A/n: (sigh) go ahead...
Readers: (throw rotten fruit)
Random Reader: (throws a grand piano)
Me: (dodges) Ok hey!!! No throwing pianos!! You could hurt somebody, mainly me. Hehe yeah sorry I was gone so long, I had a bit of writers block and I've been pretty busy lately....And I'm not sure if this story will be a really big BMWW story but it will have that pairing in it for sure. Anyways on with the story:
Song-I believe in a Thing Called Love by the Darkness
Chapter 7: I Believe in a Thing Called Love
He could do this...really. It couldn't be that hard to find a song to perform that expresses the strong feelings you have for the love of your life now could it? Then perform it onstage in front of the people you see every day?
'Hehe...'
He was called many things: the Man of Steel, the Man of Tomorrow, and the Big Blue Boy Scout (not one of his favourites, though he did believe in being a good role model and that "only you can prevent forest fires"), Superman, and most of all he was considered a hero. But right now Superman didn't feel too super. He was frantically looking through the song list, trying to find a good song to dedicate to Lois, but couldn't find one that really stood out, and was getting more desperate by the minute. And you know what a desperate man does when faced with a desperate situation?
He asks Flash for advice.
"Sure Supes I know the perfect song for you to sing! It's one of my favourite love songs!" Flash exclaimed after Superman had dragged him to the side of the stage asking for his help.
"Now here's what ya gotta do..."
Flash jumped on the stage, excited to announce the next performer. He knew that this song would show another side of the "big blue boy scout" and was looking forward to the praise and thanks he would get when Superman finished the song and Lois jumped into his arms. Then they would ride off into the sunset, or, at least that's the way Flash imagined it.
At first, J'onn had been reluctant to let Flash in on the plan.
You see, it all started 3 days ago...
(Cue Law and Order "doink-doink" sound effect)
"J'onn, we have to do something about it!" Zatanna whispered frantically from their "observation" spot in the cafeteria. For the last half hour Zatanna and J'onn had been observing and discussing recent events happening between certain pairings of the JL family.
"I agree; I've also noticed a certain amount of "sexual tension" between members of the league." J'onn replied.
ZOOM
"What cha guys doing?" Flash asked excitedly, and louder than they would have liked. Zatanna pulled him down in the seat next to her trying not to attract any more attention.
"Shhhh! Flash not so loud!" Zatanna hissed.
"Oh I see...It's a secret! What are you doing? Planning a prank? Cause if you are I want in; I've been dying to get back at-"
"Shhh!" Zatanna hissed again, trying to calm down Flash.
"Actually, it's quite the opposite Flash. We are creating a plan that will put an end to some of the "sexual tension" between some members of the league, and ultimately get them together." J'onn explained.
"Oh can I help? I need something to do, I have no scheduled missions this week and you can only run around the world so many times before you get bored." Flash explained
"Uhhh..." was the intelligent reply.
"Please! Please! Please! Please!" Flash begged giving his best puppy dog eyes, hoping that he would soon be freed of his boredom.
"Very well Flash." J'onn said, and after ten minutes they had come up with two plans, Flash's idea of something he called "karaoke", and the other was to rig the missions list to always pair up specific members. And I'm sure you can guess who won that coin toss. In the end, Flash walked away the winner; more focused on the fact that they got to throw a party, than the main objective of the plan.
(Cue Law and Order "doink-doink" sound effect)
Now, when Superman jumps on the stage and sings his heart out Lois will be even more in love with him, and one of the targeted goals of the night will be completed.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" he began, getting every ones attention, especially Lois' who had noticed Clark's absence.
"Please give a round of applause for our next performer, SUPERMAN!" Flash shouted as the music started and the lights slowly faded on to reveal Superman wearing...WHAT THE HECK WAS HE WEARING?! It would seem that Flash had also suggested the wardrobe for the night because Superman was now dressed in a white cat suit with a low v-neck collar that revealed a lot of the upper half of Superman's muscular chest. The collar and cuffs of the cat suit were lined with a frilly, wavy material, which made the jumpsuit look like something from the 70's or 80's fashion era. (A/n: if you don't know what I'm talking about it's basically what the lead singer was wearing in the music video for this song.)
Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel
Superman sang, pointing to Lois and doing the actions that corresponded to the lyrics.
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!
Superman continued on in the song using a high pitch falsetto voice in order to hit the high notes.
I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
You got me in a spin but everythin' is !
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh! Guitar!
"How much punch did Superman drink?" J'onn questioned Flash as Superman proceeded to rock out on his air guitar.
ZOOM
"Half a glass" Flash stated, zooming back from Superman's seat.
"Oh boy" J'onn sighed, knowing that THE Superman, wasn't a big drinker, and therefore did not have a high tolerance for alcohol which could explain why he had asked Flash for advice.
Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!
Superman dropped down to his knees, singing the last few notes of the song and waited for the applause. The whole crowd burst out into applause and drunken laughter at the performance. Most of the crowd had enjoyed the performance but there were a lot of people laughing at the humorous situation of it. Superman walked back to his spot a bit dejected but was rewarded by a giggling Lois.
"I thought you were great Clark" she said then gave Clark a passionate kiss. Loud hoots and catcalls were heard from all around but the only thing Clark was had his mind on was the kiss and his favourite lyrics.
'Touching you, touching me, touching you, god you're touching me!'
I hope you liked it! If you didn't don't worry, Superman will have a chance to redeem his stage performance. Also I was wondering if anyone was interested in being a beta for me, I'm not really sure how the process works so I'm just asking here, PM if you're interested. Anyways please review!