I received many reviews about Kakashi's turn…
Wait for it! Since you're so into his turn, I'll be sure to make it good, ok?
My previous story, Tenten's bad Luck, suddenly turned into a sappy love story that I'm sure NO ONE wants to read the last chapter, since it's so…ZZZ…
Anyways, enjoy Temari's turn!
Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter 10
Temari chuckled amused. It was her turn.
Everyone rubbed their chins evilly.
"Truth or dare?" Asuma asked, with little enthusiasm.
"What kind of wimp would chose truth?" Temari asked, as if that was the most obvious thing in the world.
"…so…?" Naruto asked, slowly, waving his arms.
"Dare, you idiot." Temari growled in his face. "How much more clear need this be?"
"Crystal clear." Naruto answered. "It'd help.'
"Ok, I have a really good one." Kankurou snickered, ignoring Naruto completely. Kankurou glanced at Gaara for a second to make sure he wasn't on his killing rampage and faced back at Temari.
"What?" Tenten asked.
"What is it?" Ino asked.
"Tell us!" Chouji begged.
"Got milk?" Kiba asked.
Sakura and Ino bonked his head hard…man, you'd think he outgrew that by now…
"Alright, I dare Temari to be buddy-buddy to Gaara!" Kankurou said. "Bond together with him!"
Gaara and Temari almost murdered Kankurou after what he said. This dare was a dare that'd risk lives! First of all, it'd kill Temari. Second of all, it'd kill that idiot Kankurou. Third of all, it'd kill TEMARI!
"YOU IDIOT!" Temari conked Kankurou on the head hard. (Harder than when Sakura and Ino bonked Kiba)
"OW! HEY! DON'T GET MAD!" Kankurou screamed.
Temari quickly pulled him over to the side and whispered into his ear. "Gaara is gonna kill me, you jackass! Are you trying to rid me of or something?"
Kankurou shook his head. Yes…then after you're gone, I'll trick Gaara into moving somewhere far away and then my life will be complete.
But he didn't say that.
"Come on, Temari!" Gai said happily, eavesdropping on the entire conversation. "It's such an awesome and happy dare! Nothing feels better than bonding with your brother! It's the power of youth!"
"…punching you in the mouth would make me feel better…" Temari grumbled, so Gai couldn't hear.
"Yea Temari! Give it a shot!" Naruto punched the air.
"SHUT UP!" Temari shouted. But it looked like there was no giving in to this dare. So she sighed, while everyone watched eagerly and Gaara looked like he was about to chew off Kankurou's head along with everyone else's.
"Ok…fine." Temari said, much to Gaara's hatred.
She awkwardly sat down next to her brother, and edged closer and closer until there was no knee room between them.
She gulped.
"Hey…brother!" Temari said like a really bad fake actress and swung her arms in the air happily (Not really) "How are you doing?" she forced a smile.
Gaara just sat there.
"Well…I'm just dandy!" Temari continued, totally hoping that an earthquake or a comet would just occur and kill everyone so she wouldn't have to go through this.
Temari swung her arm over Gaara's shoulder and smiled a big, fake I'm-being-forced-to-do-this-so-you-better-not-kill-me-please smile.
Gaara glared, not even moving.
The others were getting a hoot out of this. They were stifling laughter, trying hard not to spill it, so that Gaara wouldn't totally rip off their heads and sell it on eBay. (Who'd buy it? ME!... uhh…I mean, cough cough…whatever)
"Um, ok…well…" Temari continued. "Why don't we go out and grab some cookies?"
The others nodded while Gaara sat there uncertain and whispered into Temari's ear, "Will there be milk too?"
Temari paused before answering. "Sure. Why not?"
Gaara squealed silently, so it looked as though he didn't even move, but Temari was very freaked out. She was scarred for life when she heard that squeal.
They both got up and raced out the door with the others following close behind.
(Outside at a…Cookie and milk stand?)
Temari had just bought Gaara and herself a big chewy chocolate cookie-dough cookie with gigantic melted in chocolate chips baked in. they eagerly gobbled it up and smiled like siblings.
The dude who owned the cookie and Milk stand raised an eyebrow. "Brother and sister?" he asked, pointing a finger.
"Yep." Temari said and swung her arm over his shoulder again. "We're also BEST FRIENDS!"
Gaara did nothing but lick his chocolate covered fingers mumbling. "…I want another cookie."
Naruto and the others watched them from close behind and raised an eyebrow. They hadn't expected Gaara and Temari to be actually bonding…or, they were MORE surprised Gaara hadn't killed Temari yet.
"Wow, they're actually bonding." Sasuke murmured. Duh, Mister. Badass Uchiha! That's what I said in the paragraph above, idiot! (Sorry Sasuke, you're just so irresistible to make fun of!)
Shikamaru nodded.
"IT'S THE POWER OF YOUTH!" Gai cried and he and Lee hugged. No one bothered to look at them.
"I think Temari might actually be a good big sister." Shino whispered.
…
"…or Temari put something in Gaara's food." Shino improvised bluntly.
Everyone nodded. "Yea…uh huh, that's right."
"That sounds more possible." Kankurou agreed.
Throughout the night, Temari did many brotherly and sisterly things with Gaara as Naruto and the gang followed close behind. They went bowling and shared a basket of fries. They went to the salon and got pedicures (…No comment) they went to the bakery and doubled on a vanilla frap scone and even went to the movies and shared a tub of popcorn.
"Seems like they're dating more than they're bonding." Neji said.
"Aw…" Kankurou sniffed. "They're all grown up now…"
The weird thing was, Gaara was actually the one who was having a good time. Temari was the one who couldn't stand the thought of "bonding" and she was about to bolt during the movie.
After the night was over, they both went back to the Hyuuga house and everyone filed back in, one by one. Gaara was pretty content, with his shining pedicure and satisfied stomach. Temari looked ill…
"Remind me never to dare her to do this again…" Kankurou whispered when he saw Temari start shivering and hugging her knees and claiming she had "visions" and "haunting brother/sister memories" basically, she started "seeing" things you'd only see after you've been through something horrific.
But Gaara smiled. "Well, that was fun."
Everyone backed away slowly.
Next person: Kakashi (the über hot guy)
End of chapter
So Temari's "date" went pretty smoothly with Gaara. I rushed this chapter, so yea…
Anyways, get ready Kakashi fans. You've all been looking forward to him! That's right…I might take a while, so give me ideas of what I should do for his dare.
I just remembered…I have homework.
Gotta go do it, before someone's name that will not be named (I'll give you a hint. It rhythms with: "Chi")…rats me out.