Important a/n: Once again, this was the second part in the original chapter five but I decided to break it up, so it's nothing new except the hint about who will be singing next at the bottom of the page. Also... it's pretty short, anyways the song is Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy by Big and Rich.
Disclaimer: I don't own the songs, or the artists, or any of the characters of the justice league (sadly)
Chapter 6: Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy
Flash jumped on stage ready to get the party started again,
"Ok, who wants to go next?!" he asked enthusiastically.
"I do!" Came a drunken reply from the back of the room and Vigilante stood up, downed his glass of punch and stumbled to the stage (a/n: jeez how many glasses did he have?!). Starting up the karaoke machine he tipped his hat and said,
"This one's for all the ladies."
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gunna be the same.
Vigilante walked around the room singing and winking at the girls as he passed.
Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
He kept singing as he made his way back to the stage winking at all the girls he past again, and nodding his hat to the guys who were getting jealous of his ability to make most of the girls blush.
I'm a thorough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.
Vigilante finished the song and everyone applauded and cheered, he even heard some of the girls he winked at scream, "We love you Vigilante!" Or at least that's what he thought they were screaming it was kind of hard for him to tell considering his drunken state of mind. 'Jeez I haven't felt like this since that wild party on the 4th of July.' He thought as he stumbled back to his table to take a little nap, and passed out.
Who will be the next to sing their drunken heart out? I'll give you a hint, his name rhymes with "ruperran". It can not get more obvious than that.