First appearance of the infamous Carlisle Cullen!!!

BPOV

"Emmett! Let him go!" I screeched at him. He had Edward in a headlock.

"What? I'm just defending your honor." He looked at me with big brown eyes.

"It was kind of payback for this morning. Let him go and I'll put a good word in for you with Rose." Emmett hadn't let go of Edward since he got home in my car. He flipped out just like last time. Mom doesn't care, she knows we sleep, as in really sleep, together almost every night. Alice covered my 'love bite' with some really good foundation.

"Fine!" He huffed and released his brother. I hugged him and checked him for neck or face injuries.

"You okay?" I kissed him chastely.

"Perfect, Love" He took my face in his hands.

"Okay, lovebirds. Break it up. I need to get Bella ready. We're going clubbing." Alice pranced up to me and pulled me to her bathroom.

She shoved me into a gray minidress that came just below my ass and was cut down the back so low that you could see the lower back tattoo that only Edward, Alice and Emmett knew about. She decided not to torture my feet by putting me into my favorite pair of four inch high heeled sandals. The buckles went almost all the way to my calf.

Alice, on the other hand, was wearing a bright red dress that came to the back of her thighs. She wore a pair of bright yellow five inch heels. She did my makeup very dark.

I walked down the steps and Dad let out a low, taunting, wolf whistle. Emmett growled and Edward just stood there. I started to get self conscious. Alice made me turn around and do a little spin.

"Isabella Marie!" My father bellowed.

"What?" I looked at him.

"A tattoo?" He sneered. Mom just rubbed his back to get him to calm down.

"Edward, it's perfectly fine. I have my own too, you know?" Emmett's eyes lit up at the mention of his mother having a tattoo.

"Can we see it, Ma?" He was bouncing up and down like a small child.

"You mean you're not mad?" I asked dubiously.

"No. I mean, we do have a swimming pool and I've seen you in a bathing suit before. Just like I've seen Alice's belly ring." I gasped, only I knew about her belly ring.

"Alright. Let's go before Mom finds out why Edward stole Bella's keys and drove as fast as he could home today, shall we?" That was Emmett's attempt at subtly trying to get him into trouble.

"Would you mind telling us, Edward?" Mom said expectantly. Just as he opened his mouth to speak, I tackled him into a kiss. Then after everyone was shocked into silence I pulled him out to Emmett's Jeep. It was the only thing that would fit all of us. I think Alice said something about picking Jasper and Rose.

I pulled my phone out of my dress and texted them,

Hiya,

R u goin 2 tha club wit us?

Hearts Bella

A few minutes later my phone buzzed in my bra and Edward laughed at my giggles because if you've ever had your phone on vibrate and then if you put it into your bra, it kinda tickles.

BB,

Yep we comin. Don't let emmetts fat ass hog the front seat

R&J

I giggled and handed a clueless Edward my phone.

"Sounds like Rose." Emmett and Alice sauntered out of the house and climbed into the monster Jeep.

We picked Rosalie and Jasper up and headed to the club. One of Dad's friends owned the place so we could get in without showing our id's. I squealed as soon as I saw my favorite bouncer.

"Sam!" I squealed and ran to hug my friend. He picked me up and twirled me around.

"Mr. Cullen is expecting you guys." Sam said with a wink.

"Love you, Baby." I cooed. Edward would usually be furious, but Sam doesn't swing that way, if you know what I'm sayin.

"Heart ya, Boo." He mirrored my voice and kissed my forehead. "Be careful in there. Big crowd."

"Damn, Edward! They just totally flirted and you're okay with it." Rose was floored. I fell over in a fit of giggles.

"Honey, Sam's gay! We've called each other Baby and Boo for years. We were really good friends when we were younger." I laughed and Emmett joined in too.

"When they were little, and I mean diapers, Edward, Bella and Sam ran, screaming down the street. Butt naked. Mom and Sam's mom, Melissa, were running after them. After Bella and Edward got away while Mom was changing them, Dad and I were rolling on the front porch, laughing our asses off while two grown women were chasing three screaming, naked toddlers." Emmett said. I blushed and leaned into Edward's chest to hide my face.

"Oh. So you've known each other since, well, forever, right?" Rose asked.

"Yeah, since birth actually. My mom died when I was born and their mom, Momma Liz, took care of me. And when I was six my dad left and Momma Liz and Dad adopted me." I said and practically ran to Carlisle's office that was located in the very front of the club.

I was just about there when unfamiliar arms wrapped around my waist. A husky voice whispered,

"Where you running to, babe?" I almost jumped for joy when Carlisle Cullen emerged from his office.

Carlisle Cullen was a very successful surgeon. He ran this place to the side. He had honey blonde hair and looked almost male modelish. His wife Esme was one of the kindest women I've ever met. Dad and Carlisle have been friends since childhood. Esme and Carlisle always came over for Christmas and Thanksgiving, even when we lived in Forks.

Carlisle must have seen my look of fear mixed with annoyance and said, "I suggest you take your hands off of her."

"Who's gonna make me?" The voice taunted.

"We are." Emmett, Jasper and Edward's voices made me jump. The guy immediately let go, I whirled around to face him and gasped at who it was.

"Newton?" I asked dubiously.

"Masen? Damn, girl, you grew up. Now how about we go back to my place and 'reminisce'?"

"Afraid not, Newton. I just don't like you and Edward downright wants to kill you." Just to punctuate my statement, Edward growled, low and threatening.

"Sorry, man" Newton raised his hands in a sign of defeat and walked away.

"Hey Carlisle!" I bounced up to him to give him a big hug.

"Bella, Bella, Bella, you're growing up much too fast. It seems like yesterday that Esme was holding an infant you and Edward." He kissed my forehead and went to hug Alice, Emmett and Edward.

"Let's dance." I pulled Edward onto the dance floor. We were grinding for a while then I got adventurous. I landed a perfect booty drop and Edward' breath hitched.

"Bella! If you keep dancing like that, Eddie boy is going to have a little problem." Alice yelled, beside me.

"Too late. And trust me, his problem id anything but little!" I laughed and then covered my mouth in shock at what I had just said. We danced for a while and decided to call it quits.

It was a Friday night so Alice invited Rosalie and Jasper over for a while. It was around two in the morning when we got home. Alice, Rose and I got dressed and met the boys back downstairs.

"How about Truth Or Dare?" Alice asked. We all agreed.

"Bella, truth of dare?" Jasper asked.

"Dare."

"I dare you to streak the football field on Monday at practice." He laughed. I shrugged my shoulders.

"Emmett, truth or dare?" I asked.

"Dare."

"I dare you to kiss Rose." This was all a part of my plan. He pulled Rosalie up off the floor and dipped her romantically. When they didn't come up for air we assumed they liked each other. I think Emmett caught on to my line of thinking because he asked Alice next.

"Truth." She said.

"Do you like Jasper more than a friend?" Em asked. She nodded and Jasper blushed and smiled.

"Rose, truth or dare?" Alice asked.

"Dare."

"Okay. I dare you to wear a clown costume this year for Halloween." Rose gasped and decided to take it out on Edward.

"Truth or dare, Edward?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to streak with Bella on Monday." She grinned evilly but Edward smiled and shrugged.

"What? That was supposed to be terrible!" She shrieked.

"Bella and Edward made annual appearance in the parade. Every time buck naked. One year they actually rode motorcycles." Emmett was gasping for air between laughs. Rose just huffed and pouted.

"Well, we'll have to wait for Monday. Night, peoples." I said as Edward picked me up and threw me over his shoulder.