Professor Farnsworth walked into the room, automatic doors shutting behind him. "Good news, everyone!"
His crew at the table sighed at the familiar phrase. He always started the day out with that, and it never was good.
"We have a new crew member joining us, meet..." He looked behind him to see that whoever it was, was gone. "Where in robot hell did he go?"
"Well, more booze for me then, good riddance!" Bender said as he pulled out a bottle of beer. As soon as he opened it though, someone blasted it to pieces.
Iron Man landed on the table and shot everyone but Bender and the professor with repulsor rays. "I am Iron Man, and I work alone."
"Well, I'm sure you'll fit in just fine here Mr. Man." Farnsworth left the room, oblivious to his crew being killed.
Bender and Iron Man stared at each other for a minute, until Bender spoke up. "Ordinarily I'd say 'bite my shiny metal ass', but I've been trying to kill those dicks for years. I like you."
"You have booze?" Iron Man asked.
"HELL YEAH I DO!" Bender opened up his chest to reveal a full stock of liquor.
Iron Man nodded and stepped down. "Then I like you too."