Chi decided to go to the hospital today and donate blood. She gets like $25 for it. OH MY GOSH, I know what I'm going to do when I grow up now! I'M GOING TO DONATE ALL MY BLOOD AND BECOME A MILLIONAIRE!

My oldest sister in Japan, Aasaki, is coming to the US and spend three weeks here, since she's graduating high school. (That's hard, considering you need to test for those midterms and finals) she's coming next week!

Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter 17

After Asuma's enlightening turn, it was Tenten's turn at long last. She huffed, and crossed her arms, almost saying, "Bring it on."

Neji glanced at her from around the room and their eyes caught for a split second and they turned their heads so they didn't make eye contact.

Tenten was still extremely mad at Neji for that whole Saatchi incident. She's also mad because when Neji kissed her when he was stripping for her; she really thought that meant something, didn't it?

Neji didn't have a clue of what was happening. Was it something he did? He didn't understand why Tenten was mad at him.

Boys are so clueless sometimes, aren't they?

"Truth or dare?" Kankurou asked.

"Um…dare, I guess." She said. Considering that she was a tough strong woman, she can't pick a sissy little thing like truth.

Suddenly, a slow smile spread across Lee's face.

Tenten stared at him. She had a feeling that someone was going to be seriously hurt or injured or strapped onto a speeding rocket…

"Lee…" Tenten began, hoping to stop this ridiculous dare before it started.

"TENTEN, I DARE YOU TO SLEEP WITH NEJI!" Lee shouted, echoing the room.

The echo carried all the way to the other side of the room.

Tenten and Neji sat there like stunned little dimwits. What the hell was that? If they weren't frozen in shock, maybe one of them would have enough sense to beat the crap out of Lee and eat his little brain.

The others were shocked too. The jonin sat there in bewilderment.

Great, we're gonna be yelled at by Hokage-sama for allowing underage sex between these kids…the jonin thought in their minds. Still, I'd like to see something happen.

"GO FOR IT!" Naruto yelled into Neji's face.

"GO GET HIM, TENTEN!" Sakura cheered on, in Tenten's face.

Were Tenten and Neji the only ones who were totally pissed by this demonic dare? Didn't any one of them have a sense of self pride, enough to stop this? Weren't the jonin going to stop this little party? Didn't anyone in here want this to stop before it began?

Of course not.

"I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE!" Tenten screamed. She waved her arms in the air. Neji was just as baffled. But somehow, this dare sounded a little…tempting.

But Tenten wasn't going so far. First of all, she was still FURIOUS at Neji. Second, she doesn't want to have sex so meaningless (Not that she never had at least one dirty thought about Neji, once) and third, it was pure humiliation.

Now let's look at the pros to this situation: sex with Neji.

Simple as that.

But Tenten stood her ground firm. But she was pretty curious as to how it felt…and how it was to be so physically close to Neji, her idol.

Neji looked pretty ok with it. Although he couldn't possibly act like he was ok, or else that'd be too obvious. He glanced at Tenten who was red.

Oh, the temptations.

"C'mon Tenten!" Ino bribed. "Don't you want to know how it is?"

Oh yes, she was very curious.

But nevertheless, she as still stubborn about it and refused it no matter how hard the others tempted her.

However, the others weren't giving up that easily either. This dare was way too juicy to pass up.

"You know you want to." Chouji joked.

"C'mon, Tenten! You're ready for it!" Kiba said.

"Yea, give it a shot!" Temari said.

Neji gave Tenten a sidelong glance.

"NO WAY!" Tenten still refused and cross her arms together. This was all too much. "THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING EVER!"

"But, Neji is all up and go for it!" Lee pointed out, pointing a finger at Neji, who was still just sitting there like a complete idiot. Neji blushed.

"SHUT UP, LEE!" Tenten almost fixed a firm grip on Lee and strangled him to death…

Neji cleared his throat and pulled Tenten aside for a little conversation. She looked startled. But the others watched carefully, trying to make out their body language, trying to figure out what they said.

"There's no way I'm down with this." Tenten said.

"Well, we don't really have to do it." Neji said. "Just make it look convincing."

"How are we supposed to do that?" Tenten hissed. Why don't you just go and do it with Saatchi? She added mentally in her mind. She was still super mad.

"We 'do it' behind a curtain, and just make our shadows convincing enough so that the others think we really are doing it." Neji said.

Tenten thought it over. This was a big chance for her to convince others that she's a spontaneous and all-fun loving girl. It would totally bring her up above all the little people and she could be the "experienced" one in the group.

Yea, keep dreaming.

Tenten gave a little shrug. You better make it convincing, Neji…

Neji and Tenten walked back towards the others again, who were very eager to get this show on the road.

"Uh…ok, I'll only do it…if we do it behind a curtain." Tenten said, silently winking at Neji.

Naruto squealed with excitement. The girls cheered. However, Kiba looked dispointed. "Then we can't see you guys doing it!"

Tenten and Neji stood still.

"Hey, I know!" Naruto had a brilliant idea. "Let's put a camera behind the curtain, so we can see if they are ACTUALLY doing it!"

Tenten and Neji looked horrified. They're plan was ruined.

"NO! YOU CAN'T PUT A CAMERA IN THE CLOSET!" Tenten looked absolutely terrified. "IT'S THE SAME AS DOING IT IN PUBLIC!"

"But then, we can't see it!" Shikamaru said.

Tenten and Neji looked at each other and started hyperventilating. This was bad…totally bad.

"GO ON!" Gai said, and gave both of them a little push and they fell behind the curtain. Naruto flicked on the camera and a screen on the table showed what was behind the curtain. They woo-hooed and cheered.

Neji gulped. This is bad…first off, he doesn't even know how to kiss or anything. He was also very bad at fumbling with clothes. What is Tenten wanted Neji to take off her bra?

Whoa partner, I think you're going a little overboard.

Tenten sat there, dumbstruck. Great, now her problems have just grown larger. She was forced to sleep with Neji!

Oh yea, we wished we all had your problem.

Neji gulped, and he lifted his hands and worked its way up Tenten's shirt. Tenten turned red and she stared horrified at Neji's quick reaction. Hello?

The others cheered relentlessly from the other side of the room, watching every scene with the camera.

Tenten slapped Neji's hand back. "What the hell are you doing?" she hissed.

"We're supposed to be doing it." Neji said, shrugging.

Tenten's eyes flinched.

Neji leaned forward, his hair brushing against Tenten's cheeks and shoulders. Tenten's heart beat like crazy as his lips slowly pressed against hers. At first, she didn't feel anything, but then she could feel the warmth of his face.

They kissed for a while, nothing major happening. They were both just sitting on the floor and their lips didn't move at all. It wasn't a French kiss or anything like a sloppy kiss, it was just a peck.

The others cheered as they saw this.

Neji placed a hand on Tenten's cheek and pressed just a little harder. She cringed but kept her cool and kissed back, softly.

This went on for at least 3 minutes, until Neji decided that this needed to go a little further. He pressed harder and put both his hands on her face. Tenten didn't fight back at all, she just kissed back. Her thoughts of Saatchi disappeared.

Neji made the next move and fell on top of Tenten, they both dropped to the floor, embracing while kissing. Need I say that both their clothes are still on.

They kissed a little while. Neji's tongue pressed against Tenten's mouth, forcing them open. His tongue works it's way into her mouth.

Tenten was startled, but she felt that warm fuzzy "zing" that crawled up her back as he kissed harder.

Soon, they were both gone from this world, into their own little world.

Ohh, feel the magic.

(40 minutes later)

Tenten lay, sprawled on Neji, he held her tightly and they both had their shirts off.

Oh, sex.

How it felt, if only you and I knew.

Tenten closed her eyes. Now, I can certainly say that this meant something. But…was Saatchi on Neji's mind this time?

Thoughts raced back into her head, but she shrugged them away.

For now, all we need to do is get the show on the road.

Next up: Kankurou

End of Chapter

This chapter was very sketchy. My friends at school were like totally "disappointed" that I wrote such a story. But I bet you, in their minds, they're having dirty fantasies right this instance.

Just so you people know, I GO to church. So don't go around thinking I'm some lazy, pathetic, perverted, idiot bitch. (Not that I'm not, at times)

Thanks for all your support, and please review.