New York City is so over rated these days…
I'm about to go up there with my soccer buds and Chi's cheerleading squad and a bunch of other people from our school. We're staying there for 3 days with no adult supervision and only like 2 chaperones per group. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE WE CAN CAUSE WITH ONLY 2 CHAPERONES? It's bad to leave me alone. I'd either hurt myself, kill someone else, destroy the area or get everyone arrested.
I CAN'T WAIT!
If I owned Naruto, Neji would have been mine already.
I'm so disappointed in all the bad reviews some people gave me. If you got a problem, don't read it then. There! Simple as that!
Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter 19
Kurenai glanced with great uncertainty at the crowd. This was one of those times when you had that gut feeling that you should stop this right away. But then again, when you're outnumbered 4 jonin to 15 genin, I'd say the odds are against you.
In other words, you're screwed.
"Ok, truth or dare?" Kiba asked.
"…Dare." Kurenai said. Hey, as long as you gotta do this, have some fun with it, right?
Sasuke chuckled something softly and put his hand to his mouth to prevent from saying anything. The others looked at him.
"Spill." Shikamaru ordered.
"Naw…" Sasuke said smiling. "The girls won't agree to this."
Now the way he said this, the girls got their blood pumping and leaned forward at Sasuke and stared right into his eye.
"Tell us." Ino cooed.
"What dare you got in store, Sasuke?" Tenten asked.
"We're all curious." Hinata said quietly.
"Dish!" Sakura said.
"Don't keep us waiting." Temari joked.
"Alright." Sasuke said, waving his arms to get the girls off him. (Tsk tsk, what a dirty Sasuke) Sasuke finally got all 5 girls to retreat and said in a sly tone…
"I dare Kurenai-sensei to put on a full front strip scene with all the other girls for us, the men." Sasuke said.
(I'm changing the rating from T to M…)
All the girls blushed as the guys hushed each other to contain their excitement. Of course, they couldn't let the girls see that they were anxious, so they kept a straight face…well, at least tried.
"Wait a minute!" Temari complained. "That's a dare for ALL of us! Not just Kurenai-sensei!"
Sasuke shrugged and improvised his dare. "Then make Kurenai the lead stripper."
Everyone stared.
"Y'know, there's like a lead stripper in front and then following the back there's the sub lead stripper and then there's the back-up and lead up back." Sasuke explained like a professional stripper person.
"…How do you know that?" Naruto asked Sasuke curiously.
Sasuke's face darkened. "Because…" he said, not really answering the answer. Then, he slunk away into the back along with everyone else.
I wonder if we'll see Sasuke in therapy along with Neji?
"This is ridiculous." Tenten said. "It's supposed to be KURENAI-SENSEI'S dare! I've already humiliated myself 3 times tonight." (She means on Lee's turn, Neji's turn and her turn.)
"But it'll be fun to watch!" Lee said, propping himself on a pillow.
Kill Lee, kill Lee, kill Lee…Tenten thought ferociously in her head, jotting down mental notes.
But everyone kept urging the girls to go. (This is sounding much like Neji's dare…uhhga…I'm so unoriginal!)
"But we don't have any clothes to use!" Sakura argued.
"I'm sure Neji has something!" Naruto countered. (Neji: Hey!)
"We don't know how to strip!" Ino said.
"It's just like taking clothes off!" Shikamaru explained. (Like we don't know how to do that)
It didn't seem like that the girls would give in and the guys were growing really senseless, trying to counter anything the girls threw at them. (We all know that girls are smarter than boys)
(EGL: I'm not saying boys are stupid creatures…)
"All right, look…" Kakashi said. "How about Kurenai strips by herself with the other girls just standing in the corner, dressed up in sexy clothes."
"No." The girls cried in unison.
"I'm not stripping." Kurenai crossed her arms.
"Because no one wants to see you naked." Anko hissed at Kurenai, slightly touching Kakashi's shoulder.
Kurenai glared.
"Then sing instead." Kakashi said. (He's trying to compromise to at least see something interesting)
Kurenai stared at him and reluctantly agreed. So the whole deal was: the girls, would be dressed in these sexy costumes and Kurenai would be singing this stripper song.
"This dare wasn't what I had in mind." Sasuke argued. "I wanted to see Kurenai-sensei strip…"
"Sasuke, that's disgusting." Naruto shouted. "You like a teacher?"
Sasuke slunk further into the dark corner.
(10 minutes later)
The girls were all dressed up in this black slip and there was a lot of skin showing through their bare-mid-riff low-cut tank tops and sexy black combat boots.
Kurenai was in front, holding a mike and wearing a very revealing kimono. If only Jiraiya was here now…
The buys whistled. Hinata blushed wildly as Ino giggled, glad for the attention Sasuke and the other boys were finally giving her. Sakura just shoved Ino aside, both of them, shoving each other aside a little to get the attention of the o-so-hot Sasuke. Tenten muttered something as Temari examined some split ends.
"Cue the music." Kiba pointed at a radio to play the music.
The music didn't come on…
"I SAID CUE THE MUSIC!" Kiba shouted. "WHY ISN'T THIS STUPID THING RESPONDING?"
"…uh, Kiba?" Shino asked.
"WHAT?" Kiba hollered.
Shino walked over to the remote on the couch and pressed the play button. Music began streaming through the speakers.
"Maybe you should try pressing 'play' first." Shino advised.
"WOW! YOU'RE GOOD!" Kiba shouted, with genuine surprise.
Kurenai held the mike to her hand and started singing in a soft voice until the music got louder and the guys urged her to sing louder. The other genin girls flushed as the boys started whistling and shouting to tell the other girls to get into the game too.
Neji grabbed Tenten's hand and pulled her to dance.
Shikamaru pulled up Temari's hands and Ino's hands at the same time. (Bad mistake, Shikamaru…)
Kurenai sang louder and danced around until she leveled with Kakashi and danced with the other grown jonin too (Except for Anko, who was silently plotting in the corner)
Everyone came into the dancing mood and paraded around, dancing. Even Hinata strutted along and danced to a couple of songs. (She was pretty good too)
Kurenai suddenly grabbed Asuma and kissed him square on the lips. The others gasped as Kakashi stared wide-eyed. Anko stopped plotting enough to gape at the others.
Bad move.
Asuma looked surprised and had this dreamy look on his face at the same time.
Silence.
The others stopped dancing and Kiba clicked off the music. Kakashi grabbed Kurenai's hand a minute later and lead her to the hallway to talk.
"Whoa…" Sakura whispered to Naruto. "I think this is a break-up."
Naruto smiled at Sakura, who continued talking. Naruto couldn't hear a single word she said. He just kept looking into her emerald colored eyes as she spoke.
His hands slowly reached for hers.
Their fingers touched for a while and Sakura stopped talking enough to stare at Naruto and give a warm smile. Kiba clicked the music on again (With his profound new learned knowledge) It was a sweet little tune and the others slowly danced.
Naruto and Sakura just smiled to each other.
Their hands were still touching.
End of chapter.
I don't want you to stand in front of me, because I might not follow.
I don't want you to stand behind me, because I might not lead.
I want you to stand next to me, just friends.
This was a poem my friend wrote. Isn't it cute? I was really impressed. Actually, that was just a fragment of it. She scribbled it on her pencil pouch and I read it, telling her that it was good.
