Brains?
Roland crept softly on the muddy ground, careful not to draw attention to himself. His Bloody Justice was in his hand cocked and loaded, the other hand on his turret, ready to use it if he had to. The sound of shuffling
could be heard in every direction, the stench on rotting flesh burned his nose. It was almost to much for him to take. Bloodwing sat on his shoulder observing all his movement and occasionally he would let out a low
squawk just to scare Roland a little. He quickly learned not to do this because he didn't quite like the taste of Roland's glove, especially when it didn't originate in his mouth. "I need me some damn brains!" could be
heard in the distance. It had to be TK, nobody else was stupid enough to scream in this zombie infested wasteland. The sound of TK's voice made Roland feel more secure, he began walking faster, not paying as much
attention. The shack was in sight, Roland was not worried anymore, he had made it to his target safely. Roland stopped just before the shack to get the brain he had prepared for TK ready. CRUNCH, a twig cracked
behind Roland and without time to think he felt something on his back; Bloodwing let out a squawk and flew away. Roland didn't have time to react, his body hit the muddy ground, he caught a glimpse of it as he was
falling. It was a Psycho Zombie, it reared back and let loose to deliver the final blow. BAM! A gunshot rang out. "You dumb Sum' bitch" Said TK. TK had somehow managed to get out into the porch in time to save
Roland. "Thanks TK" Said Roland. "Why'na Hell are ye' thankin me? I was talking to you not him" Said TK "You never bring yer ass out here unless you want sumphin. I almost get tired of seeing you dumb a" Roland
cut him off by holding up the skag fried brain on a stick "Ah well hell fer me? Bring your ignit ass in here" Said TK very politely. Roland stood and took a look around the area, then started toward the shack. Bloodwing
landed on his shoulder and Roland chuckled "Scared huh?" Bloodwing got him a cross look the bit Roland on the ear. "I guess I had that coming." Roland stepped inside the shack and handed TK the brain. "Sit down
asshole!" said TK, Roland kind of shook his head then took a seat in the chair that wasn't covered in blood. "TK…" Roland said "You know most of the people on Pandora right?" "Sure do" He responded, when he did
a chunk of brain flew out of his mouth onto his shirt, "Well do you know of any people who can read or write?" Said Roland "The only ones I know are you, Lilith, Brick, Mordecia, the claptraps, and the store owners
around New Haven and Fyrestone" Replied TK. "Damn… no leads" Said Roland "Leads for what?" Asked TK "Someone killed Mordecai and they left a note, all the words in the note where spelled right and had correct
punctuation" Replied Roland "I see, well I aint hear a no murder, I don't get as many sources these days, so I cant do nothing to help ye'. There may be someone new on Pandora, but I cant tell you for sure. The only
thing I can tell you…" Tk Paused in his sentence "IS THAT THIS IS A DAMN GOOD BRAIN!" "Thanks TK you're a big help" Said Roland "Sure no problem, just make sure you keep bringing me them damn brains!" TK
responded. Roland paused at the door and looked back "You come get your own damn brain fool" TK laughed at Roland's response "I aint savin your ass anymore" Said TK in between his bursts of laughter. Roland
stepped outside the shack and looked around "Well… on to the next source."