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I was waiting in the parking garage when Les came down in the elevator. He grinned when he saw me. He linked his elbow in mine as he steered me towards his car. I went around and hopped in. He sped out of there and drove directly to the Cut n' Curl. I saw Grandma telling the ladies inside what happened.

"Your Grandma is a piece of work, you know that?" Les asked with a grin. I nodded.

"Sure do and I know she'll be happy to see you," I told him with a wink as I got out of the car. I saw him pale and I chuckled. I went in and retrieved Grandma.

"I was just telling these here ladies what a pip it is to be kidnapped, especially by good looking guys. Only downer was that I didn't get any," Grandma said, about as happy as a kid on Christmas day. I laughed.

"Guess who's in the car."

"I don't know, who?" she asked excitedly. I herded her out the door.

"You'll like him," I said, "I can make sure you get a seat next to him at dinner."

"Oooh, he must be hunky," Grandma said, moving her dentures around with her tongue.

"Oh, yeah, definitely," I told her, trying to hold in my laughs, "real hunky." I opened the SUV door for her and she hopped in.

"It's Lester! He's a fine piece of meat," Grandma said wickedly. I chuckled as I closed her door and headed to the passenger side. I saw Les look at me in a 'your gonna owe me' way. I just sent him a sweet smile. He shook his head and headed towards my parents. It was almost five thirty, enough time to drop Grandma off and go home to change. We dropped her off and Les drove me to my apartment.

"You coming up?" I asked him as he parked. He nodded.

"How else are we gonna put the 'make Ranger jealous' plan into action?" he asked with a grin.

"Alrighty then, come on," I said, getting out of the car and going up to my apartment. We got to my apartment and I said hello to Rex and Mo.

"Did I mention your gonna be sitting next to Grandma Mazur?" I asked him with a wicked smile as leaned against the counter.

"What?" he asked, coming over and getting me in between the counter and himself.

"Yeah, you're going to be sitting next to my horny Grandma," I told him with a smile, his hot breath tickling my face.

"Oh, beautiful, you know you're gonna owe me, right?" Les asked, looking at my eyes. I licked my lips and nodded.

"I know," I breathed, hoping that Ranger was here. Maybe he was seeing this. Take that Batman. He leaned down and gave me a kiss, a real kiss, with tongue. I heard the door slam, and we parted like the Red Sea. It was gonna be pretty obvious to Ranger what we had been doing. My face was flushed and I knew Les looked pretty suspicious. Ranger walked into the kitchen and looked at us. I have him a little finger wave.

"I'm gonna get ready for dinner, I know my mom will complain if I'm not wearing colors," I blurted out before turning and flying into the bedroom. I changed quickly, into a nice blue blouse, that was enough to be sexy but not slutty. I teased my hair a bit and put on an extra coat of mascara, for confidence. I then went out to see the men, who had surprisingly been quite. I walked out tentatively and saw that Les was leaning up against the counter, not looking the happiest.

"Where's Ranger?" I asked, looking around.

"He split once you retreated to the bedroom. Thanks for leaving me out here to defend myself!" Les said, "he almost blew a gasket." I raised an eyebrow.

"I'm sure you can hold your own. You ready to go?" I asked grabbing my pocketbook. He sighed and nodded. We headed out and I got in his SUV. The ride to my parents was silent.

"She touches me, I'll shoot her," Les said as he parked the car on the curb. I chuckled.

"I'm sure you'll have fun," I said as I opened the door. He came around the car and we walked up together. My mom opened the door, "you're early!" I rolled my eyes and Les shook his head. We were only five minutes early. Well, considering I'm almost always a couple minutes late, guess it's a new record. We walked inside and I turned to Les.

"Give me your gun," I demanded in a whisper.

"Why?" Les asked puzzled.

"Because I don't want you shooting Grandma," I told him with a grin.

"I promise I won't shoot her, but you have to let me keep the gun," Lester said.

"Alright."

"Stephanie, are you and your friend coming in here?" my mother called.

"Yeah Mom, we're coming," I yelled back.

"You aren't trying to have a quickie, are ya? 'Cause I want in!" Grandma Mazur called.

"Mother!" mom screeched. I saw Les laughing and I just shook my head as we walked in.

"No Grandma, we weren't trying to have a quickie," I explained as we took our seats at dinner. Les next to Grandma like I promised. We passed around the food and as soon I as I was digging in I saw Lester jump.

"Ack! Lady, get away from me!" Les warned, his hand straying towards his gun.

"Crazy old bat!" I heard my dad mumble. I was laughing.

"What? I'm just trying to satisfy my needs here," Grandma explained, taking a forkful of broccoli and putting it in her mouth. I just shook my head.

"Remember, don't shoot!" I whispered to Les. He looked at me and winked. I rolled my eyes and ate some food.

"I'm sorry to hear about Ranger," my mother started, "he was nice to you."

"And he had great buns! I could just eat those up," Grandma Mazur piped up.

"I think your Grandpa Mazur had the right idea when he died," my father said, looking at me. My mother just stood in shock, wondering why this was happening to her. I saw Lester look at me and grin.

"What about my buns? How are they?" Les asked laughing.

"They're pretty good too, but mmm...Ranger's were like...," Grandma said, closing her eyes. I sighed and I heard my mom groan.

"Why me? Angie Morelli's mother doesn't talk about a man's buns at the dinner table in front of guests."

"Oh, Ellen have a little fun sometime," Grandma said, "it's not my fault you have a stick up your butt!" I couldn't believe Grandma just said that. Mom stood there, frozen, mouth hanging open. Lester was shaking silently next to me and my dad was just staring down and shoveling food in his mouth. My mom stood abruptly and went to the kitchen. Les looked over at me with a grin.

"Damn beautiful, if you told me there would be this much excitement I wouldda came more often. This shit is hilarious!" I just shook my head.

"Well, that's good. I'm glad you find this amusing, my mom's just about to die from embarrassment," I said with a smile, "don't let this get out of the house, or she'll really die."

"My lips are sealed," Les said, making the zipping his lips sign. I grinned as I ate some more.

"Dessert!" my mom called, walking out of the kitchen, looking a little more relaxed than she had when she went in. Mmm, pineapple upside down cake. I pushed my plate away as she brought out smaller plates. She cut the cake and handed out pieces. I dug in enthusiastically. I moaned in delight.

"This is really good Mom," I informed her. I saw Les look at me.

"Thanks, I'll send some home with you if you want," Mom said, taking a seat, her glass filled with an amber liquid that probably wasn't ice tea. We finished eating, without any more incidents from Grandma. When we finished my mom packed me some left overs. Les and I left. We were driving in the car and stopped at red light when Les turned and looked at me.

"Damn Bomber! Your family's crazy!" Les said with a grin, "man, I've never seen 'em this crazy."

"Trust me, this was nothing," I chuckled. The light turned green and Les drove the rest of the way to my apartment. We walked up and went in.

"So, you told me you had an idea, but you never told me," I mentioned as I grabbed a beer out of the fridge. I put my leftovers in the fridge. I handed Les a beer and he opened it. He took a swig and leaned up against the counter.

"I think that Derrik called some guys and they came and captured your Grandma," Les said, as I took a drink from my own bottle.

"But why would Derrik do this? And who even hired him?" I asked, leaning against the opposite counter. I saw Les fidget and not look me in the eyes.

"Les...," I said.

"I don't know why he would do this, and really all his records came up clean. You were offline when I hired him, it's not my fault your spidey-sense wasn't there to help me," Les huffed. I rolled my eyes.

"Why do you even work there?" I joked.

"Yes, Santos, I want to know why," Ranger's voice cut in, like a razor. I internally cringed as Ranger got a beer out of the fridge. He was definitely not a happy camper. I saw Les gulp.

"'Cause I'm your cousin and you hired me?" he supplied, in more of a question.

"Right. So, you hired Derrik and he might be behind all this?" Ranger asked. We both nodded.

"Well, Les hired him," I said with a smirk.

"Thanks Bomber, I really needed him knowing that."

"Anytime," I replied, taking another drink.

"Alright, so where do we go from here?" Les asked, turning to Ranger.

"We need to confirm that it is Derrik, and we need to do so before he gets Tony," Ranger said, "so we need to get surveillance on him, maybe you can get Steph and him partnered up."

"You actually want her working with him?! And you think he's the mole?" Lester asked incredulously.

"She's done distractions before, think of it like that. Only, she'll be keeping an eye on him for a while," Ranger explained, taking another drink. We heard a chirp, and Les unclipped his phone.

"Santos," he barked, "uh-huh. Alright. Shit. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Who do we have left? Me? Are you fucking insane? Errgh. Fine. You'll owe me Tank." Les clipped his phone back on and looked at us.

"Looks like we'll need to find out who the mole is before I'm on the chopping block. Tank just told me that Tony was killed. And guess who's the next undercover guy. Me," Lester told us angrily.

"I can't believe that little fucker! He's picking off our men. He's going down," Les said, the anger radiating off him would be able to kill anything.

"Shit! Now I'm really gonna have to partner with Derrik. I'll try and get him before they get you Les."

"Santos, when do you have to report in?" Ranger asked.

"Nine tonight, I better get going. I need to fucking pack for this death mission. I swear if I get killed, I'm coming back as a ghost to haunt you two," Les muttered as he walked out of my apartment. I looked back at Ranger, who was watching me.

"I know Astro Salvador has a house in Point Pleasant, how about you go do research on it. See how many windows and doors. I'll do the rest. You can do this tomorrow of course," Ranger said, setting his empty bottle down.

"Sure. I'll ask Morelli if I can take Bob, look less suspicious," I told him, getting thinking. I heard my phone ring and I answered it quickly.

"Stephanie, this is your mother! You sister just called and told me Mary Alice is missing," my mother's frantic voice sounded. Oh fuck!

"What?" I asked, not quite believing it.

"You have to find your niece Stephanie! They came over for coffee and cookies. Apparently Mary Alice was outside playing and then when we came back out to find her, she was gone!" my mother sobbed.

A/N: Sorry it took so long to update. Things have been really hectic and they will continue be like that for a while. Hopefully, I can get another chapter up soon, but I have a lot to do the rest of the week and exams are coming up, so this will be on the back burner for a while. Hope you liked this chapter! Thanks for reading.