Yes, oh yes! THIS IS THE CHAPTER I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! NEJI'S TURN, MY FAVORITE GENIN OF ALL TIME! YES, OH YES! GET PREPARED, NEJIXTEN FANS, CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE HIT BY A GRAND CHAPTER!
I know my last chapter: Shino's sunglasses issue…was a really rushed and bad chapter. I apologize.
Truth or Dare Chapter 6
Neji gulped down his fear and awaited his turn…
"Truth or dare?" Chouji challenged him.
Neji thought for a minute and replied, "Dare." He didn't want people to think he was some sissy who'd pick truth for his turn like his cousin and teammate.
Everyone stopped to rub their chins and think of a proper dare. Even the jonin, who joined the game earlier, rubbed their chins thoughtfully.
Alas, Lee thought of something outrageous. Something totally out of the universe. His face darkened in the shadows and a creepy; eerily look spread across his face.
Neji gulped.
Everyone turned to stare at Lee, who laughed an evil laugh.
Neji gulped.
"I got the perfect dare!" Lee declared, raising an evil finger. "I dare you…" he said, pointing at Neji who began hyperventilating.
"…TO STRIP FOR TENTEN!" Lee finished in one dramatic swoop.
Neji and Tenten looked terrified and they shook their heads while waving their arms and sweat came out in buckets. They sputtered words that cannot be understood while the others thought about this genius idea.
"IT'S GENIUS!" Gai erupted and he immediately hugged Lee… (EGL: is this familiar now?)
Everyone sweat dropped. Neji flushed and cursed. "Damn."
But Naruto pushed Neji closer to Tenten and cooed. "Go on! STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!"
Soon, everyone in the room chanted the words, "…STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!"
Neji glanced at Tenten who looked solidly at her feet and she looked really determined to stop this dare from happening…but looking at the situation of this and the odds…I'd say Neji's best choice would be to strip.
Neji sighed and got up, approaching Tenten.
Tenten looked horrified and gaped. "WHAT THE HELL? YOU'RE GIVING IN?"
Neji glared. "WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?"
Tenten glared back and scowled. "There's no way in hell will I do this…"
But everyone continued chanting the word "strip" and it left no choice for the desperate Tenten and the humiliated Neji.
"Will I have to take it all off?" Neji asked, gulping. Neji was an average-sized…uh…you know what I'm talking about, right? (GIRLS?...)
Everyone nodded and shouted. "TAKE IT ALL OFF!"
Tenten nearly passed out.
"Then turn off the lights." Neji grumbled. Of course, the only light came from the flashlight shining on the table. Everyone giggled and turned off the flashlight. That left the moonlight outside the window, the only real light shining into the room.
Are you excited?
Of course. Naruto brought out a stereo and flicked on some cheesy, sexy pop music to bring in the "stripping mode".
Everyone woo-hooed and waited for Neji to make his first move…
Before we move any further, I'll tell you what Neji is wearing right now. He's wearing his usual black short pants with a white shirt and a gray jacket.
The music boomed around the room as everyone shrieked and whistled for Neji to strip. Get naked…down and dirty, show some skin…
Neji started off, dancing around Tenten, totally embarrassed. He swayed his middle around Tenten who was holding her breath. (Middle means "penis")
The whole room whistled.
At first, Neji was totally hating this, but when he got into the middle of dancing, he started to loosen up and enjoy this little game. He danced more fiercely and Tenten nearly puked, while hiding her eyes.
The girls whooped. The guys hollered. The jonin chuckled.
Neji then, taking a step further, took off his jacket and swung it around the air and threw it at the girls, who caught it happily and rubbed it against themselves.
Tenten choked on her saliva.
As music played harder, the mood got heavier and Neji started to take off his shirt. The girls shrieked louder and Tenten choked harder…
Neji was very muscular, everyone discovered. He tossed his shirt back and he threw back his long hair which was getting in the way. (You can see Neji really top naked in episode 142) he was sweating and his sweat gleamed while the girls swooned.
Tenten almost choked herself to death. But I bet you she was really enjoying this…
Naruto chanted and so did the others over the loud music. "STRIP! STRIP!"
Neji heard the crowd and began unzipping his pants. The girls covered their eyes and squealed. (Not including Hinata, who already had her eyes covered from the beginning)
Neji took off his pants to reveal black boxer shorts.
You could see the outline of his…you know what…under the boxer short.
I think it was Fruit of the Loom…
The girls squealed even louder while Tenten blushed furiously and the jonin cooed. This was getting louder and louder, even though you could hardly see Neji stripping in the dark. But, everyone knows he was getting naked, and it's the thought that counts…
Finally, the last stage: removing the boxer…
I bet you girls are shrieking out there…
Ready?
Ok…
Neji slowly removed the boxer and Tenten gasped a little…although she was closing her eyes, she could tell that Neji took everything off by the loud squealing of the girls who were watching as well as the guys who were impressed.
Neji slowly bent down on his knees in front of Tenten and leaned closer. His neck grazed against hers and everyone shrieked.
Neji planted Tenten a big wet, juicy, French kiss. You know how in the movies, whenever a girl gets seriously kissed, you could hear the "smack" and "schoo" off the kiss because they're like, seriously kissing.
Everyone shouted. They cheered.
Tenten was surprised…very stunned to the least when Neji gave her that kiss. She put her hands around his neck and kissed back, not holding back at all…
Neji put his hands on Tenten's waist and they continued smacking and lip-locking.
The girls covered their eyes, blushing while the guys (idiotically) watched the lip lock session. The jonin coughed several times…a girl and a boy who was completely naked, were kissing passionately in the dark…which leads to…
Yep, the jonin better stop this, before the girl gets naked too…
Kakashi got up and stood in front of Neji who was still making out with Tenten. He faced the other way and whispered to Neji. "Put your clothes on."
Neji suddenly looked up, breaking his kiss with the dazed Tenten.
Neji blushed and realized he was newt and put on his clothes. The girls shrieked and giggled, watching Neji wrestle on his boxer furiously.
The guys were still watching, silently…impressed, like I said before. They were impressed by the size of Neji's you-know-what and tucked in their own shirts, self conscious of their own you-know-whats. (I never knew boys were self conscious)
Tenten looked stunned at this event, in which she kissed her teammate she idolized… (It's true. She does idolize Neji…It said so in her official biography)
Tenten stared at Neji and wondered…Did he really mean that kiss? Or was he just caught in the moment?
Either way, that was one hell of a kiss, if you know what I mean.
Next person's turn: Kiba
End of chapter.
That was one crappy love scene. There was like, no emotion or sting to it…and I rushed this chapter…
Anyways, I'm gonna make Gaara, Temari and Kankurou make their grand entrance in the next chapter, so wait…I might take a while due to the school schedule.
AHHH! SCHOOL STARTS IN LIKE 12 HOURS! AFTER I WAKE UP, IT'S SCHOOL! OH NO, HOW CAN I WAKE UP?
I'M SOOOOOOOO NERVOUS, AND IF YOU GUYS WANNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, YOU'D REVIEW EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER!
THANKS