The Switch

Rylee: Yay! Third chappie!

Naruto: Hn.

Sasuke: Rylee-sama doesn't own Naruto!

Rylee: I found out my Japanese name! 清水Shimizu (clear water) 歩Ayumu (walk, deeper meaning: walk your own way)

Hinata: You'll want to remember that later

Shikamaru: What do you mean later, dork author-

Rylee: TO THE STORY *has hand over Ino's mouth*

"Dear lord, Shizun, get what's her face!" Tsunade muttered, knowing that she was the only person that would help the situation. 'Or make it worse.' She thought with the shake of her head.

Well, it was that or get Yumi-senpai, but then again. Shudder, Tsunade was still paying for that to be fixed. Let's just say Yumi managed to travel back in time and make Naruto, well, the way Naruto was.

~Flash Back~

"Aw, he looks so little-Oops." Yumi announced, dropping the new born baby on its head.

"NARUTO! IS HE OK?"

"I, uh, um, bye!" and with that, Yumi disappeared.

~End of Flashback~

Suddenly, the door burst open once again, revealing a girl with short brown hair and brown eyes.

She was wearing a pair of jeans, a green T, and flip-flops, looking out of placed in the ninja world. Her leaf head band was on her forehead though, proving she was, indeed, part of the leaf village.

"I'll do it for a pack of gum!" the announced, smiling brightly. All of the Nin turned to look at her, save Tsunade who was already regretting her decision.

"Ayumu, sit down for god's sake. We need you to watch these, Erm, confused Nin." Tsunade explained to the girl, who was nodding her head fiercely.

"Do I still get my gum?" she asked when she was done, a childish look in her brown orbs.

"Yeah, just take care of them for a week." Tsunade said with the wave of her hand. Ayumu nodded, and looked at the OCC characters.

"WELL, let's go!" she announced, marching out of the room. When they didn't follow, Ayumu poked her head inside.

"I thought I said let's go." She motioned towards the door, waiting for them.

"Troublesome." Ino muttered; the first one to get up. The others soon followed. Ayumu led them through a labyrinth of hall ways until they reached their destination.

"Well, this is where we'll be staying."

"B-But, it's so small!" Sakura whimpered, moving closer to Sasuke. Ayumu rolled her eyes, then, before anyone could react, pushed them all inside medium sized room. She herself stepped in before shutting the door.

"YOUTH!" Gaara shouted out of the blue, and then began to do one fingered push-ups.

"H-Hunger!" Neji moaned, on the ground gripping Tenten's leg. Tenten just stared at him with a smile before flicking his forehead.

"Fate is cruel, and it seems you're meant to be hungry." She said in a sickly sweet voice, her smile matching one of the pervy sage's. Neji groaned, still holding onto her.

"Weapon shinny!" Choji muttered, fingering a knife he found. Naruto was in a corner trying, with no avail, to cut himself with a piece of paper that was on the ground with Hinata cheering him on saying he could do anything.

Sasuke was chatting happily to the unconscious Sakura; he still hadn't noticed she'd fainted when she was pushed into his chest. Shino was poking Akamaru; Kiba was trying to climb the wall claiming he'd learned enough from bugs he knew how to walk upside down without using chakra.

Ino was making animals out of the ceiling, Shikamaru was staring into the mirror lovingly, and Ayumu was poking Lee with a stick while Tamari and Kankuro were trading each other their 'war paint' and Tamari's fan.

This was turning out to be one hell of a fanfic.

Rylee: R&R please! *smiles sweetly and cues credits*