declared, winking at the Stallion of the two.
Some seemed to take that expression the wrong way, for the walls soon darkened with more foes. But, as her narrator was quick to point out…
"It mattered not how many foes she faced; they were no match for her mastery of the martial and magical arts!"
Indeed, foe by foe was flung aside by spells, kicks, and punches. A thousand foes leaped into the air, forming the dark impression of a snarling, gaping wolf's jaws. But with a flash from her horn, the warrior sent them plummeting back to earth like rain. And kept going about her busy day as if it was just a rainy day.
"Never before had anyone been so feared, and yet so loved"
The warrior smiled as her gaze turned to the Celestial Palace, where five ponies stood in various poses.
"Even the most heroic heroes in all of Equestria, The Furious Five," the voice breathed with a hint of awe.
"Bowed in respect of this great master!"
And indeed they did.
Launching from the palace and landing in front of the warrior, the mare's heart soared as they inclined their heads in the sacred show of respect.
For… about five seconds. Then the pink one of the group bounced up with a cry of glee.
"We should totally hang out!" Master Pinkie Pie declared. "We should chat and sing songs and…" she gasped in delight.
"PARTY!"
"Er…" the Warrior grimaced as the pink mare danced around her.
"Maybe but hanging out would have to wait." the voice in her head declared.
To her delight, an army of a thousand bandits appeared.
"After all…" the voice cried with delight, while the warrior summoned the emerald sword of heroes.
"When you're facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain! There's only one thing that matters! And that's…. "
And as the warrior and her fellow warriors leaped to combat them, ready to find out what mattered… a new male voice cut through the dream…
"Twilight! Time to get up! You'll be late for work!" It said as the Warrior turned to see Master Pinkie Pie and even Rainbow Dash talking to her in the new voice.
"What?" Twilight asked before finding herself falling and screaming…
Author's Note: This chapter goes to my good friend Redwall4ever22 because today's Redwall4ever22's B-day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Redwall4ever22.