Ok, I'm on a roll here, so MOVE.

I thought Sharpies only came in like 7 colors, but did you know there are like a billion colors now? Having more than the colors red, blue and black are cool, but now they're just screwing with us.

Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter 22

"Oh man, that was fun." Sakura said as she wrung out her soaked hair.

After practically everyone jumped into the pool (Or rather some individuals were pushed in) they had celebrated in just being able to hang out with each other. The celebration of ninja…

"Yea! That was awesome!" Naruto said, thrusting a hand out.

"And you know…it's sort of nice…just to hang out like this." Sakura said slowly and sat down next to Naruto on the ground. She glanced around, watching everyone fool around and watching Ino scold Shikamaru.

(Another area of the pool)

"Geez, Neji…" Tenten shivered, her hair wet and a towel draped around her. "You didn't have to push me into the pool." She whispered, harshly.

Neji stared at Tenten, opening his mouth to snap back a comeback, but shut it, realizing he didn't want to cross lines with Tenten. He still hasn't gotten the chance to tell Tenten about his real feelings after that encounter with Saatchi.

"Sorry…" Neji said, plainly, as he rearranged some lawn chairs into sitting position after they'd been knocked over.

Tenten paused and gaped. Had the infamous Hyuuga Neji just apologized to her? Was this the turn of the century?

"What did you just say?" Tenten asked, turning around. Had she heard him correct?

Neji paused and walked away, slowly, down the edge of the pool.

"Neji…" Tenten said, slowly, playing along. Sometimes it was fun to play around with Neji. "You just said sorry…"

Neji blinked and continued down the edge, walking, with his hands in his pockets, like a cute little boy. His hair was partly wet and it was down, increasing his sexy meter by about 40.

"Geez, forget it." Neji said, pissed off. He hated it when Tenten played with him like a little kid. But it was a sort of bonding between the two of them, and he thought of it like puppy love.

"I'm not mad at you for pushing me into the pool." Tenten said, smiling a bit and trailing Neji around the edge of the pool. "Of course, I might catch a cold and die tomorrow, but it's alright!"

Neji laughed. Of course, when he laughed, it was no ordinary laugh. He would toss his head in the air and give the most harmonic and melancholy laugh ever, all the girls would swoon and pass out.

Tenten looked pretty surprised at that. But she just smiled and walked on, behind him.

Suddenly, Neji couldn't take it anymore. He had to say something. He turned around, fast.

Tenten was surprised too…and she collapsed into Neji and they both fell into the pool with a shriek and a splash. The others turned and looked at them and laughed.

"Neji!" Tenten shrieked, getting drenched again. But this time, she sounded happy. "You clumsy oaf!"

Neji was equally as surprised. "What? You were the one who ran into me!"

The two of them splashed around and laughed awhile, while the jounin stared at them.

"Aw…young love." Gai said.

(Another area of the pool)

Hinata helped clean up some mess everyone made from all the partying and it was getting seriously late. However, she felt slightly dizzy and a warm fuzzy feeling upon her.

"Hinata…" Kiba approached, her, hood down and his hot little boy looks along with Akamaru. "Want some help?"

Hinata stuttered. "No, it's alright."

Kiba stared at her and then stared off at Naruto, sitting next to Sakura, both talking and laughing softly. He glanced back at Hinata.

"Are you sad because Naruto is spending time with Sakura?" He asked Hinata.

Hinata's hand slipped from the plate she was holding and glanced at Kiba, eyes wide and cheeks red.

"What? No, I…" She argued, but stopped and stared at Naruto.

She looked back down and resumed backing the plates away in the garbage bags. There was nothing more to say in this situation.

Kiba stared at her, with sympathy in mind. He progressed up to Hinata, who was busily cleaning up the mess.

"Hinata…you know…when you did your truth?" Kiba asked her. "And you told me how…you like me?"

This time, Hinata did something surprising. She laughed. "Oh…that. It was just a spur of the moment, I guess."

Kiba stared.

That's all it was…

(10 minutes later)

"People!" Temari shouted. "If we want to play this game until next morning, I recommend we start it up NOW."

The others reluctantly agreed.

Gai began ho-hawing. It was FINALLY his turn at the game! He was determined to make this the most memorable dare EVER. Lee cheered along.

"GAI-SENSEI! IT IS FINALLY YOUR TURN!" Lee cried.

Everyone watched with paranoia as Lee and Gai embraced in an oh-so-touching hug. They broke away eventually but it was too late as the others were scarred for life.

"Ok, Gai…" Kakashi muttered. "Let's get this over with. Truth or dare?"

"ONLY THE MANLIEST PERSON WOULD PICK DARE!" Gai declared proudly and struck a pose.

Lee withered away in the corner, reminded that he himself, picked truth.

"Ok Gai…I already got a good one." Kakashi said, smiling behind his mask. "This might be of an easy task for you though…"

"GO AHEAD, MY RIVAL, KAKASHI!" Gai said. "WHAT IS IT?"

"Here…" Kakashi said and handed Gai a detailed list.

"WHAT'S THIS?" Gai asked and read the paper.

After a few minutes, everyone remained silent until Gai easily laughed and handed the paper back to Kakashi.

"ALRIGHT! I'M ON IT!" Gai said and ran off, leaving everyone in the dust.

"Kakashi-sensei, what was that about?" Sakura asked, curious of what the paper read.

"Hmm?" Kakashi asked and smiled. "Oh…well that was…"

"WHAT? WHAT WAS IT?" Everyone asked.

"…my To-do list." Kakashi finished, without a care in the world.

All the others fell over in complete disbelief.

"YOUR FREAKIN' TO-DO-LIST?" Ino hollered in disgust.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Kiba hollered too.

"THAT'S AN AWESOME DARE!" Clueless Lee drabbled along.

"Lee…" Tenten moaned. "No…"

"Kakashi-sensei! You've wasted a perfectly good dare!" Naruto complained. "And I was about to get back at him…" Naruto's face went dark and he faded away in the darkness.

"Well EXCUSE ME." Kakashi said. "It's not my fault the author is fresh out of ideas and had to settle on this pathetic dare." (EGL: …)

"Well anyways, what was on your to-do list?" Kurenai asked, with a steady voice.

"Uh see…yea…" Kakashi said, rubbing his head and smiling a go-happy smile. "it's what was on the to-do list that was the thing…"

"WHAT? WHAT'D YOU PUT ON THE LIST?" The jounin shouted.

"…go to the bar in a girl's costume." Kakashi said. (Doesn't make any sense, does it?)

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" Anko shouted.

"It's a long story." Kakashi cut her off.

"WELL MAKE IT SHORT, BECAUSE THIS CHAPTER IS GETTING REALLY LONG!" Shouted Erigstimloveles.

Everyone looked around. "Where'd that voice come from?"

"Anyways, what does that mean?" Hinata asked, timidly.

"I work at this club…that I'm being paid to cross dress as a woman to…pleasure men…" Kakashi explained awkwardly. "…since I get like no money from missions whatsoever…" he muttered under his breath.

"Whoa, Kakashi…that's really skanky." Asuma sighed.

"Try telling that to my mother." Kakashi muttered.

"THEN WE HAVE TO FIND GAI AND GET HIM OUT OF THIS SITUATION BEFORE…" Kurenai paused and thought her words over. "He…gets laid."

Ok, yea, awkward awkward…

end of chapter.

Since no one bothers to read the end notes, why bother?