When I originally wrote this story the first time, I rushed…so I decided to start over again with this fixed up version of Kiba's chapter.

Now what shall I make Kiba do?

(Keep in mind: when I type a story, it comes to me at the edge of my mind)

Truth or Dare Chapter 7

Hinata jumped off the edge of the cliff and—

OH WAIT A MINUTE, WRONG STORY!

Sorry, just, uh…ignore what I typed above…I'm too lazy to delete it anyways.

Kiba stared at the crowd who finally softened up after Neji's stripping incident. Tenten sat back down; still a bit tense and the others stared moronically at Kiba.

Akamaru barked.

"Ok." Sasuke groaned. "Kiba, Truth or dare?"

Kiba grinned. "Dare."

The jonin paused to think and everyone else sat there, rubbing chins.

"Ok, got a good one." Sakura straightened up.

Everyone turned around to stare at Sakura who glanced at all the eyes that were looking at her with intense looks. She sweated.

"TOO MUCH PRESSURE. BACK OFF!" Sakura shouted, hyperventilating.

Everyone backed off a bit to let Sakura speak.

"If I remember correctly, aren't the sand Nin in town today?" Sakura asked after a few minutes. "Well, I dare Kiba to find Gaara and hit on him."

Now when I say 'hit', I don't mean throw a rock at him and run away. I mean, try to get a date with him. Now, if we all don't know already, Kiba is a guy. And so is Gaara, so that makes him…gay. Now do we all understand? Good.

(If anyone was offended by me talking to them like kindergartners…feel free to kick me)

(No, actually, please don't.)

Kiba gulped and crossed his arms.

"Bring it on." He said in a snotty tone.

(Outside)

The plan was that Kiba would go to Gaara's apartment, ring on his door and hit on him. (Not the rock theory) the others would be hiding behind a bush or something and watch Kiba from behind. Of course this was super dangerous, considering the fact that Gaara almost killed everyone before.

"You think he'll pull this off?" Naruto asked Kakashi-sensei.

Kakashi smile. "Sure."

But Kurenai was freaking out and waving her arms around. "HOW DID I AGREE TO LET MY STAR PUPIL GET CAUGHT INTO A SITUATION LIKE THIS? HE'LL BE KILLED! THIS IS NOT GOOD, THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!"

Shino stared and whimpered, "I thought I was your star pupil…"

Kurenai gave Shino a sympathetic smile and patted his shoulder. "It's time we be honest with ourselves, Shino. See other people."

Shino looked away. "I thought…I thought we had something special."

Kurenai put her hand over her heart. "That's what I thought…but it's time to move on."

"Oh no! don't tell me…" Shino gasped. "You're seeing…someone else?"

Kurenai looked away. "I'm sorry, Shino, I should have told you sooner!"

Shino stared back at her. "Don't tell me…it's…" he pointed a shaking finger at Kiba.

"Kiba?" Shino asked in an exaggerated tone.

Kurenai nodded.

"I cannot believe this! You're seeing my best friend?" Shino asked…

The others stared at Kurenai and Shino, amused at this soap opera unveiling itself.

Sakura and Ino were even eating popcorn.

But Kakashi interrupted. "Excuse me, Kurenai, Kiba. We're trying to watch this dare with Kiba! If you wanna break up, go do it somewhere else."

Kurenai and Shino looked at each other and shrugged.

They all turned back to stare at Kiba, who rang Gaara's doorbell.

The door finally creaked open slowly, and there was a bright light in the apartment. Gaara answered the door, his face emotionless as ever.

"What do you want?" Gaara hissed.

Kiba coughed and remembered his dare. He glimpsed back at the others who were hiding behind the bushes and glanced back at Gaara.

"Uh, hey Gaara." Kiba said, with a sultry tone.

Gaara raised an eyebrow.

"I was at home alone, and I was just so lonely." Kiba leaned against the door and posed a sexy, sort of I-don't-care-as-long-as-I'm-with-you look. "What are you doing tonight, Gaara baby?"

Gaara almost fell over.

The others behind the bush snickered excited, as this conversation heated up.

"Are you drunk?" Gaara asked, sniffing Kiba's breath.

Kiba shook his head. "No, baby. I'm all for real."

Everyone expected Gaara to rip Kiba into shreds and clone him and rip him up all over again as punishment, but instead, Gaara replied…

"Oh, Kiba-kun! You really do love me!" Gaara said, putting a hand over his heart.

"Heh?" Kiba asked, clueless as ever, raising an eyebrow.

Gaara clapped his hands. "I was always dreaming of this day that you'd tell me you love me, just like how I love you!"

Everyone gasped. Not only was Gaara gay, but he was…ugly.

Naw, just kidding…

Gaara grabbed Kiba's hand and hugged him. Kiba almost passed out.

The others who were spying on them gasped and shrieked silently.

"He's gay!" Tenten shrieked.

"And he likes Kiba!" Chouji choked.

"What are the odds?" Gai gasped like a moron. Lee did the same.

Gaara still hugged Kiba while Kiba tried hard not to panic. Not only did Gaara really have feelings for him, but he was…ugly.

Naw, just kidding.

"Let's go tell everyone about our feelings for each other!" Gaara cooed and batted his eyelashes. (If he has any)

Kiba cringed. "I…uh….no." he sputtered.

Naruto smirked behind the bushes and held a thumbs up. "Activate Back-up plan for Kiba!" he shouted to the others. Everyone nodded.

Suddenly, they all jumped out of the bushes wearing the glasses and moustache disguises. They all started pacing around, whistling like morons.

(ESL: sound familiar? It's from my story, The Blooming Cherry Blossom. Read it)

Gaara and Kiba raised an eyebrow (if he has one) as they stared at Naruto and the others, walking around.

"What the hell?" Gaara asked.

Naruto and the others stopped walking, realizing the fact that this disguise did nothing to help Kiba except totally blow their cover, risking the chance of murdering every single one of them.

Gaara growled, realizing that he'd been tricked and immediately pushed Kiba down.

Everyone screamed.

But suddenly, Temari and Kankurou came out of the apartment, smirking along with Gaara. They all laughed and pointed at Naruto and the others.

Everyone gasped, discovering they'd been tricked.

"THAT WAS MEAN!" Kiba pouted. "YOU PUT ME ON AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER!"

Everyone raised an eyebrow and backed away slowly, afraid that Kiba was really gay…

"Well, as long as you're here…wanna play Truth or Dare with us?" Sakura asked. Hey…the more the merrier, right? Or is it the other way around?

The sand nin shrugged. Hey, better than sitting in their apartment watching Gaara stick pins into his voodoo dolls shaped exactly like Temari and Kankurou, right? Freaky…

"Sure."

Next person's turn: Sakura

End of chapter.

I was going along just fine with this story until I rushed at the end, because I really wanted to beat Chi to the dining table before all the crab is gone.

Anyways, now that I ate my crab (yum yum) I can talk!

Do you realize that every time I do a free-talk in my stories, it's always about Chi? Well, that means we're very close! nn

Chi made my gel pens all dried up today.

Grrrrr….

I hate her sometimes, with her pretty make-up and totally in style clothes….stupid cheerleader. I'm gonna toss her stoopid pom-pom out the window someday.

BEWARE, CHI!