"Sasuke."

"Tai."

"There is no Sakura in this story today."

"Dad!"

"Hn."

"I was wondering if you had any ideas for stories."

"Um..."

"?"

"Vampires."

"Did it."

"Wolves?"

"Did it."

"... Elements?"

"Did it."

"Ninjas?"

"Did it."

"Is there anything you didn't do?"

"Marriage one."

"There's an idea."

"Oh! Oh! Character names!"

"... Kenta, Dieske, Karu, Chichiro..."

"Don't help me with this one. I have this... Um... I like the names Kenta, Dieske, Karu, and Chichiro!"

"..."

"Oh yeah, I'm good... What should happen?"

"I don't know."

"You should."

"I should?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because Mom always knows and since she's not here today, you should know."

"B-"

"Stop talking. You're hurting yourself."

"No I'm n-"

"It's okay Dad, no need to put harm upon yourself. Rest your voice."

"I'm f-"

"You're hurting yourself again! Why?"

"..."

"Good, you learned your lesson."

"..."

"Well I'm bored. Bye!"

"Stupid kid..."