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Birthday Surprises - Chapter Three

March 28, 5:46 p.m.

After four movies and a six hour nap, Sakura woke up with a stiff neck and a empty stomach. Noticing that Tobi was still asleep, she gently moved him off of her self and moved as quietly as a ninja possibly could, walking to the kitchen to make herself something to eat.

She opened the fridge and pulled out a package of chicken and all the vegetables in the bottom drawer. She made a mental note to thank Zetsu for picking some vegetables from the garden before her left. 'I'll make stir-fry , so when everybody else get's back they can have some if they like.

X~ 45 minutes later X~

"Tobi-chan! Would you like some sti-oh? Where'd he go?" She looked around the room with two bowls of stir-fry in her hands. "He's probably in the bathroom. I'll put this on the table for him when he gets out, then."

She walked in the kitchen, only to be scared half-to-death.

There, she saw every Akatsuki member sitting or standing by the kitchen table.

"What-what the hell are you guys trying to do? Scare me to death?" Sakura screamed, dropping the bowls of stir-fry. Somewhat luckily, familiar blue chakra strings shot out and caught the bowl, inches from hitting the ground.

"You know, Little Girl, you really should be more careful. Not that anyone would dare come in the Akatsuki's base, what if that was a enemy ninja trying to attack you or someone? What would you do then?" The voice's user was currently leaning their head on the top of her's.

"Well, there would be two broken bowls of stir-fry on the ground, wouldn't there be, Pinocchio. And I told you to stop calling me Little Girl!" She was obviously upset.

"And I might, as soon as you stop calling me Pinocchio."

"Danna, un! Leave Love alone!" Deidara yelled/whined at his 'danna'.

"Well if you done harassing me, Sasori-san, would you kindly get the hell of of me!?!"

"Hmmmm...nope. To comfortable. And don't you just love the looks on everybody's faces?" He motioned to the group of angry Akatsuki members. Angry was a loose term.

"Get the fuck off of her, asswipe! She's gunna kick your fucking ass again!" Hidan yelled, plenty annoyed with the behavior of his fellow member.

"So if everybody's done yelling, would you guys like some stir-fry? There's plenty for everyone...well maybe not if Hidan and Kisame wolf it down, but...yeah...." Getting nervous, she opened her mouth to ask why everybody was staring at her, but Itachi beat her to it.

"I believe Deidara, as well as most everyone else, has something to give you. You would rather it now or later?" He stated calmly.

"I, um...is that true?" She looked at everyone for their response and they nodded their heads is agreement."I..guess if you guys want. Why don't we go into the living room then?"

Hope you guys like this chapter. Voting is still open! So far it's going to stay SakuraXAkatsuki. Any ideas for the presents? I only have Deidara and Itachi's possible presents. Thanks for reading and hopefully reviewing! Lets go with at least five reviews until I start again. Is that fair? Thanks! And can anyone tell me what danna translated is?

~ShelbyQueen25

PS - Tell me of any mistakes in the story, please! Pm me if you have any questions!

I forgot to thank Akatsukifan1, ., and Wolf of Secrets for reviewing! So thank you! Oh, and I didn't thank haloelizabeth for reviewing chapter one!

Wolf of Secrets isn't a member, so I'll reply here -

Umm, that doesn't go with the story, but I could try to do a one-shot for you like that if I have time. I'll give you full credit for the idea, too! Thanks for the love of the story! It makes me so happy to hear/read that! Oh, and awesome is spelled with an 'e'.

Bye everyone! And review if you want a new chapter!