Dont touch me.

"Sasuke."

"Sakura."

"Tai."

"..."

Angry.

"Dad, why is mom angry?"

"She can't take facts."

"I can take facts, Mr. Uchiha!"

"Obviously not."

"You know what... Stop touching me!"

"Mom... he's not touching you."

"... Says you."

"Baka."

"I know something you don't know!"

"What?"

"Not telling."

"Please."

"No."

"Please!"

"No."

"Must know!"

"Nope! Hehe..."

Gasp. "How evil..."

"Have you ever tried to smell your nose?"

"..."

"..."

"Yeah, neither have I."

"Are you getting stupider by the minutue?

"I think he is."

"Wouldn't doubt it. Naruto has got to him."

"... Tai, go to your room."

"You can't tell me to go to my room. I'm twenty-"

"Room."

"... Yes daddy..."

QUESTION TIME!

How old is Tai?

Why was Sakura angry?

Why is Sasuke so random?

No one will ever know... Until next chapter.