So basically I was looking through the random files on my computer and found this. I had written it some time during my freshman year of college and now that I found it, I figured I should post it. Because it made me giggle. and I don't know why I didn't post it before.
Hope you enjoy!
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROOM!"
"Bones…"
"No! OUT. NOW!"
The doctor was just a bit more on the pissed off end of things as random clothing flew out of the dorm in the Starfleet academy. Of course, Kirk was on the end of the shit stick, everything precious to him flying out the door and at him.
"Bones, Jesus Christ! I didn't mean to-"
"You didn't mean to what? Get shit-faced? Bring some girl home and make a mess? HAVE MY FUCKING SUPPLIES STOLEN?"
"All of the above?"
McCoy's eye twitched before he grabbed a large chair and flung it out the door and at the stupid blond. Kirk had really fucked up this time. He dodged the chair smoothly and popped his head in the door just in time to see his bed being moved from its place in the room to the door.
"What the hell are you doing with my bed?"
"PUTTING IT IN THE GODDAMN HALLWAY! THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!"
"What the fuck did she steal?"
"MY LIFE. MOVE."
Kirk stood on the other end of the bed and pushed back. "No!"
They stood eyeing each other, both trying to push the bed in opposite directions.
"James Tiberius Kirk. Get the fuck out of the way."
"Leonard McCoy. I kindly would like to decline that offer."
"Jim."
"Bones. I apologized. I really don't know what else to do. I'll take you to a bar. Get you a girl. You just need a good lay."
"What I need is what the fucking random whore that you decided to ram your only thinking head into took. I need my medic-kit!"
"Bones for crying out loud. I will replace it. Even if I have to sell myself, I will replace it."
Bones pushed on the bed a little, catching Jim off-guard and hitting him in the stomach. "That would give you too much pleasure. Get out of my room."
"Our room. You can't just kick me out. "
"Watch me." He pushed again, getting the bed halfway into the hallway. Some people passed, rubber-necking but continuing when they saw who it was.
"Bones… please?"
One final push and the bed and Kirk were out in the hallway, the door slamming and locking behind him.
Kirk sighed and sat on his bed, not even bothering to pick up his belongings that were scattered all over the floor.
Just another Friday morning…
So I hope you enjoyed the gem I found in the midst of all my crap XD
reviews are welcomed =3
Mini-J ^-^