The Switch

Rylee: Welcome to chapter two! *winks*

Sasuke: Omg isn't it so fantastical!

Rylee: Damn it, you ruined the surprise!

Naruto: Life is dull.

Hinata: No it's not with you in it! *fangirl squeal*

Ino: Ummmm, Rylee-sama doesn't own Naruto.

Rylee: To the story~!

~Narrators POV~

I have a name you know! Ugh, never mind. Naruto in his emo outfit shuffled silently towards the booth, a scary sight awaiting them.

"So you see, Sakura-chan, this total idiot walks up to me and- Oh, HI GUYS!" Sasuke announced with a laugh. Shino stared at him, his eyes twitching beneath his glasses. "What the fudge is happening?" he thought, before a tingling sensation cut him off.

Suddenly Shino's eyes lit up when Kiba's dog Akamaru, suddenly showed up. Little did he know Kiba and him had just switched personalities.

"Wow, Akamaru looks so different, did you give him new food or something?" Shino exclaimed, crouching down to the dog's level.

"Is that a bug? It's so, so shinny!" Kiba said breathlessly, staring at the bug with a mesmerized expression. Sakura stared at the two. Something seemed wrong, but she couldn't put her finger on it.

"Uh-Isn't something wrong with this picture?" Sakura asked in a quiet voice, she had started to like talking more softly, it seemed more reasonable.

"What do you mean, Sakura-chan?" Sasuke asked, with a bright smile. ((Rylee: Can you imagine? You know, a NORMAL smile, not the psycho smile he had in that one episode? *shudder*)) Sakura felt a faint blush on her pale cheeks. Since when did see blush? Sakura also noticed her inner Sakura now had a more believable, sensible voice than before.

"Um, uh, S-"Sakura tried to say before blacking out when she realized he called her "Sakura-chan". Wow, this was getting fun. Naruto sighed at the situation.

"This is stupid, I'm gonna go be emo somewhere else." Naruto muttered, about to leave all together.

"But Naruto-kun! You love ramen!" Hinata replied, gently grabbing the back of his shirt.

"Wow! BUGS!"

"Wow! DOGS!" Shino and Kiba shouted simultaneously. Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I don't like ramen anymore. And this is annoying." Naruto exclaimed, and suddenly everyone stopped their OCCness.

"W-We have to t-tell Tsunade." Sakura suggested in a meek voice. Everyone nodded slowly, their eyes wide and glassy. Naruto not liking ramen? Hell must have frozen over.

"I-I'll get the others." Shino muttered, going off to find the other Naruto characters.

"Meet us at Tsunade's office!" Hinata yelled after them before turning back to Naruto.

"Uhmmm, Naruto, hun, we're going to go see some men with needles." Hinata said calmly to the once happy boy. Naruto stared back at her with lifeless eyes.

"Only if you bring Mr. Fluffy." Naruto reasoned with a small smile after remembering seeing it once in Sasuke's house.

"NOOOOOOO!" Sasuke screamed, hissing at Naruto. Everyone turned to stare at the Uchiha.

"I mean, uh, No?" Sasuke stuttered, blushing slightly. Naruto glared at him, malice in his suddenly red eyes.

"You mean, I, uh, Yes." Naruto growled, "Or else I will kill Itachi." Sasuke's eyes widened.

"Nooooo, that's my job!" Sasuke whispered,"F-Fine, just don't hurt him!" Sasuke pulled out an old teddy bear from who knows where, and handed it to Naruto.

"Y-You own a teddy, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura inquired. "That's so cute!" she thought, another blush on her face. She's been doing that a lot.

"Shut up, let's go." Sasuke muttered, getting up to leave. Oooo, someone didn't get their ramen today. Soon after a few minutes, they arrived in Tsunade's office.

"We have a problem!" Hinata yelled, slamming her hands on the desk. Tsunade winced, she just bought it yesterday.

"W-Well, what's the problem?" she muttered, pouring herself a glass of sake. Today was going to be a long day.

"W-We seemed to have switched personalities." Sakura said in a meek voice. Tsunade groaned, it would explain why Kakashi and Jiraiya snuck out her office giggling like schoolgirls.

Suddenly, at that moment, Shino burst through the doors with just about everyone else.

"Troublesome." Ino complained, flipping her blond locks.

"Weapon equal good!" Choji announced, grinning like a loon.

"DESTINY AND FATE RULE!" Tenten screamed, pumping her fist in the air.

"Foooooooooooooooood…" Neji moaned, acting as if he were starving.

"Don't I look pretty today?" Shikamaru said with a giggle, posing.

"Oh god." Lee said with a slap to his forehead.

"YOUTHFULNESS!" Gaara shouted, in a Lee/Gai pose.

"It's war paint!" Tamari shouted, with Kankuro's 'war paint' slathered all over her face.

"I WANNA FAN!" Kankuro announced with a stamp of his foot.

"Oh lord…." Tsunade moaned.

Rylee: Thanks for reading! R&R please thank you and good day! *cues credits*