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BPOV
Alice ran in and jumped on Edward and me at seven, signaling that our shopping trip has begun. I groaned and hugged Edward tighter.
"Wakey, wakey." She sang. She threw the comforter onto the floor; which left me in my bra and underwear and Edward in his boxers.
"Dang, Bella. We so need to get you some new pj's." She was right. I had virtually none. So I usually slept in Edward's stuff or my bra and underwear.
"I'm up! I'm up!" I shouted. Edward's hand was frantically searching my face for a snooze button.
An hour later we were fed, clothed and driving along the highway in my Charger.
"Okay, what's the game plan, Rose?" Alice asked Rose.
"Don't know. Don't care. But I do know we are going to the spa that is there." She said, fixing her makeup in the rearview mirror.
We pulled into the parking lot at the large mall. I stepped out and linked my arms with Alice and Rose so I was in between the two of them. Damn! Alice must've told Rose about my irrational fear of malls.
"Where to first?" I asked.
"Victoria's Secret for you my pretty." Rose said, patting my arm.
"What? Why?" I whined, stomping like a little kid.
"Have you seen your underwear?" Rose asked sarcastically.
"Duh. But why have you?" I feared the answer.
"Alice and I kind of… looked through your drawers and shredded it!" She answered in a rush, grabbed Alice and ran towards the entrance of the mall. Ha, she didn't know that I set a track record back in Forks. I caught up to them easily.
"Fine." I huffed. They smiled and pulled me into Victoria's Secret. The loaded my arms full of underwear. I only had three vetoes. I used one for the g-string that Alice tried to force me into.
I ended up with fifteen new bra and panty sets. They finally let me go into the Pink side of the store. There I found five pairs of sweats, two pairs of Daisy Duke's, a micro mini skirt, three new hoodies, and six new shirts.
"C'mon Bella. Just try it on!" Alice was forcing me into a fitting room at Pac Sun.
"Fine." I said. She threw the bikini over the door and I tried it on.
"Alice!" I screamed. "It's a God damned thong!"
"Chill out, Bella." The only thought going through my head was, Dad's going to kill us.
"Come on out." Alice trilled, tapping on the door.
"Bella. You look hot." Rose said slapping my ass. The bathing suit is cute. It is black with red hearts all over it. I looked over at Alice who was in a white sequined triangle bikini and then Rose was wearing a red and white cherry print bikini.
"Oh my God! I just got a brilliant idea. Bella, pull your hair up." I did as I was told. Alice pulled her phone out and took a picture.
"Alice! What are you doing?" I looked over her shoulder to see what she was doing. She typed in,
Boys,
Guess who
Us
I fell down in a fit of giggles. Emmett was so going to think that was Rosalie and Jasper was going to think it was Alice. Only Edward would really know because he knows I have a freckle on my ribcage beneath my left breast.
My jeans started ringing. I ran to answer it.
"Bella, Bella, Bella, you know Emmett is going to have dreams of Rosalie in that suit. The same's to say with Jasper." Edward said.
"Well, I'm going to be there in a bit. Alice and Rosalie shredded all my underwear. So I'm probably going to endure another trip to Victoria's Secret by the end of the day. I've got to go, Alice and Rose are laughing hysterically, so I think they got responses to the text. Love you, bye." I ran out of the dressing room to see Alice rolling on the floor in giggles and rose beside her.
I snatched Alice's phone and looked at it, it read,
Alice,
Damn! I hope you buy that.
J
I laughed and grabbed Rose's.
Rosie,
Oh God the things I want to do to you.
"Okay guys, we really need to clear this up. Fix it now. Emmett just wrote 'oh God the things I want to do to you', okay. Take a picture of all of me." Alice did what I said. I took the phone away from her and typed,
Sorry boys,
It was me. Emmett you owe me a huge apology. That is so not the way to talk to your little sister.
3 Bellah
I was finishing paying for my bathing suit when my phone buzzed, saying I had a text, two actually.
Bella! I'm so telling Dad what you did. Mom will just laugh. But I'm sorry for probably emotionally scarring you for life.
Em
The next one was from Jasper,
Sorry Bella. Convince Alice to buy one. Don't worry, Edward and I already thumped Emmett a good one.
Jasper
Alice and Rose laughed. They pulled me into Forever21. I picked out a knee length, brown trench coat, a really cute pair of ripped and bleached, low rise jeans, a black t-shirt with sunglasses on it, a distressed plaid tee and a black sweatshirt that had like a tattoo design on it.
Then we went to American Eagle. I bought three pairs of jeans, and four t-shirts. I went to my favorite store before Alice and Rose had time to argue.
I loved Aeropostale. By the time we left the store I had managed to rack up two hundred dollars worth of stuff. I bought six pairs of jeans, a coat, Edward a few shirts and myself a couple shirts.
"Okay. Shoe time!" Alice clapped. I groaned.
Alice pulled me into a shoe store and started to pile our arms up with boxes. Alice got three new pairs of stilettos, sandals and a pair of tennis. I bought a new pair of high-top chuck's, super high heels and a new pair of vans. Rosalie is a shoe monger, she bought five pairs of heels, three pairs of flip-flops and a pair of k-swiss.
Poor Alice, she was crushed in the backseat with all of our bags. When we got home all the guys, including Dad, groaned like we were making them walk on glass instead of carrying bags into the house.
Once we were inside, Dad asked,
"Girls, what did you do to Emmett to make him avoid all three of you?"
Can you say 'Awkward'?