The Switch

Rylee: Sorry I haven't updated in awhile!

Sasuke: BELIEVE IT!

Naruto: Rylee doesn't own Naruto

Hinata: That sounded weird 0.0

Sakura: W-What?

Hinata: Naruto saying Rylee didn't own him

Gaara: YOUTHFULNESS!

Kiba: No, just no. -.-

Kankuro: TO THE STORY!

"NARUTO! Get your emo ass over here right now!" Ayumu shouted in Kiba's ear, who at the moment was messing around with a lone ant. When Ayumu yelled in his ear he accidently dropped the small insect, and when it hit the ground, it went splat. Kiba's eyes widened, he could hear the bug's thoughts.

"WAAHHH! MY POOR BUGGY!" Kiba wailed, tears streaming down his face. Everyone just stared at him, then, suddenly there was a flash of a camera.

"OI! That's gonna cost you thirty bucks a pop!" Ayumu yelled at the man who was trying to make a quick getaway. Her brown eyes narrowed as she whipped out a cell phone.

"ERIN! SOME GUY JUST-"Ayumu started, getting cut off by the other person.

"Bu-Er-I'll give you fifty buck if you kill him!" Ayumu said, closing her phone before smiling sweetly at the now confused looking Nin in front of her.

"Now that that is settled, NARUTO! Pick someone, like now." Ayumu yelled, once again in Kiba's ear. Kiba glared at her and when she wasn't looking, put a spider on her shoulder.

Hinata, being very scared of spiders, yelped when she noticed. She started pointing to Ayumu's shoulder and making squeaking noises.

"What is it Hinata? OMG A SPIDER!" Ayumu screamed, smacking the spider off her shoulder and onto Sasuke, who in turn started screaming, waking up Sakura. Naruto slowly returned to the circle while chaos ensued, unnoticed by the group.

"Hinata." He yelled, silencing everyone, including a certain whimpering Uchiha.

"Yes Naruto-kun?" Hinata responded, batting her eyelashes, as if the events that happened no more than a second ago ever happened.

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Who do you like?"

"YOU!" and at this point Hinata tackle hugged the unsuspecting Naruto.

"Ummmm, since those two are now making out in a corner, can I go?" Lee asked, raising an extremely bushy eyebrow. ((Lee: What are you trying to say? Rylee: …Are you and Gaara really going out? Lee: WHAT?))

Ayumu nodded her head, taking pictures that she could later sell on EBay.

"Gaara, why do you say 'youth' or some form of that word in every sentence?" Lee questioned, looking at the once stoic ice cube.

"YOUTH! Cause youth is youthful, cause you know, youth, is, youth, like, youthful. YOUTH!" Gaara said while chewing gum, sounding like a teenage girl with the word like.

"Now, youth, um, youth, Tamari?" Gaara said, smiling at his sister.

"Dare!" she shouted, slamming her hands down on a coffee table that just appeared.

"Uhmmm, youth, let, youth, me, youth, think. I, youth, dare, youth, you, youth, to, youthfully confess your youthful undying love for someone in this youthful room! And it, youth, can't be me or Kankuro, or a youthful girl friend of yours, YOUTH!" Gaara announced, in Gai pose again.

"Uh, um, that's it for this chapter!" Tamari shouted, trying to get out of the dare as the curtain started to fall.

"Oh hell no, you go and confess you youthful undying love!" Ayumu shouted, pulling the curtain back up.

Tamari whimpered before hanging her head and walking back on set, before stopping in front of the narcissistic Shikamaru.

"I, Tamari, now confess my undying love for thee, Shikamaru." Tamari grumbled, before sitting down in her old spot next to Gaara.

"Awwwww, isn't that sweet?" Shikamaru squealed, whipping his ponytail around.

"Good lord, help me, or at least get me more war paint!" Tamari moaned, staring upwards before picking the next victim.

"Kankuro!" she shouted, looking at her other brother. ((Rylee: He-he that rhymed!))

"Truth."

"Does this dress clash with my war paint?"

"Yes, and it makes your butt look big!" and with that, Kankuro started to fly around the room on the fan Tamari gave him.

Rylee: Well, that's it for this chapter!

Sorry it's so short, I have writer's block right now! .'