~Caution! Caution! Yaoi goodness up ahead! :D.'.'~
Neji followed his uncle into the living room, plopping down next to him on the sofa.
"What's the matter?" He said politely, turning to his uncle.
Hiashi sighed.
"The Hyuuga men for ages have had something wrong with their bloodlines. You and I are no exception." He looked at his nephew. "We have a certain problem with our bodies, like right around our bowels, you see." Neji nodded, "Our bodies have both men and women parts in it."
Neji thoroughly looked like he was about to freak out.
"S-say that again?" He stuttered.
"We have both men and women body parts."
Ok, Neji freaked out.
"W-What?! H-how?! I mean, Huh?!"
"Well, down in our family tree, our ancestors had complications."
"What KIND of complications, Hiashi-sama?!"
"The same as we have. Both bodily parts. In other words, we can impregnate, and we can become pregnant."
Neji was about a few seconds away from fainting.
"Ser-seriously?" he asked carefully, "And its normal?"
Hiashi nodded.
~H-holy crap.. Are you FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?!~
"It's not normal! How can this be normal?!" he yelled at his uncle.
"Calm down. I waited until you were 16 to tell you so you wouldn't go berserk, but I guess I was wrong to tell you now." Hiashi reasoned.
Neji took a deep breath, calming down a bit.
"And I have to live with it?"
Hiashi nodded again.
"So, in other words, careful who you have sex with, whether you top, or bottom."
Neji nodded grimly.
"I-I will…"
"Here," He reached into his pockets only to pull out a box of condoms, "Use these to your advantage."
Neji blushed, but took them anyway.
"Uncle, can I go now..? I… just wanna be in my room for now.." He asked.
"Yeah. Go ahead," He patted Neji's head, and Neji picked himself up from the couch, dragging himself up the stairs, passing by a shocked Hinata and Hanabi.
~WELL, THAT won't kill my self esteem… -_- ~
(Please note the sarcasm.)
Sasuke had been making out with his ex-now-turned-boyfriend-again Naruto for what seemed like forever in his car. He had now just checked his watch.
"Ne, Naruto.."
"Hmm?" Naruto looked up, seeing as he was in between Sasuke's legs in the backseat, resting on his chest.
"I gotta get home.. It's 10:30.." He smiled down at the blonde, who had sat up.
"I do too…" He said sadly. Sasuke rubbed the back of his head awkwardly.
"I'll see you later?" He looked Naruto in the eye.
"Yeah.." he blushed.
Sasuke leaned down to kiss Naruto again.
"Mmmph- Sasuke, you have to go.." he pushed Sasuke away.
"Mmkay." He hugged Naruto quickly before opening the door to get out. The blonde did the same.
Opening the door to his mustang, Naruto looked back at Sasuke. Smiling, he left the door open and went around to the drivers side of Sasuke's car. He leaned on the open window.
"I love you." He murmured at Sasuke, who smiled in return.
"I love you too."
"Be careful driving home." He kissed Sasuke again briefly.
"You too."
Naruto left and got in his car, started it, and left to his house in a flash, while Sasuke hadn't even had the chance to start his car yet. The raven sweat dropped but shook it off, knowing how much of a Dobe his boyfriend was.
~It still has a nice ring to it… Boyfriend…~
Sasuke sighed dreamily as he went off in the direction of his house.
"Sasuke Ryuu Uchiha!" (1)
He flinched when he heard his mother shriek his entire name.
~NOT good.. She only calls me by my full name when I am in some SERIOUS trouble…~
Sasuke thought of the possibilities.
~Yaoi manga?: In a box in my closet. Icha Icha?: In my pocket. PlayGirls/PlayBoys?: In the closet.~
The stomping stopped in front of Sasuke. Sasuke looked down at his mother.
"Where in heavens name have you been mister? I was worried sick!" Mikoto cried, clutching onto her boys shoulders.
"Out for a drive, mom. Jeez, I'm not the little boy I once was… I'm practically grown now.." He looked into his mother's eyes. She started to tear up.
"I know that, Sasu…" she let go of her sons shoulders. He kissed her forehead.
"Love you always, Kaa-san." he smiled as he whizzed past her, up the stairs, and into his room, locking the door and throwing his leather jacket on the bedpost. And, for the first time in the Uchiha's life:
He squealed, jumping around like a maniac.
Stopping himself, he coughed quietly and returned to his computer.
He checked to see if he had had any mail since he left, which he didn't thank the gods, and was about to exit out. However, when he refreshed the MySpace page, Neji had updated his status.
DestinyxFate123
Is: Hating his life to the fullest.
Mood: Wants to die. Smiley: :|
Raising an eyebrow, Sasuke quickly got onto the IM, hoping that Neji was still online. Seeing his friend's picture in the box, he clicked on it and began typing.
Raven69Uchiha: Whats the matter Neji??
Sasuke waited for a reply, which he promptly got.
DestinyxFate123: My entire life is what…
Raven69Uchiha: Whatsup?
DestinyxFate123: I just learned something about myself that I didn't know beforehand…
Raven69Uchiha:Which issss…?
DestinyxFate123: Promise you wont flip or look at me differently?
Sasuke looked at the computer screen.
~Is it THAT serious?~
Raven69Uchiha: Is it reallt THAT serious?
Raven69Uchiha: *Really.
Neji sighed.
~Is it really? I mean its not like EVERY DAY a hermaphrodite is born… ya know..?~
After a few minutes, he replied.
DestinyxFate123: I think it is pre-tty serious if you ask me.. And if I tell you, you CANNOT tell anyone else, understood?
Raven69Uchiha: Yeah, sure, whatever… just tell me before I bust a vein thinking.
Neji laughed. He loves the way that Sasuke can always make him laugh, even when he is at his saddest.
DestinyxFate123: Well… all the men in my family… are actually… hermaphrodites. Including, me.
Silence.
Sasuke had rubbed his eyes a few times, to see if his eyeballs were deceiving him, but sure enough, that same sentence was there every time.
Raven69Uchiha: WHAT?! Are you SERIOUS!?
Neji flinched.
DestinyxFate123: *Nods head slowly*
Raven69Uchiha: *Ahem* Welllll.. Like I said, I wont look at you any differently, and this conversation is exclusive to us. What all does it mean?
DestinyxFate123: It means that 'I can impregnate and become pregnant. Top or bottom.' In my uncles words.
Raven69Uchiha: Oh… well, wow.. That's nice… (Sarcastic) But, I have some news too!
Neji raised an eyebrow.
DestinyxFate123: Will it cheer me up a bit?
Raven69Uchiha: It might…? IDK. Just litsen!
Raven69Uchiha: *Listen.
DestinyxFate123: Lol, it must be important. You keep typing wrong.
Raven69Uchiha: Shut up. Me and Naruto made up. We're back together.
Something must have been wrong with Neji. His stomach was doing flips, and his eyes felt hot. He replied.
DestinyxFate123: Wow.. Well, I'm happy for you.. Hehe.. How did you guys make up..?
Raven69Uchiha: Well, it all started when I had an e-mail from him, and he wanted to meet up with me, right?
DestinyxFate123: Right…
The Hyuuga leaned back in his chair, and waited for a reply. He wiped his eyes a bit.
~No… bad Neji.. No crying…~
Raven69Uchiha: And then we had to leave. It was about 10:30 when I left? Yeah.. And I'm happy. So very happy.
DestinyxFate123: That's awesome.. 'Suke… I-I'm happy for you.
Raven69Uchiha: Heehee… thanks… :)
Neji had to constantly get up from the computer to fall on his bed, screaming into his pillow. He only got back up when the computer pinged. It was so confusing and frustrating…
~I… know I'm kind of jealous of Naruto.. I won't deny it… but.. I…~
He screamed again briefly. Looking up from the pillow, he glanced at the clock. It read 11:47. He groaned.
~I have… school tomorrow… I need to… go to bed…~
He returned to his computer one final time.
DestinyxFate123: Sasuke? I have to go to bed… I'm.. falling asleep…… ttyl?
Raven69Uchiha: Uh, yeah? Ok..? You usually stay up later than this. Is something wrong?
DestinyxFate123: N-No! I'm fine. Really. ^^;
Raven69Uchiha: Ok. See you tomorrow. Bye.
DestinyxFate123: Bye.
Neji automatically turned off his computer. Getting out of the computer chair, he stripped down to his boxers and jumped into his bed. He just sat there, thinking for a while.
~I.. I wonder if he feels the same way about me… if he even thinks about me… if he likes me at all or not… Ehehehe! What am I thinking?~
He rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.
~He's my best friend! Of course he likes me.. Ehehehe… heeeeeh… oh.. Who am I kidding… I really like him… and he really likes Naruto.. Even loves him.. I know he loves me, but.. It's not the same kind of love… I mean, he and Naruto are perfect for each other… they're both football players, and are the same age and everything.. And are in the same grade..~
He groaned and let his hands fall on both sides of his head.
~I mean, now that I'm looking at him, Sasuke has the perfect smile, body, and family. His hair needs a little work… but he's.. pretty perfect in my eyes…~
Neji leaned over, turning off the lamp, the room engulfing in darkness. He rolled onto his side.
~He's… I dunno.. awesome…~
Neji pictured Sasuke in his mind when he closed his eyes. He smiled and turned over again.
~How can I be so infatuated with Sasuke when I had just found out I was gay..? Its so confusing, its unbearable..~
He buried his face into a pillow he had gotten from beside him. Pulling it down, he glared at the ceiling.
~I… won't lie.. The Uchiha is hot, ok? When he's either fighting with his brother, or when he plays video games… Gahh… I sound like a girl…~
He threw the pillow on the floor, putting his hands under the covers.
~Yeah, I love the big dolt… a lot. More than he could ever imagine… not just because of the bond we had ever since we were children.. But.. Its difficult… he has THE perfect body, complete with abs, and has the warmest hands…~
His hands found their way down his boxers. He massaged around his hips a bit.
~And.. He's probably well endowed as well… haah… I could just imagine.. What it would feel like..~
His member started to rise.
~He's probably good… and has had lots practice too…~
He rubbed the base slowly as he closed his eyes, relishing the feel.
~Just the way he does everything makes me go a bit crazy inside… walking… talking…~
His member was now fully erect. If someone walked in, all they would see is a little tent in the covers.
~I'm jealous of Naruto.. He gets to have all of that to himself… lucky bastard…~
Neji encased his hand around the appendage, moaning quietly to himself. Going up and down painfully slow, he arched his back off of the bed a few times.
~I could just imagine.. His raven hair.. His washboard abs… how graceful he is.. All in all, he's perfect…~
Neji went a bit faster with his hand, the other one going for his nipple.
~He's most likely great in bed.. An animal even… I won't doubt…~
Neji went faster and faster, pinching and pumping. he was close..
~Sasuke… Sasuke… even his name runs off of my tongue so perfectly… Sasuke…~
Moans and groans were emanating from the young Hyuuga's mouth. A few more seconds and he'll be in heaven…
~I love him…! I really love him…! SASUKE!~
Neji had his release, his cum all over his hand and underwear. His back was arched and face showed ecstasy. He felt as if he had lost his consciousness for a minute. Opening his eyes, he chuckled to himself, bringing his hand out of his boxers.
~He might love you, but not as much as I do.~
(1) Ryuu=Dragon.
Holy crap. I'm done.
O_O;;
I love and I hate this chapter.
Love for the Neji scene. (OH HO HO.) and hate cause it seems so drawn out.
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Chapter is dedicated to Hanai-Kun, for being my first reviewer!!
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TBC~~~