A/n: NOOOOO!! Gab4eva24 not more pitchforks!! Eep!! Hehe… Sorry it took me so long to update I've been pretty busy with school lately! I'm not going to go this long without updating again it's been a month or two since my last update and I feel I've let my readers down (sob) I'm so sorry!! (balls eyes out) So here's another chapter, and I decided to add Diana's reaction too cause people wanted to know hers thought I don't think it's as funny as the others sadly… Any who! Enough rambling from me! Please read and review!

Song is Love Shack by B-52s

Chapter 4: Love Shack

Batman, the Dark Knight of Gotham, had trained and focused his senses to the extreme, so he was surprisingly surprised when he noticed the angry vibe that Diana seemed to be giving off as she gulped down her punch one cup at a time. 'Hmm…' he thought as he too took a drink of his punch. 'Wait a minute!' he thought looking at his glass of punch, 'Peach schnapps?' he glanced to the stage where Flash had bounced up to and approached the mic. 'Looks like I'm going to need it' he thought, then downed his glass of punch in a couple gulps.

"Well seeing as no one else is gunna volunteer like me", Flash winked, "then we'll just have to draw a name out of the h-"

"BOX!!" All eyes in the room turned at the sound of J'onn's outburst.

"Hehe…sorry J'onn, box." Flash laughed nervously and moved over to the box.

"Uhh…" Flash said trying to figure out how to use such a high tech…box. Flash shook the contraption hoping it would spring to life, and jumped a second later when J'onn appeared beside him and pressed a big red power button on the box.

"Hehe, I was just about to get to that!" Flash exclaimed trying to cover up for his mistake. J'onn was doing his squinty eyed thing again and Flash didn't really know how to react but J'onn sat back down as a name appeared on the top of the box.

"And the next person up is Black Canary-" Flash spoke until the screen on the box flickered, "and Green Arrow?"

"Ollie I have the perfect song for us to sing!" Black Canary exclaimed while grabbing his arm and dragging him to the front. Green Arrow glanced back in time to see Booster Gold and Elongated Man snicker at him. Green Arrow sighed then turned to Black Canary when she thrust a mic in to his hand.

"What song are we going to sing?" he whispered to her.

"You'll see…" she whispered winking at him as she started up the karaoke machine.

Recognizing the song immediately Green Arrow jumped in and began to sing:

Green Arrow:

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the...

Black Canary:

Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway,
lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,

Green Arrow and Black Canary started dancing together onstage when Green Arrow sang his next part.

Green Arrow:

I got me a car, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

Green Arrow & Black Canary:

Well the Love Shack is a little old place
Where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at,
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Green Arrow: Sign says…

Black Canary: Woo!

Green Arrow:

Stay away fools,
'cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!

Black Canary:

Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

Green Arrow & Black Canary:

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby!
Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Love Shack, that's where it's at!

By now there dance moves had gotten a bit more sexual. Superman flew over to Supergirl,

"Clark don't you dare!"

"Aww…" Superman said slouching back over to his spot beside Lois. Superman sniffled, his little cousin was growing up so fast, there was no protecting her innocent eyes anymore, that and the whole 'x-ray vision' thing. 'Hehe…right.'

Green Arrow:

Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
Yeah, the whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!

Black Canary:

Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!

Green Arrow:

Folks linin' up outside just to get down

Black Canary:

Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!

Green Arrow:

Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So c'mon and bring your jukebox money!

Green Arrow & Black Canary:

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack bay-bee!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, that's where it's at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby
Knock a little louder sugar.
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Bang bang (X4)
On the door, on the door baby.
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!

Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
Dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack

By the end of the song Green Arrow and Black Canary seemed so wrapped up in each other that they didn't seem to notice everyone's shock and applause. Well they had a good excuse to not have noticed; Black Canary's legs were wrapped around Green Arrow's waist and they were making out while Ollie also tried to walk them out of the room.

"Lucky, lucky man" Booster Gold said when Ollie walked by with Dinah. Most of the men agreed with Booster Gold others were a little grossed out, especially when J'onn yelled out,

"Not in the monitor room!" And flew out of the room.

All was quiet and those with super hearing took some precautions by covering there ears.

"Ahem well that was interesting!" Flash joked on stage not expecting anyone to laugh and was surprised when a lot of the audience started clapping again and laughing.

'Looks like J'onn's Martian Punch is working!' Flash thought,

"Ok next up is…"

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