I've been on the computer for so long today, my eyes are sizzling…well, I was mad at Chi this morning, so I logged onto the computer and started sabotaging her emails. But then, I just started typing and typing…and then I thought, "why not just type my fanfiction stories since I'm typing?" so here I am.
Chi found out I sabotaged her emails. Now, she's gonna get even with me…
I wonder when…
Most importantly, I wonder how?
Well, anyway, I got like 6 reviews telling me to change the pairings…fine. I didn't really like the NaruxHin anyway…even thought some pathetic MORONS wanted me to do that pairing and now, you're still complaining!
Grrr…
Here are the new pairings.
NaruxSaku (I'm pretty fond of this one)
NejixTen (never changes)
ShikaxIno
KibaxHin (no complaining!)
Truth or Dare Chapter 3
Now, it's Sasuke turn at the game. Ino and Shikamaru were still making out, but everyone just ignored the two of them and moved on…
Sasuke gulped. "Oh great…"
Everyone gathered around proudly and Sakura asked, "Truth or dare."
Sasuke thought for a moment and shrugged. "Dare." He said, for the hell of it.
Everyone thought about it, trying to come up with a proper dare. Kiba arose from his seat, opened his mouth and was about to talk before being bonked down by Sakura.
"OW! HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Kiba hollered.
"You were going to say something cheese related weren't you?" Sakura asked, teeth gritted, staring at him. Kiba stared and shrugged and sat back down.
"Seriously…" Shino said to Kiba.
"Whatever." Kiba answered.
Ino and Shikamaru were still smooching.
Eeh…
Well, anyways, getting back to the story, all the people were still trying to think of a dare, rubbing their chins and stroking their beards. (Oh, wait minute…)
Suddenly, Hinata had an idea, raised a finger about to say something but was interrupted.
"POOP IN YOU PANTS!" Naruto laughed, pointing at Sasuke, in terms of a dare.
"You idiot!" Sakura bonked him hard.
Naruto sat back down while Sasuke glared at him.
Hinata tried again, opening her mouth.
"I d-dare Sasuke-kun t-to…" she started.
"Oh, hey, I got it!" Lee said, interrupting Hinata. "SPAR WITH ME!"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You were waiting for this all along weren't you?"
Lee shrugged.
Hinata opened her mouth to speak once more but…
Kiba interrupted her.
"I dare you to paint your butt red." He said, proudly…
Suddenly, Hinata rose from her seat, face red.
"I DARE SASUKE-KUN TO DRESS UP IN A BIKINI!" She shouted, loud enough for everyone to hear. Everyone stared at Hinata, who was panting hard. Wow…
"That's genius!" Tenten said, impressed.
"Yea! That's the perfect dare!" Neji agreed.
Sasuke looked horrified.
"BIKINI! BIKINI! SOMEONE GO FIND A BIKINI!" Lee shouted eagerly.
Hinata got up and went around the corner, and then she returned with an itsy bitsy teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini. (Courtesy of Yoplait light)
Everyone looked surprised.
"Hinata, I never knew you wore a bikini." Naruto said, staring at the tiny bikini that could fit a cockroach.
"I can't…its N-Neji-ni-san's." Hinata stuttered.
Everyone turned to stare at Neji.
He gave out a nervous giggle.
There's seriously something wrong with Neji in this fic…
Anyways, everyone ushered the bikini into Sasuke's hands to make him try it on, but he just sat there holding this tiny bikini that won't ever fit him.
"There's no way in hell will I fit into this." He grumbled.
"Sure you can!" Sakura held up a tube of butter. "If you can't, you can let your privates hang out loosely for everyone to see."
Sasuke blushed and cussed.
Reluctantly, he went into the bathroom to change into the bikini. Everyone waited anxiously for him to come out. Finally, after 12 years, this Uchiha bitch was about to get what he deserved. (I have nothing against Sasuke)
"Are you ready?" Tenten asked.
"…grrr…" Sasuke grumbled.
"Hurry up!" Naruto said, holding up a camera, ready.
"…grrr…" Sasuke grumbled some more.
"We're all waiting." Shino replied.
"…grrr…" Sasuke grumbled.
Finally, Sasuke stepped out of the bathroom with the itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Everyone gasped. Naruto's camera snapped shots of him like crazy.
Sasuke wasn't exactly…suited for a bikini, as you might say. His waist was hanging around the bikini and the girls giggled because…
Sasuke didn't put it on right…
The guys, however, who have no idea what so ever of how to put on a bikini or how to use one, were whooping while the girls stayed as silent as a rock, blushing and giggling…
"Hey, girls, why aren't you guys like, whooping in laughter?" Kiba asked, confused.
"Yea, shouldn't the girls be enjoying this more than the guys?" Lee asked.
"Well…" Sakura started…
"Yea?" Naruto asked.
"Sasuke-kun…you put it on wrong…" Tenten finished.
Sasuke blushed while guys looked at each other, with wide eyes. (Ino and Shikamaru were the only ones not involved since they were still making out…)
Sasuke ran back into the bathroom while the girls erupted in laughter. You could tell this little event was never going to make it onto a real Naruto episode…
The boys started laughing too and they all whooped together while Sasuke, who was humiliated out of his mind, changed back into his regular outfit. Why couldn't I have picked truth like any other sensible person?
Finally, when Sasuke stepped back out, everyone was already engrossed in Naruto's snapshots of Sasuke's bikini. They laughed and giggled, but Sasuke merely stepped up to Naruto, took the camera out of his hands and ripped out the film.
"HEY!" Naruto shouted.
"There will be no evidence that this event ever occurred." Sasuke growled, handing back Naruto's ripped up camera. Everyone nodded silently while Naruto pouted.
They resumed the game…
Next target: Hinata…
Chi read this chapter and was pretty impressed. Well, first of all, she was the one who recommended I make Sasuke wear a bikini and second of all, she liked the basic output of the story. One of my better stories…
I'm aiming for at least 100 reviews…hurry up with it.
Oh yea, there was like that really perverted thing Sakura said about Sasuke's ( )…um, yea, not so proud of that, but you do what you have to do.