Walking back to Sasuke's house, Neji just thought.
~Did I really think that…? I mean, he's my best friend! Ehehehe… heeeeeh… NO. I'm not gay, dammit. NOT GAAaAaAaAaAAAY.~ he sang in his head.
"-ji, Ne~ji? Hellloooo?" Sasuke waved his hand in front of the brunettes face.
"Huh?" Neji shook his head and looked at Sasuke. "What? Why are we stopped in the middle of the street?"
Sasuke just sighed an exasperated sigh. "You spaced out and was walking mindlessly. What're you thinking about?"
Neji blushed and started to walk again. "N-Nothing."
Sasuke caught up to him. ~Uh-huh…~
"Do you have anything else to do today? Like go home or something?"
Neji thought for a moment. "Oh, I have to help Hinata and Hanabi with their studies. And I have to make dinner tonight."
"Make dinner?"
"Mm-hmm. Today's Sunday. I have to. Chores, ya know." Neji smiled, Sasuke returning the gesture.
"Oh, alright. So then I guess we'll go back to my house to pick up your backpack.., right?" Sasuke said, turning his attention to the street.
"Yeah, that sounds good."
As Neji bent down to pack his stuff up, he found something next to his backpack. Picking it up, he examined it before asking Sasuke what it was.
"Ne, 'Suke, What's this thing?" He examined it by turning it around midair, before Sasuke snatched it away from him.
"Ehehehehehe!" He chuckled nervously, "Nothing." He stuck it in his back pocket. Neji gave him a look.
"Sure… Whatever." He went back to packing.
~Thank GAWD he lets things go easily…~ Sasuke thought.
"Ready!" Neji proclaimed, turning around, pack on his back.
"Alrighty now. Let's go then. Its 3 right about now." Sasuke checked the clock. Neji started to laugh.
"Who says 'Alrighty?'"
Sasuke groaned. "I do, now c'mon.." He started to descend down the stairs. Neji was behind him, giggling to himself. Glancing down, he saw the orange book start to fall out of Sasukes back pocket, and he took it out, making the Uchiha miss a step at the unusual sensation, and falling on the floor, Neji falling right on top of him, both landing with a groan.
"I-I'm, sorry Sasuke… here." He handed Sasuke the book and stood up, "It was falling out of your back pocket and I tried to get it before it fell and I'm sorry for making you fall and for falling on top of you anf-!" He was quieted by Sasukes finger.
"Its. Oh. Kay." He chuckled, "For a minute there, I thought you were groping my ass."
Neji blushed profusely, his entire head going red, and slapped Sasuke's hand away. "I was not!" He stomped to the door opening it.
Sasuke sighed.
"Nejiiii, wait up!" He whined.
"Your uke get mad at you?" Sasuke turned his head to the chair in the living room, seeing Itachi sitting there reading a book. ~Oh, crap…~
"Shut up… You saw the entire thing, Aniki?" Sasuke asked as if he didn't want Itachi to see, but the elder Uchiha nodded his head.
"Yup, hurry up and get him. Looks like he's halfway there." Itachi glanced out the window, and Sasuke walked out of the house in a hurry, calling Neji's name.
~Yeah.. I know otouto, Oh, do I know… Nishishishi…~
"Neji!"
Neji turned around blushing.
"What..?"
"I'm sorry. I was just joking." Sasuke caught up with Neji.
"Humph… fine. I gotta get home anyway. Hiashi will surely catch a fit if I don't get home soon." Neji said snootily, turning to his house across the street. Sasuke stopped him by putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Hey…" Sasuke said softly, "I'm really sorry… I didn't mean too…" He turned Neji around to see that the younger was blushing. "Are.. we cool?"
"Yeah… w-we are…" he shifted his gaze to the side. ~Since when has Sasukes hand been so warm, and when has he gotten so tall..?~
Sasuke smiled. "O.k., you can go. See ya later!" He ran back home, leaving Neji to walk across the street, but instead the Hyuuga just stood there for a minute.
~D-do I? Really? No… I can't possibly be.. No I know I'm not gay for my best friend… I know I'm not.~ He rubbed the back of his head sheepishly and set off home.
"Really, Sasuke? Are you sure you're not just seeing things?" Itachi asked his otouto carefully.
"Yes, for the LAST time Itachi, I saw it! I saw one of those cans of Chef Boyardee wink at me!" He pointed in the pantry. Itachi merely huffed.
"O.K.. If you say so. I believe you." He continued to make dinner on the stove.
Sasuke closed the cabinet door with an attitude, walking over next to Itachi. He'll watch his older brother cook for now..
"No, you don't."
"Don't what?" Itachi kept stirring the pot.
"See!? You forgot what we were talking about already! Grah, I don't know why I even bother with you…" Sasuke sat in the dining room, which was conveniently in the kitchen.
"Hey, lazy ass, you still didn't get what I asked for." The elder Uchiha glared at Sasuke.
"Get it your own damn self…" The raven mumbled resting his chin on the palm of his hand, and closing his eyes.
~I'm glad that Neji didn't open the book. Imagine what he would have said.. Hmph. It would have probably been along the lines of 'sick pervert', 'ecchi sicko', or 'Ew, you nasteh gaywad.'… I personally don't give a shit. Icha Icha Paradise is the best book know to man… Ehh… by my standards of course. And those standards aren't that high.. Ha, I crack myself up… standards.. Pfft.~ Sasuke smiled to himself.
"Is there any reason why you have that VERY creepy, perverted smile on, or are you in need of an insane asylum?"
Sasuke opened his eyes annoyingly and glared at Itachi. He got up pushing his chair backward.
"Where's mom?" He suddenly asked in a huff.
"At the Yamanaka's. She had to talk to that blonde chicks mom about something."
"Aa…" the mini Uchiha said, "Yell for me when dinners' done, Aniki." He ascended up the steps.
Itachi grunted, watching the pot boil.
Sasuke fell down on his bed spread eagle. Bed not being made, said raven felt sloppy, but didn't feel like fixing it. He stared at the ceiling for a while.
"Hmm.." He moaned to himself. He felt a little bit of a headache coming on. Catching his head, he sat up, looking out the window. ~Since when has it gotten dark?~ He stood up, dropping his hand at made his way to the windowsill, watching the little people go by. Glancing at the clock and turning on his lamplight, it was around 8:20.
~Where has the day gone…?~
Turning on his television, he jumped back on his bed, now made, and flipped though the channels.
~Spongebob, iCarly, Oobi (What the fucks an Oobi?) , 1000 ways to die, Star Trek, Wait, 1000 ways to die. Yeah…~ He smiled and situated himself.
Neji fell back on the beanbag in his room, turning on the stereo.
~I swear… those girls need to get a tutor or something… damn… I still have to make dinner too… Dawww…~ Neji felt a headache come on… and bringing his hand up to his head, he closed his eyes. Listening to the radio, a new Lady GaGa song came on.
Ho Ho ho ooo oooh
Caught in a Bad Romance.
Ho Ho ho ooo oooh
Caught in a Bad Romance.
"Rah Rah Rah-ah-ah, Roma Roma-ma, GaGa Ooh-laa-laa Want your bad romance." Neji mouthed along to the song. He got up and started to clean up his room a bit. He twisted his hips as he walked around.
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything, as long as it's free
I want your love…
Love, love, love..
I want your love…
Neji started to sweep his dresser of any dust. He heard this song so much, he just had to love it.
I want your drama, the touch of your hand…
I want your leather studded kiss in the scene..
I want your love…
Love, love, love..
I want your love…
Neji blushed as he picked up a comb, remembering the way that Sasuke touched his shoulder.
~I won't lie.. I did like the way he did that…~
You know that I want you…
You know that I need you…
I want your bad,
Your Bad Romance.
I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance..
Neji started to hop slightly to the beat.
I want your loving
And all your lovers revenge
You and me could write a bad romance..
As Neji was cleaning, he sang along to the song, enjoying how happy it made him feel.
Caught in a bad romance,
Caught in a bad romance..
I want your horror
I want your design.
Cause you're a criminal
As long as you might..
I want your love..
Love, love, love…
I want your love..
Finished with the dresser, he moved on, finding interest in the lampshade, which he turned on because it was starting to get dark. Wondering what time it was, Neji glanced at the clock on his stereo, seeing that it was already 8:45.
~Yikes… well, I guess I'll just wait until Hiashi-sama calls me.. No big deal.~
I want your psycho,
Your verdigo stick,
Want you in my room
You know baby, your sick…
~He is pretty sick…~ Neji smirked to himself…
I want your love..
Love, love, love…
I want your love..
~Do I want his love?~
You know that I want you,
You know that I need you…
I want your bad..
Your Bad Romance.
Using the hairbrush as a microphone, he started to jump around to the music as he increased the volume.
I want your loving
And all your lovers revenge
You and me could write a bad romance..
I want your loving
And all your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance..
Ho Ho ho ooo oooh
Caught in a Bad Romance.
Ho Ho ho ooo oooh
Caught in a Bad Romance.
"Rah Rah Rah-ah-ah, Roma Roma-ma, GaGa Ooh-laa-laa Want your bad romance!" Neji sang along (horribly), expressing his feelings and dancing around in his underwear.
~I feel so stupid, dancing around my room in nothing but a pair of boxers, but I feel so very carefree too.. Hehe..~
Walk, walk fashion baby,
Work it, make that bitch cr-azy..
Walk, walk fashion baby,
Work it, make that bitch cr-azy..
Neji started to walk as if he was on a catwalk, strutting his hips from side to side and seriously working it.
Walk, walk fashion baby,
Work it, make that bitch cr-azy..
Walk, walk passion baby,
Work it, I'm a free bitch baby...
~That's right! I'm a free bitch baby!!!!!~
I want your love, and I want your revenge..
I want your love, I don't wanna be friends..
Je Vous ton amour
Et je vous ta ravanche
Je vous ton amour
I don't wanna be friends…!!
~I don't.. wanna be friends……?~
I don't wanna be friends…!!
I don't wanna be friends…!!!
Want your Bad Romance..!
"WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!" Neji practically shrieks into the hairbrush, along with the radio. Jumping around incredibly happy, he continues on.
I want your loving
And all your lovers revenge
You and me could write "A BAD ROMANCE!!" the brunette sings.
I want your loving
And all your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance..
Neji fell backwards on his huge bed, giggling like a lunatic.
Caught in a bad romance.
Caught in a bad romance..
"Rah Rah Rah-ah-ah, Roma Roma-ma, GaGa Ooh-laa-laa Want your bad romance!" Neji sang along at the end with a smile on his face. The smile was quickly wiped off when a rough knocking was sounding at his door.
"NEJI! TURN THAT RACKET DOWN! I COULD HEAR IT, AND YOU, ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS! AND IT'S TIME TO GET COOKING ANYWAY SO YOU'D BETTER COME DOWN! GOT ME?" Hiashi Hyuuga yelled over the speaker. Neji blushed hard and quickly found some pants, put them on, turned down the stereo and opened the door in one swift move.
"Sorry… Hiashi-sama…" He chuckled nervously while scratching the back of his head. Hiashi just huffed. But smiled. He rubbed his nephews' head lovingly.
"Its' ok. Just be down in a while." he descended down the stairs.
When his uncle left, Neji stood at his doorway blushing profusely in embarrassment.
~I really don't know WHAT I feel for Sasuke now…~
He went back into his room, closed the door, and leaned against it.
~Am… I really…g-gay??~
Neji slid to the floor.
"I.. think I am….." he realized, eyes getting wide.
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Longest chapter yet!! :D
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Sasuke watches one of my favorite shows, Neji's singing and dancing to Bad Romance - Lady GaGa, and Itachi's being Itachi. xD
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