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Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter 11
Kakashi flipped through his Icha Icha book, without much care that it is his turn.
"WELL KAKASHI! IT IS YOUR TURN AT LAST! WE SHALL PROVE TO EACH OTHER THAT I AM SUPERIOR!" Gai hollered, grinning and pointing at Kakashi.
"…" Kakashi said as he flipped through his book.
"LOOK AT YOU! ACTING SO CALM AND COOL!" Gai said, still pointing at Kakashi who wasn't listening at all. (I just realized that Gai and Kakashi's rivalry is like Lee and Neji. Neji doesn't care about this rivalry while Lee is all get up and go)
"Huh?" Kakashi asked, finally looking up from his book. "It's my turn already?"
"YES!" everyone hollered.
"Ok, I pick dare." Kakashi said, bluntly.
(Meanwhile, Outside…)
Anko was tired of waiting for Kakashi who was SUPPOSE to meet her at the end of the road for their mission. She knew Kakashi was always late, but she had waited at least 12 hours. (No comment…)
Anko slumped over and her face grew red. Why I outta kill that guy! Kakashi, you are SO dead!
She marched off to find him.
(Back at the Hyuuga House)
"Ok, I got a good one." Naruto snickered.
"…" Kakashi replied.
"HIT ON THE NEXT PERSON THAT COMES INTO THIS ROOM!" Naruto cried.
"You mean throw a rock at?" Neji asked.
"NO!" Naruto said. "I MEAN TRY TO PICK THEM UP…OR DATE THEM! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!"
"…why would anyone come into this room?" Sakura asked. She pointed at the door. "This is private property of the Hyuugas."
Just then, Anko came into the room.
Talk about irony.
Her face was glowing red. She was steaming mad and everyone backed away slowly as Kakashi just sat there, not even bothering to budge.
"KAKASHI!" Anko screamed. "YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!"
Kakashi raised an eyebrow and glanced at Naruto. He remembered his dare. Kakashi stood up, and sighed. "Ok, well, here goes."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Anko screamed. "IF I WERE YOU, I'D—"
She was cut off as Kakashi grabbed her by the neck and kissed her.
Everyone gave out a little startled sigh.
Anko pushed back and stared, surprised and angry at Kakashi who was effortlessly doing his dare and reading his book at the same time.
"WHAT…WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Anko asked, trying to maintain her anger.
"I'm not sure." Kakashi said, rubbing his chin. "But I was told to do so."
Anko stared and peered into his eyes. (Well, one of them, at least) and glared. "YOU. IDIOT." She hit his head with all her strength. "YOU DON'T KISS A GIRL LIGHTLY AND SAY IT WAS FOR NOTHING!"
Kakashi didn't move at all, still reading.
"PAY ATTENTION WHEN I TALK TO YOU!" Anko said. "IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY WHEN WE GET HOME!"
Kakashi quickly clamped a hand over her mouth.
But everyone already heard her.
"SHE'S LIVING WITH YOU?" Everyone in the room screeched at Kakashi who was sweat dropping.
Kakashi smiled a weak smile.
Anko gasped for air.
Naruto looked stunned.
Kiba held a hand over his mouth.
Sakura struggled for breath.
Bob drank his tea.
"FOR HOW LONG?" Kurenai asked. "KAKASHI! DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN BEHIND MY BACK!"
…
Suddenly, it hit everyone like a ton of rocks. Another woman? Does that mean he was going out with someone to begin with?
"No, no, Ku-Ku-chan, my sweet!" Kakashi said, waving his arms in the air and sweat dropping.
Ku-Ku-chan? Anko removed his hand from her mouth and gasped. "WHAT? DON'T TELL MY YOU'RE SEEING THIS BITCH?" she said, pointing a finger at Kurenai. "AND YOU GAVE HER A NICK NAME?"
Everyone watched quietly as this drama began to unfold.
Kurenai slapped Anko HARD across the face and huffed. "For your information, you little slut, Kakashi only has one woman in his mind, and that's ME!"
Anko turned and faced Kakashi who was wondering how he ended up in this mess.
"IS THIS WHY YOU DIDN'T COME HOME FOR NIGHTS AT A TIME?" Anko demanded. "YOU WERE SPENDING THE NIGHT AT HER PLACE?"
"AND IS THIS THE REASON YOU DIDN'T COME HOME TO ME, AT NIGHTS?" Kurenai asked. "YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH ANKO, THAT SLUT?"
Kakashi rubbed his head.
The others watched anxiously.
Anko grabbed Kurenai by her collar and snarled into her face. "WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS PIECE OF TRASH?"
Kurenai growled back. "AT LEAST KAKASHI CAN BE TRUTHFUL AND OPEN TO ME!"
"Oi, Kurenai-sensei…" Kiba said, trying to stop a fight from breaking out.
"STAY OUT OF IT!" Anko and Kurenai both snarled at Kiba, who retreated obediently.
Kakashi cut across the two woman. "Now now…"
Anko grabbed Kakashi by the collar and kissed him passionately. Everyone gasped. She stopped kissing him and turned her head at Kurenai and smirked. Kakashi sighed a happy sigh.
Kurenai scowled. "Oh yea?" she grabbed Kakashi by his shoulders and kissed him as well. Everyone gasped. Kurenai stopped kissing him and turned around to stick her tongue out at Anko.
Looks like I'm getting lucky today. Kakashi though.
Suddenly, Anko and Kurenai both attacked each other into a catfight. Kakashi watched casually. There's no way I'm getting into that.
Everyone else gasped and struggled to separate the two sensei's who were ripping out each other's hair and killing each other. Gai and Lee held back Anko as Kiba, Shino and Neji held back Kurenai. Good girl.
"Kakashi-sensei…" Sakura had a question. "If you're so good with the ladies, why act like you don't care?"
"What's wrong with playing hard to get?" Kakashi shrugged.
Sakura glanced at Sasuke.
"Don't tell me you learned that from him…" Sakura said softly. She pointed at Kakashi.
Sasuke walked away.
Next person: Gaara
End of really suckish chapter
I was hoping to do a really good chapter for Kakashi, but it looks like I'm sunk. Curse me.
Before I forget, I'd like to thank ChaosLink and UnknownShinobi for the most appreciated reviews.
Last week, I went to Wal-mart and stood outside with Tori (friend) and Chi…we were doing this fundraiser for our school. We joined a club (Tori and I) called the Red Cross Club where we make fundraisers, donations, volunteer work. (Chi helped) and we raised $343.08! WOW! I thought we'd only raise like…$10 or something.
If anyone saw a girl in pink Ug boots and a blue plaid mini-skirt and a black vest at Wal-mart this weekend, that'd be me.
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