Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own the diarhea song (please do not be offended) or the stores mentioned.
After a grueling three hours in the cold, snowy weather, training with the sleigh, Santa had Riku come inside for breakfast. After a big breakfast, Riku had done some more training but this time, he practiced putting presents down fake chimneys. All while that was happening, the elves were rushing around and getting the toys ready. Mrs. Claus was working on a project of her own. She was making something for Riku and Ryo for their journey.
Meanwhile, back on Destiny Islands, Donald decided to force Kairi and the others to come with him since they wasted time at the mall yesterday.
"You know, I was helping my mom bake fourteen pumpkin pies for people." said Kairi as she pulled the door to the mall open. She was shivering under her pink coat. The rain that had been forecasted yesterday didn't come but it was still cold.
"If we got the present yesterday and not fooled around, we wouldn't be in this mess." said Donald. "Brr!! My bottom is freezing!!"
Hurky rolled her eyes. "Well, maybe you should go to JC Penney and buy yourself some pants." she muttered.
"What did you get Daisy last year that made her so mad?" asked Alexa.
"I bought her something that she REALLY didn't enjoy." said Donald.
Last year...
Donald and Daisy were walking to the car garage on Christmas Day of 2005. Donald put a blindfold over Daisy's eyes and led her to the garage.
"Daisy, what is the number one thing you want?" asked Donald.
"A car!" said Daisy in a hopeful voice. "Is it a car?"
"You'll see!!" said Donald. They walked into the garage and Donald took Daisy's blindfold off. Daisy's expression had changed from excitement to disappointment.
In place of what should have been a car was a treadmill.
"A treadmill?" asked Daisy, fuming. "A TREADMILL? ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M FAT?"
"Well, your butt looks big!" Donald pointed out.
And so, Daisy had found a better use for that treadmill: Use it to torture Donald!! She would make Donald run on it with a vicious dog behind him on it. Donald just recently had the treadmill secretly destroyed.
"So just get her something that she won't find offensive." said Hurky.
"I can't, the things she wants are WAY out of my price range." said Donald.
"You can get her a gift card." suggested Alexa.
"She only wants gift cards to spas and I don't know how to work them." said Donald. "The whole point of coming to Destiny Islands was to enlist Sora's help in finding Daisy a present. I didn't come here to find gift cards, I came here to get actual presents. I can't look at Disney Castle because she'll see me shopping for her."
"And Sora's sick with a bad cold." said Goofy, taking a drink from a bottle of water that was actually filled with vodka. "That's why you're all here."
"Uh, we need to find the present and fast!" said Kairi. "You're forgetting that it's Christmas Eve and we're in the mall!"
"Let's go!" said Donald, beginning to run. Then, he stopped. "Uh, do any of you know what places we should look at?"
Everyone stood and thought.
"Why don't we try Victoria's Secret?" asked Kairi.
"WHAT?" cried everyone.
"Not for the...clothes, but for the bath stuff." explained Kairi. "I hear that they have great bath products. My mom buys them. She gave me a great pomegranate bubble bath for my birthday!"
"No way Jose!" said Donald as he crossed his arms.
"My name's not Jose." said Kairi.
"It's a saying!" yelled Donald. "That's it!! I'm going to walk into any shop and buy something in there!"
He walked into a random store and there was a guy dressed in G-Unit clothes handing out fliers and welcoming people.
"Yo yo yo duck, what's up?" he asked. "You wanna buy some of our nice gear for your friends and family?"
"WWAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!" screamed Donald as he ran out of the store. He ran all the way to the others. Kairi was crossing her arms. "Okay, you win. Find me a better store."
So, the girls took Donald to all the gift shops. Donald felt hopeless as his options became limited.
"Aw, I'm never going to get Daisy the right gift!" he said sadly as everyone ate in the food court.
Alexa was sipping on her lemonade just as she was happening to look over to a kiosk that was selling water powered massage machines (they're hard to describe)
"Hey Donald, you know how Daisy likes massages, right?" she asked.
"Yeah, but she wastes a lof of money on them every year!" Donald said frustratingly. His eyes lit up. "HEY!! Yeah! I'll get her one of those massage machines! It'll save the castle a lot of money!"
He jumped up from his seat and ran all the way to the kiosk. He purchased a water massage machine and it would be delivered by tonight since Donald paid extra munny to have it rushed to the castle.
"I'm glad all that's over." said Donald. He turned to Alexa. "Thanks a lot, Alexa. You saved my life!!"
Everyone laughed suddenly, the sound of the P.A. system crackling had sounded and Goofy's voice rang through the mall.
"Hello, shoppers of Destiny Islands!" rang Goofy. "I'm gettin' tired of listening to Silver Bells fifty gazillion times, so here's some good music!"
"Oh crap." said Kairi and Donald at the same time.
"If you're in the pool and you feel something cool, diarhea, diarhea!!" sang Goofy. "If you're running from the police and you feel something release, dia-WA HOO HOO HOO HUY! SECURITY GUARDS! THANKS FOR LISTENIN'!!"
"He's finding his own way home!" said Hurky, zipping up her burgundy colored sweatshirt. "Come on, let's go."
So, Kairi, Alexa, Hurky, and Donald all left the mall while Goofy ran from security guards.
Several hours later came the big moment for Riku. He and Ryo were given a big dinner before they were to start their journey. Earlier that day, though, Santa had slipped and fallen from melting snow, reducing his chances of taking the sleigh back to deliver the presents.
After dinner, Riku and Ryo set out to go outside. It was almost five in the afternoon. A runway was lit up and snow was falling. Riku and Ryo approached the sleigh where Mrs. Claus and some elves were waiting. Mrs. Claus had two long and red coats in her arms.
"Ready, Riku?" asked an elf.
"Ready." Riku said with a nod.
"Before you go, I made these for you two." said Mrs. Claus, handing Riku and Ryo the red coats. "They are guaranteed to keep you warm throughout the night."
Riku took his coat from Mrs. Claus and examined it. It was made from a very soft and thick material. It said Riku in the left of the chest. He smiled to himself.
"Thanks, Mrs. Claus." said Riku. He took the coat and put it on.
Mrs. Claus also handed Riku a Santa hat and Ryo a Santa hat, plus four thermoses. "These are also for you. Two of the four thermoses contain hot chocolate and the other two contain coffee. You may get cold and sleepy. We need you awake to perform this job!"
"Don't worry, Mrs. Claus, I'll make sure Riku stays awake." assured Ryo as she put on her coat. Hers said Ryo on the left. "Let's get in the sleigh!!"
She and Riku climbed into the big sleigh laden with a very huge bag of presents. The elves and Mrs. Claus got out of the way. One elf holding lights that were used to direct planes in the dark signaled for Riku to go. Riku picked up the reins of the sleigh and whipped it onto the reindeer.
"On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, on Blitzen!!" yelled Riku.
The reindeer began to pull the sleigh and followed the lights in front of them. As they ran, their running feet began to lift off from the ground and went higher as they ran. They flew away into the night sky. Mrs. Claus and the elves cheered as Riku flew into the night.
In the air, Ryo looked down and saw Christmas Town growing smaller and smaller as they went higher into the air.
"Wow, look at the view!!" she said in awe.
Riku looked down and smiled. "The lights make it look stunning." he said. His face felt chilly as the icy wind blew his long silver hair around. He used the reins again and flew on into the night...
