"Sasuke."
"Sakura."
"Tai."
"Mystery Person!"
"Deidara."
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"I'm bored."
"Hn."
"Yeah..."
"What should we do?"
"Hn..."
"Not sure."
"I heard there was Akatsuki around."
"Not surprising."
"Hn..."
"RAPE!!!"
"NO! Wait... what?"
"The mouths on your hands looked at me wrong."
"..."
"Why are you in our house?"
"Me and Deidara felt like it."
"Who are you?"
"Luvgoodstuf."
"Oh."
"I have to go! Bye! I moght be back in another chapter with funny stuff!!! BYE FOR NOW!"
"Well... We need some funny, but someone is half asleep writing this... Tabby..."
(A/N: .... Sleep....)
"Tai, it's getting late. Get ready for dinner and then bed."
"NO!"
"..." Looks at Sakura. "When I was a youngster, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But in my son's room, he has his own color TV, telephone, computer, and CD player."
"So what do you do?"
"I send him to OUR room."
"Sorry..."
"I was in the library and some kid asked me something."
"Yes?"
"She said...
You are in the desert. You are traveling with 5 animals:
A Lion
A Monkey
A Sheep
A Cow and
A Horse
It is a long way more to the safety of civilization, and one by one, you are forced to release each animal, until you are left with only one. In what order would you get rid of each animal from your possession? Rank them an continue on below:
The desert represents hardship. Each animal represents the following:
A Lion - Pride
A Monkey - Your Children
A Sheep - Friendship
A Cow - Basic Needs
A Horse - Your Passion
So, in the face of hardship, you will sacrifice each of these things in turn. Your last animal represents that thing which you cling to at the expense of all others."
"Hn..."
"What would you pick?"
"..."
"I don't know what I would pick. What would the reader pick?"
"I don't know."
"I want you, the reader, to reveiw and tell me what order you would do it. As you do it add your name so if you are lucky you might get picked."
"It's like the flying pig contest, but this time there will be a winner."
"Sorry this chapter wasn't funny! School is getting harder and someone is failing a class..."
(A/N: ... T.T I can't believe I'm failing math..."