Aw, everyone…thanks for reading the end notes. But sometimes I drabble, so you may kindly ignore me.

Well, this fic is coming to an end and I'm still fidgeting about how Naruto's dare/truth is going to turn out to be. And it might take a while to plan it out, thus I have more homework than natural. (Glares at teachers)

Thank you for supporting and taking your time to read my fic. R&R.

Previously: Gai had just agreed to do Kakashi's dirty dare…cross dressing as a girl to pick up guys at a club for money. Surely, the night progresses on and things are going to get…a bit…crazy.

Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter 23

"Hey…I know this place." Sasuke said, pointing at a grand club once all of them arrived at the club, panting, from running across town. "I've been here a couple of times…"

Immediately, everyone stared at Sasuke.

"I get bored…" Sasuke said, sulking. Everyone walked into the doors of the club (There were no bouncers. That says a lot about their security…)

Inside, lights were dim and a few people were listening to the music, which blared countless cuss words. Most of the people in the club were smoking and some were drinking.

"Where's Gai?" Asuma asked.

"He should be here somewhere." Kakashi said. "This is around the time my usual shift starts."

"Man, Kakashi-sensei…" Naruto started. "I didn't know you worked at such a shady place."

"It's mainly for entertainment." Kakashi answered and wandered off to greet some regular guests he knew.

"That Kakashi…" Kurenai sighed and wandered off, to get a drink.

The rest of the group also went their separate directions.

"I don't feel very comfortable being in such a pointless place." Kankurou commented, following Gaara to a barstool. He looked around and spotted two older women winking at him. He blushed and turned away.

"I might get used to it, though." Kankurou said again.

Gaara rolled his eyes and ordered a Bloody Mary.

Meanwhile…

Hinata sat on one of the barstools while the whole row was empty. She was drinking shots of tequila and clearly sulking about her nonexistent life.

Tenten walked behind her and plopped herself next to Hinata, who was drifting off in space if not completely drunk.

"Hinata…" Tenten said. "What are you doing?"

"Clearing up my existence." Hinata said, gulping down another shot. "When I drink, I don't have to deal with anything."

Tenten nodded and signaled to the bartender. "3 shot glasses please. And a bottle of Vieuve Clipcott." (A champagne)

Hinata stared at Tenten and smiled.

"So why are you drinking with me?" Hinata asked.

Tenten shrugged half-heartily. "I don't know…"

Hinata stared straight ahead again. "Is it because of Neji?"

Tenten paused before spilling her sob story. She smiled delicately and picked up a shot glass that the bartender handed her. She filled it with champagne.

"You know why I'm drinking champagne right now? Because I finally don't have to spawn after Neji anymore." Tenten said. "He's got someone else now. His beloved Saatchi."

Hinata stared. "I don't think Neji likes her. She's not his type."

Tenten smirked. "Then neither am I." She picked up her shot glass and downed it's contents in one single gulp.

Meanwhile…

Kiba, Lee and Shino were carefully examining the female species…namely, watching Tenten and Hinata talk to each other intimately.

"Wow…girls are so hot." Lee said, bashfully. He never noticed how Tenten was so radiant, like a goddess.

"Yea." Kiba said, eyeing Hinata and her brazen hair and shining silver orbs.

"…" Shino sighed and shook his head. "Stop hitting on them, you two." But he couldn't help stare a bit at the two of them, laughing gently.

"Watch this." Kiba said and walked up to where Hinata was sitting. He draped an arm around her shoulder and smiled at the two girls.

"Hey ladies." Kiba said smoothly. "How are you guys doing?"

Tenten and Hinata stared at Kiba was bored eyes and went straight back to what they were doing. Kiba was appalled. How could his boyish good looks and charm not be appealing to the opposite sex?

Lee ran to their sides too and raised a thumbs up. "HEY LADIES! LET'S SPAR."

Now that was a definite turn-off.

Tenten waved him away. "Lee, if you're gonna try and pick up girls, at least appeal to them."

Lee looked hurt and in disbelief. "But I DO appeal to ladies!"

The two boys argued with the girls while Shino shook his head and sighed. He walked up to the barstool, while they continued to bicker. Then with one final waver of his hands…

Shino whipped off his sunglasses and instantly, everyone in the room stood still. Tenten and Hinata sighed dreamily as the angels sang.

Shino swiftly put his shades back on and the harmonic music stopped.

"Psh." Shino shook his head at Lee and Kiba whose mouths were hanging. "Amateurs."

5 minutes…

Suddenly, a voice sounded across the room and out stepped…

GAI.

…

…

…WITH HIS UNIFORM ON…AND THE SIGHT OF IT WAS HORRIFIC.

Everyone gaped at Gai, who strutted in his low cut French maid apparel. His face was dabbed with layers of make-up, making him look extremely EXTREMELY gay.

"…WHOA." Neji, Tenten and Lee gasped. Their sensei was scary before but now, he was BEYOND scary. Like life-killing scary.

"AHH! MY EYES!" Chouji cried and flopped on the floor.

The jounin stared in amusement but in humiliation.

"Wow…I swear it looked so much better on me." Kakashi said. He rubbed his chin and angled his face to look at Gai flaunt some more.

But the others were already blinded.

"OHMIGOSH! THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!" Ino and Temari screamed. Even Gaara quivered. Shikamaru huddled in the corner and Sasuke crouched into a fetal position and rocked back and forth.

Gai wasn't put down by this. He walked to a customer and began boasting. He flirted and fluttered his eyelashes. The disturbing fact was that the customer was a man.

"SIR?" The kind dorky, eyeglass wearing customer croaked to Gai. "A-are YOU ALR-right?"

Gai sat on the table and leaned close to the customer. "I like you."

Oh way to be blunt.

The guy with the glasses fell over promptly and fainted.

The others watched with wide eyes and even the bartenders stared.

"THIS IS TORTURE!" Sakura belted and continuously shook Kakashi until he saw stars. "KAKASHI-SENSEI! MAKE HIM STOP!" She shouted.

"Oh, I won't be able to eat after this." Gaara sighed.

Asuma, Kurenai and Anko slunk into their chairs, amazed that Gai could stoop this low.

"Gai, I think your dare is completed now." Kakashi said, walking slowly towards Gai. "Please spare us and change back to your normal outfit."

Gai puckered his lips and skipped onto the stage, ignoring Kakashi.

He took the microphone and to everyone's horror, began singing in a completely obnoxious tone.

In fact, it sounded more like screaming than singing.

Everyone plugged their ears. Aliens on the moon could probably hear this.

Even the poor souls that live in cyberspace that are reading this very story right now are probably wondering what the hell is going on.

But Gai only danced around and jumped up and down like a lunatic.

"Guess I'll have to do this the hard way." Anko sighed and ran on stage. She grabbed Gai and kissed him smack on the lips, with all the spotlights blaring at them and the whole room full of people whistling.

Kurenai and Asuma had to use all their strength to hold back Kakashi who was boiling with anger. After a whole night of on and off, on and off relationships with both Kurenai and Anko, this was getting seriously annoying.

"That was beyond awkward." Sasuke commented.

Suddenly, Gai whipped off his costume revealing 80's disco leather pants and began dancing like Elvis. Anko joined in and soon all the people in the bar began partying like crazy.

But the genin and jounin dived out the crowd…or at least tried.

Sasuke, Tenten, Neji, Gaara and Hinata were the only ones that made it out the stampede of people swarming to the stage. But the others were out of sight.

"WE MUST SEND BACK-UP!" Tenten shouted and pointed at the crowd.

"…"

"Sorry, I just always wanted to say that." Tenten said.

"THERE'S NARUTO!" Neji shouted over the buzzing of noises. He lunged into the crowd while the others watched with great support as he pulled out Naruto.

Soon, one by one, everyone was rescued from the bizarre stampede until…

"WHERE'S SAKURA-CHAN?" Naruto bellowed. She was the only one missing.

"I'm sorry, son." Kakashi muttered. "Sakura is…in the…middle of the crowd."

Everyone gasped.

"I'm sure she'll be alright for now, Naruto." Ino reassured him. "Once the crowd dies down, we'll look for her. for now, let's get on with your dare." She patted him on the shoulder.

But Naruto looked determined. "No…I must find Sakura-chan."

Trumpets blow.

Ok, crappy ending. But the plot thickens. If there is anyone I missed for a dare, please tell me. I have to do Naruto's dare now. he's the only one left.

Give me any filler ideas before I start on his turn/chapter. I'm every confident it'll be shitty.

I can't believe this story is almost over. But I hope everyone will continue to support me and read my latest long term fic, My Sweet Little Game.

Until next time! Look forward to the next chapter!