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I really hope that Naruto's dare was as least ALRIGHT. Since I've had like a 3 month writer block's period. One of my friend's uncles is a writer for Random House, as a writer's assistant. But you can NEVER NEVER miss a deadline even when you have writer's block. Unlike me…when I FEEL like writing, I'll write.
Naruto Truth or Dare Chapter something to the second last Chapter…
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Sasuke whimpered as Orochimaru dragged him back into the village.
"Hmm…" Kakashi smirked. "Naruto…"
Naruto turned his head with a blank stare.
"I take that back." Kakashi said. "The game is back on! And I've got one more dare for you."
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"Well?" Naruto asked. "Are you gonna tell me or not, or was that a flashback?"
Kakashi shook her head to clear away some thoughts. The camera zoomed in. "Well, the dare is simple, but quite dangerous. I caution you on this one, Naruto."
Naruto leaned in, eager to hear what Kakashi was about to murmur.
"I dare you to…"
Somewhere in the village…
Orochimaru had taken Sasuke's hand (not severed or anything…) and dragged him in front of an alley.
"What do you want?" Sasuke pouted. "Came back after to correct your mistake?"
Orochimaru looked away. "S-Sasuke-kun…I'm…so sorry."
Sasuke huffed and crossed his arms.
Orochimaru looked pleadingly at Sasuke with dark puppy eyes and an angelic facial expression He pressed onto him harder. "Look, I…I know what I did was wrong, so I'm sorry!"
Sasuke shook his head. "It's too late now. You should've thought about it before you MADE THAT MISTAKE! THAT'S WHY I DUMPED YOU."
Orochimaru almost broke into tears. "S-S-Sasuke-kun! Take me back!"
Sasuke held a hand over his heart, dramatically. "I thought you were the right one for me…but I guess NOT."
Orochimaru teared up and wiped his eyes and tugged at Sasuke's sleeve. "Please…I'll do my best to change. I CAN CHANGE."
"C'mon, more drama guys." The camera man zoomed in his camera at the ex couple with a whole crew behind him, holding speakers and equipment. "I wanna see some real TEARS, BABY. REAL TEARS!" He screamed into a megaphone.
Sasuke and Orochimaru stared menacingly at the camera men, who promptly dismissed themselves in fright to film another fic.
"Orochimaru…it's over." Sasuke said one last time. "I've had all that I could stand…so that's it."
Orochimaru sobbed. "I-I-I wanted…some…change so I…" He sobbed some more, tears coming like a leaky faucet. "I wanted…some…like, real love in my life…but…I was…thinking of you…the whole time, I promise!"
Sasuke scowled and held up a hand. "Talk to the hand! I don't ever wanna talk about this again!" He glared. "And I never want to see you again either!"
"Well we are…" Orochimaru pointed out shyly. "Um…around episode 130 we do see each other…and…"
"UH. TALK TO THE HAND. TALK TO THE HAND." Sasuke said dramatically with closed eyes as Orochimaru furthered his relentless crying. "I will not tolerate you anymore, Orochimaru! Except what I have to say and move on."
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Somewhere else…
"Hey, Kakashi-sensei…" Naruto said. "Is this dare really gonna work?" Kakashi had explained the dare to him for the past 3 minutes.
"Of course! You're helping Sasuke and Orochimaru and everyone who's anyone!..." then with a dark smirk he added, "…Plus, it will be entertaining."
"I hope you die. You know that?" Naruto muttered.
Suddenly, a lightning bolt from the sky struck Kakashi and he DIED.
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DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN!
"KAKASHI-SENSEI! NOOOOOOOO! WHY'D YOU DIE?" Naruto dropped onto his knees and held a fist up to the sky.
Ok, fine. Just kidding. You may kindly ignore what the stupid author said above.
"Alright, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said. "I'm going."
Then with that, he hopped off.
But he suddenly popped his head back and shouted at Kakashi… "You better not film this!"
Kakashi nodded with a smile. "Of course, of course."
"I CAN SEE YOU HOLDING A CAMERA, SENSEI!" Naruto hollered.
"What? Nooo….this??" Kakashi questioned the little camcorder in his hand. "I just HAPPENED to be holding this very object when you told me not to." Then, he lifted the camcorder and flipped it open.
"Hey, Naruto. Make sure to stand on your good side while I film this—I mean!...Pretend to film it." And Kakashi winked.
Pshaw…what a horrible liar.
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"What can I do?" Orochimaru asked. "…To gain your trust again?"
"There's nothing you CAN do." Sasuke said softly. "Cheating on me with Kabuto is the worst sort of thing you can do! And how old is he? Like 120 years old?"
"What? He has NICE silver hair!" Orochimaru protested then cleared his voice. "I just want you to take me back. Kabuto means NOTHING to me!" (Kabuto: Hey!)
"I'm sorry. I already said no." Sasuke replied.
"But I--!" Orochimaru began.
"SON OF A NUGGET! LOOK, I ALREADY SAID NO! YOU BROKE ME HEART AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU BACK? FAT CHANCE!" Sasuke went on. "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! LEAVE NOW BEFORE I BITE OFF YOUR NOSE!"
Btw, "Son of a nugget" and "Bite off your nose" are inside jokes my friend "Jenny" and I use at school. We are the strangest but most awesome weirdoes you'll ever meet.
Orochimaru stepped back a bit, struck by the harshness of Sasuke's words.
"Sasuke…I don't understand…Your harsh words are so…poisonous." Then, with a fading paranoid aura, Orochimaru stared at his pale hands. "Look…look, Sasuke! I'M PALE. Struck by the harshness of your words, I've turned PALE!"
"NOW THANKS TO YOU, I'LL BE FORCED TO JOIN THE DARKNESS!" Orochimaru shouted. "I'LL BUILD A LAIR IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, LOSE ME ARMS AND TRANSFER INTO AN UGLY DUDE, RAISE AN ORPHANAGE OF MUTANT CHILDREN WITH KABUTO, EXPERIENT WITH HUMAN BODIES AND EVEN…"
DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN…
"…eat PUPPIES." He finished with an exaggerated tone. (I saw this in an omake theater. Orochimaru eating puppies and talking to Itachi)
He gasped.
"You would not." Sasuke said. "No way."
Orochimaru nodded really fast. "Way!"
Sasuke gasped even louder. "That's it! I'm leaving now! I can't stand you!"
He began to stomp off.
Somewhere else with Kakashi…"Hey, shouldn't we go help Naruto?" Tenten asked. Somehow after Naruto left, Kakashi improvised and began to tell the others what to do with the dare. It was going to be… the most awesome dare to ever graze the Leaf Village!
"This is stupid! Why should be dragged into his dare anyways?" Ino complained and crossed her arms.
Suddenly, an evil grin spread across Kakashi's face and he laughed very slowly. "Oh Inooo…" He said in a freakish tone. The others backed away a bit.
"I have your dare…RECORDED!" Kakashi said. "On my recorder!" He tapped his handy dandy trusty NOTEBOOK—I mean CAMCORDER! (EGL: That was a citation from Blue's Clues)
Ino gasped. "I don't believe it. No WAY! You recorded my dare??"
Kakashi tapped his camcorder once more. "Way!"
Shikamaru looked annoyed. "What? Wait, I was kissing Ino! You can't show everyone that!"
"Yeesh. That would be embarrassing." Kiba said.
"Thank you!" Shikamaru shouted.
"I mean for Ino…" Kiba added, with a finger in the air.
"Anyways, this would be an amazing dare if we all participated." Kakashi said.
Everyone looked skeptical.
"What a waste of time." Gaara said. "This stupid game has dragged on long enough. I'm leaving." With that, he began to walk off before the familiar ring of Temari's voice sang.
Suddenly, an evil grin spread across Temari's face and she laughed very slowly. "Oh Gaaraaa…" She said in a freakish tone. The others backed away a bit.
Gaara's eyes twitched.
"I have YOUR dare recorded too." Temari said and thrusted out a camcorder from her pocket. "Remember?" She smiled and the others suddenly turned on THEIR evil grins as well.
Gaara glared but twitched. "Damn…" He whispered.
"Are you gonna participate?" Everyone asked in a sing-song voice.
"NO!" He cried. "I'm not giving in!" And stomped off.
Temari flipped open her camcorder. "Ok, I'm turning it ON for EVERYONE to see!" She shouted loudly on purpose. Suddenly, Gaara whizzed back to where they were standing and flipped it off.
"I'm in." He said.
Everyone smiled.
"Alright. Let's go!" Kakashi said. "But before that, Sakura, Lee, Kiba, go get Naruto prepared and fill him in on it." He rubbed his hands as the three took off.
"This is genius." Kakashi went on and stroked his chin. "History will be altered FOREVER."
Everyone stared.
Where Naruto is…Naruto was beginning to get pissed off as he stomped away. Stupid dare. It was beginning to seem like all the dares were getting really weird. And this one takes the cake. He shook his head. "I don't even know how I'm supposed to do this." He muttered to himself.
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled.
Naruto turned his head at the voice. It was Sakura and behind her was Lee and Kiba. They all seemed pretty excited. "Sakura-chan!" He hollered, kind of surprised.
"Naruto…" Sakura said and came to a halt. "Your dare…we came to prepare."
Naruto raised an eyebrow. "What?"
Lee, Kiba and Sakura smiled an evil grin. "Let's get started."
Where Orochimaru is…As Sasuke stomped off, Orochimaru's blood boiled. He had apologized and everything didn't he? And that stupid little avenger was still angry.
"Sasuke-kun!" Orochimaru shouted.
Sasuke turned around. "What???"
Orochimaru had a glint in his eye. He appeared tougher and a bit more feisty. His eyes burned holes in Sasuke's head.
"If you won't forgive me…" Orochimaru said. "I'll have to take you by FORCE!" And with that, the snake king's head elongated to wrap around Sasuke's body.
"Hey!" Sasuke squirmed. "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?" He shouted. He tried to struggle, but the guy's grip was strong and he didn't let go at all.
"Now, come with me!" Orochimaru said. But before he could drag Sasuke anywhere, a figure of 2 people appeared in the distance.
Both Sasuke and Orochimaru stared. Suddenly, the fog (?) cleared and there stood in clear letters, Ino and Shikamaru. They both smirked at Orochimaru and waved tenderly as if devising some plan.
"Who are you?" Orochimaru asked, releasing his grip by just a bit on Sasuke.
"We came to get Sasuke back!" Ino shouted and thrusted a finger at Orochimaru. "Give him back!"
"Yes!… Before we pummel you to ugly death, that we will…" Shikamaru said with an unenthusiastic smile as if he was reading from a script or something. He pointed a finger too and smirked half heartedly.
Orochimaru glared. "Oh? Is that right? You weaklings. You can't rescue Sasuke-kun. MY Sasuke-kun. He is stronger and braver than you two combined." Orochimaru sneered.
"RESCUE ME!" Sasuke shouted, nose dripping and eyes running with tears. "MOMMY!"
"Oh yea?? Well, we'll give you a piece of our mind then!" Ino said and then suddenly Orochimaru became paralyzed.
Shikamaru, successful with Shadow Possession, made Orochimaru let go of Sasuke. Ino, with a smile pieced her hands into a hand sign and shouted. "NINPOU: SHINTESHINO JUTSU!" (Mind transfer). She dropped into Shikamaru's arms who caught her carefully.
Orochimaru, now with Ino in his body stepped back. She/He shouted at Shikamaru. "Shikamaru! Take Sasuke and my body and get out of here. I'll catch up later."
Shikamaru smiled at Ino and nodded, then taking Sasuke by the arm carrying Ino at the same time, ran off to the location where everyone decided on.
Ino sighed, still in Orochimaru's body.
She shouted. "Release!" Then left the body in an instant which was immediately drawed back into her own body, faraway as Shikamaru ran.
Orochimaru closed his eyes and shook his head. "Wow…that was weird. What was that?" He asked, holding his head.
Then, looking around, he snapped back into senses.
"OH NO! THEY TOOK SASUKE-KUN!" He hollered and looked in all directions then sniffed the air.
"I can smell…" he paused. "SASUKE-KUN'S PERFUME! HE WENT THAT WAY! I'M FOLLOWING HIM!" Orochimaru pointed in a direction and followed.
"I'M COMING, SASUKE-KUN!"
5 minutes later…
After running and running and running for near 5 minutes, Orochimaru stopped at a warehouse. He had followed Sasuke's scent to this location. He was panting and out of breath, but felt good. Orochimaru smirked, ready to take his sweetheart back from those meddling shinobi. He opened the door a crack.
"Give up now, you meddling kids!" Orochimaru shouted in the dark warehouse. "I'm so much more powerful! You should surrender my Sasuke-kun now before anyone gets hurt."
No reply.
Orochimaru frowned. "Fine! I'm coming in!"
He busted in and glared.
Then suddenly, he gasped. This was shock. He hadn't expected this at all.
"Oh my god…" Orochimaru said.
End chapter.
HAHAHAHAH! I FINALLY FINISHED. Well actually, the dare isn't done yet, so there are probably 3 more chapters to the whole story left.
However, I'm SO relieved I'm done with this chapter. It probably took the longest of any chapter in the story. Hope you guys will stick around and read the last few of them.
Thanks.