I was so disappointed because I was just browsing stories on fanfiction about Neji…and he seems to always be paired off with Hinata. Personally, I really hate that pairing and my absolute dream pairing is NejixTen…but that's never gonna happen, it seems because Hinata has more of a spiritual relationship with Neji.
Anyone who can convince me to like Hinata, FM me.
Yea, right.
Note: some people think I changed the pairings, but I DIDN'T. Neji needs a little spice with Tenten, so I threw in Saatchi, to heat things up. There will be more of Kiba and Hinata and also Ino and Shikamaru! Plus, Naruto will end up with Sakura! BE PATIENT!
Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter 14
Naruto struggled to catch up with Sakura and Lee who were having a grand time, parading the streets and laughing.
"This sucks." Naruto said to himself. "I came to impress Sakura, not to lose her to fuzzy eyebrows."
Ahead, they continued walking and Naruto separated himself from the Lee and Sakura, realizing he wasn't needed here. (Tear tear…)
(Gaara)
"Have fun and be safe." Gaara told the pesky little dimwitted kids who wouldn't stop pestering him. He growled as they hopped away.
"You're not good with kids at all." Temari said, popping a piece of chocolate into her mouth that she swiped out of some kid's pocket.
"Speak for yourself." Gaara told her.
"Hey! I bet I can do better at this than you!" She challenged.
"Prove it!"
"Maybe I will!"
"Ok! Here!" Gaara replied and ripped off his clown costume (He's not naked underneath…sorry fan girls.) he handed it to Temari who gladly put on the costume to prove to Gaara how great of a children person she really was.
"Just watch." Temari huffed and stuck a big red nose onto her real nose.
But Gaara had already slipped away, too bored out of his mind to be watching them. He wanted to have some fun tonight, not as in watching Temari entertain (or rather: scare) kids.
I think they both forgot that this was supposed to be a dare…
And I think the author forgot to stay on target of this story.
(10 minutes later)
Temari was melting. This dumb clown suit was seriously not good for her skin at all. She itched, she sweated and she was tired. Yet, she make animal balloons for the kids that asked.
"Here you go." She said, handing a kid a yellow giraffe balloon.
"…I asked for a horse." The kid said, staring at the giraffe in his hand.
"Hey kid…" Temari blew. "I'm the pro here, SO SCRAM!"
The kid ran away to his mommy.
Temari huffed.
Ino approached the front door of the circus (Where Temari and Gaara were supposed to be) eating a hot dog and drinking a tonic 2. she was so bored she decided to check how Gaara was taking this.
"Hey…" Ino paused. "Where's Gaara?"
Temari turned around, grateful to see someone. She tugged at her large collar, that was trapping heat and huffed. She reached for Ino's tonic 2 and eagerly took a swig.
"Hey!" Ino protested, holding back her tonic. "Don't drink mine! Get your own!"
Temari wiped her mouth. "Can't…if I go get my own, I'm letting all the kids down." And I'm losing my bet to Gaara…she added mentally in her mind.
Ino's eyes grew wide. "Gaara is supposed to be doing this! It's his dare!"
Temari's eyes widened. "Oops…forgot."
Ino thrusted her hands into the air and screamed. "YOU DIMWIT! NOW WE LOST HIM!"
"Calm down…" Temari said.
But Ino was already panicking. She was afraid that Gaara would totally go on one of his killing sprees and kill everyone (mainly, her) But Temari was accustomed to these killing sprees of Gaara's and remained chilled.
"Ok, ok…" Temari said. "I'll go find him." She tugged off her costume and handed it to Ino. "Here, you wear this while I'm gone."
Ino stared. "No way am I wearing that stinky clown suit."
But Temari was already gone and left Ino, to wear the suit after all.
Well, at least now she has something to do.
(The jonin)
"A SIX! I BET A SIX!" Gai screamed to the blackjack dealer.
"Calm down, Gai." Kurenai said. The jonin were all at the circus casino, gambling their money and drinking sake and classic alcohols. "I bet a five."
"Ten." Kakashi said.
"Four." Asuma said, slapping down his money.
"Double eights." Anko said, chugging her Bloody Mary (that's an alcoholic drink)
The blackjack dealer swiftly dealt out cards and spun the wheel. It landed on a ten. Everyone groaned as Kakashi collected all the money on the table in triumph. He looked extremely happy from winning two times in a row (Or was it from his Ecstasy pills?)
"HOW COULD THIS BE?" Gai screamed, jumping up and down, on the table. "I LOST 6 TIMES IN A ROW?" by this rate, I'll be broke!
Not that already was broke…
"7 times in a row." Asuma corrected.
Anko looked pretty happy. She hugged Kakashi. "Well now, at least my man had money to buy me some diamonds." Kakashi blushed.
From across the table, Kurenai scowled and she breathed flames at Anko.
(Naruto)
Naruto sat down at the corner of the main building, unhappily chugging his ginger ail. He was a depressed and single man. Mostly single…
The music and color of the circus barely added to his joy, but only causing more misery as he remained isolated. He closed his eyes.
"Naruto?" someone familiar asked.
Naruto raised his head, surprised and spotted Sakura. "Sa-Sakura-chan!"
"What are you sitting here all by yourself?" Sakura asked, puzzled. "I was looking all over the place for you, you idiot."
Naruto looked quite surprised. Sakura was looking for him?
He stood up and almost collapsed as his head spinned. He had a really bad headache.
Luckily, Sakura caught him before he fell.
"You're heavy." Sakura snickered and let him regain balance.
Naruto gave a nervous laugh and blushed.
"Come on, let's go find Sasuke-kun and the others." Sakura said, and turned around to leave.
"Hey, what happened to fuzzy eyebrows?" Naruto asked. "Wasn't he with you?"
Sakura sighed. "Yea…he was annoying, so I ditched him."
Naruto's eyes filled with happy fake anime tears. She called someone else annoying! Not me! Maybe my life is turning around at last!
Then, someone spilled water on Naruto…
Maybe his luck isn't turning around…
Sakura laughed and helped him dry off. "You're such a klutz!"
Naruto laughed a little and his teeth chattered from the freezing water. Sakura helped him and wiped off water from his hair. They both laughed. You know what? Maybe Naruto's luck was changing after all! And for the better.
End of chapter.
Neji and Tenten weren't in this chapter and I almost forgot Sasuke or Kankurou were even here. Don't worry, Neji and Tenten will have their appearance first thing next chapter.
I got some disappointing reviews for my last chapter, so I assure all you anonymous reviewers out there, I really have nothing against George W. Bush and he's a great president if you're into the politic stuff.
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