Alright I know its been forever but I'm on winter break so I have time before during school I was busy worrying about if I was failing a class such and I also had to have songs memorized for choir. So I'm so sorry that I haven't updated now this chapter is going to go past where the boys hit the mirror I think sorry I haven't even read my stories since I last updated.

CHAPTER 5

JPOV

(A/N: just to let you all know yes the guys are babies but I'm gonna let them think like adults cause I don't feel like trying to think like a baby.)

"Waaaaah!!" I could hear someone screaming but I didn't know who.

Carlisle who's screaming?? I asked.

I think its Edward. Wake up Bella. Carlisle answered.

I looked around me trying to find Bella when I looked to my left I saw her. My Bella, my love, my mate, my future wife. I decided to wake her up by sitting on her stomach. So I crawled over to her and crawled up on to her stomach. When I had made it up I sat there and then started bouncing and clapping my hands. It took her a minute but she finally started to move around. I decided to fall forward to wake her up faster that way she could go and help shut Edward up quicker cause I was getting a headache.

"Hey baby boy what are you doing? Oh that's why." She said as she heard Edward screaming.

She started to get up when she had gotten off the bed she turned around and picked me up and started to walk down the hallway to Esme and Edwards' room. Once she got in there its like the volume turned up to as high as when you have a radio going full blast.

She rushed over and picked Edward up from the bed. She sat me down on the bed and rocked Edward till he had quieted down. Edward had a look of concentration on his face for a minute, then he just sat there.

"Ewww gross Edward did you have to do that as soon as I picked you up?" Bella asked.

Edward what did you do?? Did you do a stinky in you diaper? I asked.

Maybe. He answered.

Why were you in here screaming anyway? You sounded like a banshee. I asked.

Because I couldn't find Esme I think the girls went hunting and didn't tell Bella that they would be going. So she didn't know. So I was trying to get as loud as I could so Bella would wake up. He said.

Oh, this should be funny now Bella has to change Edwards' diaper. Wait…what now she's going to see his junk. Man this day just gets worse and worse.

"Jasper don't worry I'm not gonna look at his stuff cause it's not mine to look at plus I have you. You're the only man that I need, want, or should have. So just trust me when I say I don't want Edward at all because well he isn't a southern gentleman who likes horses, doesn't have an accent unless he tries to get his Chicago accent back and you have your rugged good looks." She said after seeing my worried look. I smiled and Edwards looks so embarrassed that its funny.

She had already finished changing his diaper by the time she stopped talking. I felt my self changing slowly it wasn't a bad feeling but it was a weird ticklish feeling. I looked over at Bella and she was just stood there looking at me like I'm growing a second head maybe I am I don't know. About five minutes later the feeling stopped. I looked down to see I was back to normal, and with no clothes on.

"Well this is embarrassing." I said slowly then I made a break for it. I ran to my room so fast that not even a vampire could have seen me. I heard Bella running down the hall to. As soon as she got to my room she slammed open the door and then slammed it closed and jumped at me. Luckily I had managed to get my boxers and pants on.

"Oh Jasper I can't believe it your back to normal your…your… you!" she sounded so happy that all I could do was nod. It took you 5 seconds to start kissing me so hard I thought I was being kissed by a vampire.

"Well, I guess we figured out how to get us back to normal. All you have to do is get you mate jealous then say why you picked them and why you like them so much so if we can just get Rose, Esme, and Alice to do it then we should have them all back to normal within the week." She said. I just looked at her in aww how she could be so calm I don't know and I'm not even using my power. Weird, oh well at least she's not like Alice the giant sugar pill waiting for the sugar rush.

I heard the approach of feet I picked Bella up and ran into grab Edward before going into Carlisle's room and laying him in there with Emmett and Carlisle then I say Bella down and got into the defensive stance in front of them. I felt rather then saw three of them all ready to see someone. It took me about a as long as it took them to get up here that it was just the girls.

I quickly got out of my stance. But it wasn't me that they needed to worry about. Nope it was Bella. Damn that girl was scaring even me you could tell that it was scaring the girls by the looks on their faces. They looked like they were about to die three times over. Uh-Oh this should be good.

"And where the hell have you been? No note, no waking me up so that way I knew where you were going. But no you just left you left me with four babies. And you want to know what happened? Do you? I'll tell you what happened I woke up to Edward screaming his lungs out because of you guys leaving. He didn't know where you were ESME KATE MASEN CULLEN. You go apologize to Edward before my fist goes into your face. And ALICE MARIE MCCARTY CULLEN what do you have to say for yourself? Hmm… oh is this the first time that Alice is speechless well I'm glad because I know what you have to say for yourself. You're going to say but I saw Jasper turning back and I thought it would be romantic for Jasper and you to be the only adults in the house with babies to take care. I figured you always wanted have babies. So I decided not to tell you that we were leaving, but that I didn't see this part coming, did you Alice??" She paused Alice didn't say anything cause she new Bella was right.

"Well guess what Alice I've never wanted to play house in my life I didn't want to when I was a kid and I sure as hell don't now. And ROSALIE LILLIAN HALE CULLEN what do you have to say for yourself? Oh wait I know what your going to say. You're going to say Alice said that you would be fine and that nothing would go wrong. And I trusted her because you never bet against Alice. So why wouldn't we trust her judgment she's always been right before. I want you all to go to your rooms right now and stay in there for the rest of the day. Alice you cannot do anything that has to do with looking into the future, make-up, shopping, technology or reading. You have to translate this entire conversation into 20 different languages. The languages are Spanish, Hindi, Arabic, Bengali, Russian, Portuguese, Japanese, German, French, Panjabi, Javanese, Urdu, Italian, Korean, Vietnamese, Persian, Thai, Tamil, Malay, and Persian. If you don't have them all translated then you are going to finish it no matter what. And that goes for everyone that left me her on my own with four babies." She said.

"Now march and no you will not be allowed to see your mates till your done translating. Now go. Jasper grab Emmett and Edward. I'm gonna grab Carlisle because this is Rosalie's room then she's gonna be staying in here. Oh and if any of you start whining about how unfair I'm being then just remember that if I hadn't been here you could have been turned in for child abuse if anyone had stopped by and saw you all gone now move it."

With that she walked out of the room and down the stairs.

"Oh come on what we did was not that bad. She's being too harsh." Alice whinnied.

"Alice Marie I heard that and if you don't go to your room right now I will cut up all your credit cards and put a stop to all of you money and I will not allow you to get any money from anyone else do you understand me or do I have to make good on that threat?" Bella yelled up to us.

I was scared that if I didn't follow her I wouldn't get any for two months. And man would I have a problem by then. So I ran down the stairs, two at a time. When I got down there Bella was in the kitchen getting the bottles ready for the boys. I walked over to the high chairs and sat Edward and Emmett in them. I then walked over to Bella and wrapped my hands around her from behind. She squeaked out of fright.

"Bella you know I would never hurt you or disagree with your right?" I asked.

"Of course, Jasper. Why is something wrong?" She asked.

"Well I thought that since I wasn't right behind you that I wouldn't be getting any for a while and well I hope that's not the case cause if it is then I'm going to have a problem by the time we do, do it again." I whispered.

She started laughing. What in the world is she laughing about.

"Jasper if I did that I wouldn't just be punishing you I would be punishing both of us." She said.

Oh.

Okay now this chapter is weird I know that but get over it, now if there are any mistakes then I guess both me and my beta Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale the best beta. And if you have read my profile then you would laugh about what I said id let her do if I didn't get any chapters out.

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