Answers to the questions!
How old is Tai?
I truely don't know.
Why was Sakura angry?
Who knows?
Why is Sasuke so random?
Beats me.
Hope that answered the questions, hehe...
"Sasuke."
"NARUTO UZAMAKI! BELIEVE IT!"
"Sakura."
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Insulting Naruto
"Sakura..."
"Yes, Naruto?"
"If I saw you naked, I'd die happy."
"If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
"Is that seat empty?"
"Yes, and so will this one be if you sit there."
"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"But would you stay there?"
"Um... Your place or mine?"
"Both, you go to your and I'll go to mine."
"What can I do to become you're best friend?"
"Well, I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me."
"I tried to smell my nose..."
Looks at Tai.
"This teeth are brighter then he is."
"Sakura, thats mean!"
"I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter."
"Hey!"
"I'm already visualizing the tuck tape over you're mouth."
"Naruto."
"Yes Sasuke?"
"Why are you talking to my wife?"
"Well... you weren't around so..."
"Run."
"Eep!" Runs away.
"Hey Sakura."
"Yup?"
"What's you're sign?"
"Do not enter."
Walks away.
... How rude...