"Sasuke."
"Sakura."
"Tai."
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"Sasuke, remember when Tai asked us how babies were born?"
"Hn."
"I remember the day as if it was yesterday…"
FLASHBACK!!!
"Mommy, how are babies are born?"
"Um… I'll tell you later."
Laughs nervously.
"….."
Goes to Sasuke.
"Daddy, how are babies born?"
"Woman."
"I see…"
"Men."
"Ah…"
"Love."
"Understandable."
"… Beds…"
"I GET IT!"
"Hn?"
"Babies are made in a factory in heaven because heaven is one big factory where men and woman, who have to sleep in beds sometime, make babies by using machines. After the babies are made, they are given to a stork, the big bird that no one really cares for, and brings them down to us. They know what kind of baby we want, if we want any, because they can see our traits and they type it into the machines."
"…"
"But Daddy! The stork isn't strong enough to carry babies!"
"So?"
"Maybe it can be a Pelican…"
"…"
"No! I don't think the baby wants to be stuck with a bunch of fishys…"
"Honey, your son takes after your side of the family."
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"… Nothing."
"…"
"YAYZ! I'm smart! Not just one stork, but TWO storks carry the babies!"
"…"
"…"
"Teehee…"