GAHHH! THIS IS VERY DISTURBING! I VIEW A LOT OF PEOPLE'S PROFILES AND THEY'RE STORIES ARE LIKE 5 CHAPTERS, BUT HAVE LIKE 500 REVIEWS! HOW COULD THAT BE? AND IT SEEMS AS THOUGH EACH CHAPTER HAS LESS HITS THAN PREVIOUS CHAPTERS. THE NUMBERS KEEP DECREASING! WHAT THE HELL?

My favorite Japanese actress is Chie Nakamura! She's my idol and so is Yukari Tamura! Can you guess what they act in? Ok, the Japanese voice actresses for Naruto. Nakamura-ken is the actor for Sakura and Tamura-san is the voice actor or Tenten! They're both extremely popular actresses.

In both the English and Japanese versions of Naruto, the voice of Naruto is always a woman…strange…

So is Sohma Yuki's Japanese voice and Rurouni Kenshin's voices. All women.

My internet is running extremely slow today…

Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter 18

Kankurou, the puppet master glanced at the crowd of eyes gazing at him.

It was his turn, at last and he couldn't wait to get it over with.

"Truth or dare?" Gai asked.

"Uh…dare." Kankurou paused before answering.

Everyone paused to stutter and think about what to say before Kiba rose halfway from his seat and raised a finger.

But he was cut off by Sakura and Ino who were holding him down before he muttered one little thing about cheese again. Seriously, what's with Kiba and cheese in this fic?

"Ok." Temari said. "I got the PERFECT dare." She glared at Kankurou remembering what he made her do when it was her turn.

Kankurou gulped.

"Ok, I dare you to drink a 12 pack of beer." Temari said, obviously proud of her little dare. The others stared at her, expecting a little more than that.

Cricket cricket.

"That's it?" Sakura asked bluntly.

Temari smirked. "Oh no…that's not it."

Kankurou was horrified by this dare. The reason was that he threw up by the mere smell of alcohol, and now, 12 cans of it? Whoa, partner!

"Where are we going to get 12 cans of beer?" Naruto asked. "And aren't we going to get carded if we try to buy it?"

Everyone stared at the jonin that were sitting there. All of them were legal to buy alcohol…

Kakashi shook his head. "NO WAY!"

Gai shook his head. "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

Anko crossed her arms. "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!"

The genin looked down upset that the jonin wouldn't even do the smallest favor of buying 12 cans of beer for them. Fortunately, Temari already thought this through.

"Don't worry." She said and fished out 3 bottles of Smirkoff. (EGS: Smirkoff is a type of vodka…and VODKA is an alcoholic beverage that's pretty expensive and looks like white wine.)

"VODKA?" Kankurou gasped, clutching his throat. "I CAN'T DRINK THAT!"

Tenten and Ino crowded around to examine the vodka. "Wow, Temari! Where'd you get this?" They both asked, holding up a bottle to see it up close.

"My aunt is an alcoholic." Temari said bluntly, shrugging. Gaara slunk into the darkness.

"Oh." Ino said.

"Anyways, Kankurou, may you do the honors?" Temari asked, holding up the first bottle of chilled vodka.

Everyone looked at him. Kankurou gulped and took the bottle.

However, the jonin were quick enough to stop him from advancing any further. Nudity, sex and now alcohol? This night was getting too long and it had to stop before anyone got drunk. Especially since vodka is STRONG stuff.

"Now now…" Kurenai said. "No one is allowed to drink."

The genin stared angrily at the jonin. They weren't about to let some stinkin' adults to poop on their party.

(5 minutes later)

In 5 minutes, all the jonin were tied up in the corner, with their mouths stuffed with cloth to prevent them from talking and they were propped against the closet door.

How evil 12 year olds could be.

The jonin muffled words but the genin ignored them completely.

"Ok, Kankurou!" Lee said. "Drink up!"

Kankurou hesitated before tilting the bottle to his lips and took a swig. That lasted for 2 seconds before he slammed the bottle back down, huffing.

"THIS STUFF IS STRONG!" Kankurou squeaked.

"…and its working fast." Sasuke muttered.

But the others urged him to go on and he finally lifted the bottle again and chugged half of it. Everyone cheered him on.

"YEA!" Chouji cried.

"YOU CAN DO IT!" Sakura said.

"KEEP GOING!" Ino cheered.

"NO PRESSURE! NO PRESSURE AT ALL! TAKE YOUR TIME!" Kiba said, which usually adds an enormous amount of pressure.

Kankurou slammed the bottle down and panted. He wiped his mouth to rid the putrid taste.

Temari chuckled. "Just 2 more bottles left."

Kankurou stared into the eyes of Temari which were gleaming with evilness. He begged for mercy, but Temari seemed to be saying "No way, my dare was much worse. So drink up!"

Kankurou lifted the second bottle and confidence rushed back into his mind. I can do this!

He raised the bottle to his lips and drank, slowly, holding his breath so he wouldn't have to taste it. That bloated feeling of throwing up later rushed into his head. He thumped the bottle back down.

Kankurou covered his mouth with a hand and almost hurled. Almost…

The girls shrieked and stepped back while the guys just stood there stupidly.

But Kankurou didn't give up. He was down to 1 ½ bottles. He had to finish this! He couldn't throw up now. Well, when he was down, he could stick his finger down his throat all he wants.

Kankurou lifted the half empty bottle and drank the rest. Without hesitation, he cranked open the last bottle and quickly swallowed 1/3 of the bottle before leaning forward and almost puking his guts out.

He was drunk now.

"I…HIC…CAN DO…THIS! HIC HIC, I'M…A-ALMOST DONE! HIC." Kankurou sputtered. The room was spinning.

He lifted the vodka and chugged down the rest with great effort and everyone cheered when he slammed down the last empty bottle down.

However, Kankurou raced into the bathroom, locked the door and hurled into the toilet while everyone was still cheering. Temari smirked. This should teach him to mess with me again…

Revenge is sweet, isn't it?

The girls (excluding Temari) listened with great worry as Kankurou stuck a finger down his throat, puking in the bathroom.

"Is he going to be ok?" Tenten asked.

"He s-sounds sick." Hinata said.

"Naw. Let him be." Temari said.

Keep the games going!

Next person's turn: Kurenai… (Who was still tied up with the other jonin)

End of chapter.

Haha, Kankurou puking…that's a sight to see…No, no it's not.

I haven't updated in a long time because my friend got my hooked on Naruto roleplay sites. It's hard to impress those people! Anyways, it's so fun.

I made my own suckish Fruits Basket roleplay site. Check it out if you want. Here's the site:

http/haanachan. didn't put the URL cause the site won't allow me (FF) FYI, roleplay sites are sites where you get to act as a OC character or a canon character of the show. Anyone who is interested in Fruits Basket, join!

However, it sucks right now, so yea…

I'll fix it up.