Huahhhh…..school starts Sunday…
Which means less time on the computer. And less time online…
That means my updates will take longer…
And that means my temper grows shorter…
This means I probably massacre my family and the whole internet world…you think I can't do that but let's not forget about virtually massacring people.
Points to head.
Truth or Dare Chapter 5
Shino stared awkwardly at everyone. His turn was next.
And alas, Ino and Shikamaru finally stopped making out to turn around and see that it was already Shino's turn…they has been wiped out since chapter 2…Er—I mean, Sasuke's turn…
Ino sighed dreamily and stared at the crowd. "Hey! Whose turn is it now?"
Everybody stared at Ino, who has just come back from her make-out session and hasn't a clue of what's going on.
"Ino…you missed Sasuke-kun and Hinata-san's turn." Sakura replied bluntly.
Ino gasped and huffed. "I missed Sasuke-kun's turn?"
Shikamaru stared.
But everybody already ignored Ino and stared back at Shino who was shifting uncomfortably in his seat, trying to shake off all the attention that was driven at him.
"Truth." Shino whispered.
Naruto already thought of a truth question and laughed, pointing at Shino's head. "I've got it!" he shouted.
Shino cringed. Oh great…
Everyone stared while Naruto took a deep breath and said, "Show us how you REALLY look behind your sunglasses!"
Everyone gasped and nodded, stupidly as Shino sweat dropped and shook violently.
"I refuse." Shino said flatly, keeping his "cool".
But everyone was already psyched for this. They all shrieked with delight and waited for Shino to happily take off his glasses after two years and happily reveal how he really looks like in front of all these people.
But…yes, surprisingly, Shino REFUSED!
What a shocker.
He just sat there, not moving at all, until Shikamaru spoke. "You know, the author stalls this part of everyone's turn to make the chapter longer…"
I suppose Shikamaru and the others really hate me for stalling and making everyone wait like 10 minutes before I actually type what happens, so I'll move along…
Shino reluctantly placed a hand on his glasses and everyone paused.
Shino removed his glasses and…
Everyone screamed.
Shino was actually an alien!
No, no he wasn't…
Everyone screamed because behind Shino's glasses were his eyes, gleaming like a movie star! He was hotter than the world's greatest models and sexier than anyone you could ever meet!
The girls all swooned. (Neji is NOT included…)
The boys gaped.
Sakura and Ino immediately hopped into Shino's lap and hearts fluttered their eyes. Tenten gasped and Hinata blushed furiously.
Then, all four girls cuddled with Shino and the guys looked disgusted.
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto whined.
"Tenten!" Neji croaked.
"Hinata!" Kiba shouted.
"Ino!" Shikamaru said.
"Bark!" Akamaru piped in for no apparent reason.
But Shino just growled as the girls swooned and hugged him. "This is the reason why I wear glasses." He muttered.
But the girls were still engrossed in his hotness and giggled. The guys just sat there, glaring at Naruto who made Shino do this…and hog all the girls, and that definitely wasn't fair at all.
"NARUTO!" Sasuke growled at him. "YOU LET SHINO GET ALL THE GIRLS!"
Naruto looked surprised. "WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT GIRLS!"
Sasuke scoffed. "What's wrong with playing hard to get?"
…
That's true…
Anyways, the boys continued arguing and the girls were still adoring Shino before they got into a catfight. Actually, Sakura was hogging most of Shino and Ino got all pissed. Then they began arguing while Tenten complained that Hinata got most of the space to sit on Shino's lap. Hinata blamed Ino who got mad at her and pulled her hair. Sakura pushed Tenten and then…
Yea, catfight.
The boys stopped watching and hissed. "CATFIGHT!"
But not for long, the boys became entangled in this mess too. Actually, Naruto was rooting for Sakura, but Kiba rooted for Hinata, which pissed Naruto off. They argued until Akamaru accidentally bit Neji's arm. He got angry and pushed Kiba. Kiba pushed Neji back, which caused Lee, Chouji and Sasuke to topple back with him. Sasuke fell down, grabbing Shikamaru with him and they erupted in a fight.
Soon, everyone was involved in one big fight.
Except Shino, who watched calmly at the sidelines.
Ino pulled Sakura's hair, and Sakura got mad and pushed Ino, making Ino bump her elbow into Lee's eye, who gasped and poked everyone around him, because he couldn't see. Kiba started to bite Sasuke and Sasuke screamed and pulled Naruto's foot. Chouji pulled Neji's hair and Shikamaru grabbed Tenten's boobs to stable himself. Tenten swatted Shikamaru away and hit Hinata who kicked both Sasuke and Naruto.
Finally, the battle rage out of control and the jonin had to come in to separate everyone.
Kakashi grabbed Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura's collar to pull them back.
Gai held Lee and Neji by the arms and pulled Tenten away from the girls.
Kurenai separated Kiba and Hinata.
Asuma grabbed Ino and held Shikamaru and Chouji firmly.
Somehow, everyone calmed down.
Shino just sat there, filing his nails, whistling.
The jonin and the genin sweat dropped and stared at the calm and collected Shino.
Shino shrugged and put his sunglasses back on. "I'm too cool to be freaking out." He said which was frightening accurate.
Kurenai sighed and let her team sit down as Gai strangled Lee so he wouldn't kill Neji who was making faces at him. (Neji is really strange in this fic…)
Naruto huffed. "I guess that ends Shino's turn."
Everyone nodded. The jonin sighed.
"Hey, while you're here, Kakashi-sensei, why don't you guys play too?" Sakura asked, eagerly. All the jonin stared at this suggestion.
After a minute, Gai crossed his arms and huffed. "That's a stupid idea!"
But Asuma and Kurenai nodded. "Actually, that sounds like a good idea."
"Yes, I agree, let's do it!" Gai replied immediately after that just to fit into the "clique".
Everyone sighed in unison.
"Who's next?" Ino asked.
Everyone turned to stare at Neji…
End of chapter.
Well, since the jonin are here now, I guess I'm going to have to do 4 new chapters…and I'm going to add the sand Nin into this fic…that makes a grand total of 19 chapters! And possibly a bonus chapter too! Neji is next (I've been waiting for this one, hohoho)
School starts tomorrow. That means I won't be online as much and my fics will take longer to be updated.
So, until the week is over, this one is saying…
Sayonara.