Summary: Raspberyl receives a love letter from Mao…But Mao doesn't say does. In order to find out about it. All the characters will have to sing to know each other's love! Will Beryl-tan's singing awaken Mao's lusty and perverted heart? Also there is a revised version of a song that is sang in each chapter! By the way , how I write is sort of similar to me going to my first year of middle school(now)
Raspberyl had been walking in the halls to her locker, trying to open her locker…left twice to 0 to 14, right to 36, left to 0 then to 43...but it was jammed…
"Great…How can I go to Math when I can't get my math textbook?" asked Raspberyl out loud.
Then Asuka and Kyoko ran to her excitedly with Raspberyl's math text book.
"Wh-wh-Why do you have that?" asked Raspberyl with a frown.
"Look look, my lady!' said Asuka
"In the front…!" said Kyoko in a somewhat melodious-romantic voice…
Raspberyl quickly opened her book, revealing a thick love letter attached with a bit of chocolate and a pack of sweet strawberry, watermelon, and raspberry gum.
"Read the letter!" shrieked Asuka and Kyoko excitedly.
While walking in the halls to math Raspberyl read the letter. In the thickness was actually a bigger thing a little gift…a dress similar to Raspberyl but in the cutest tinges of pink, red, and light gold.
"How cute! I think you should wear that some other day." said Kyoko
"I agree! Then we can dress up as fancy girls like the picture of Hong Meiling and Patchouli Knowledge." said Asuka "Kyoko's Hong while I'm Patchouli."
Note: Hong Meiling and Patchouli Knowledge are girls from Touhou. Touhou basically only has shoot-em up games.
"By the way…Should I read it now?" asked Raspberyl finishing reading the letter to herself, then nodding at the thought as her two comrades as Touhou characters with her in a cuter version of her everyday clothes.
"We might as well…The teachers barely let the doors unlock…until we kick the door! Maybe I can use some of Hong's material arts skill to open the door!" said Asuka
"I know, maybe I can cast some spells to loosen the door, like Patchouli." said Kyoko
"Okay okay, I'll read it." said Raspberyl slowly reopening the letter, but mostly because she was thinking why both of them acted like the other one's favorite Touhou character...It must have meant something. but this time it felt stranger than when she read the letter before silently to herself…Before it seemed light. But now it felt heavy and exciting filled with magical words that simply shine in the light glistening with perfect male calligraphy.
"Dear my sweet, adorable loli Raspberyl.
I am to say this: My love for you has reached it's limits, silently I watch you. But when confessing out loud makes me nervous. But remember I love you with all my heart. Contained with this letter is an outfit similar to yours: as you see it's cute small and pink just as your cheeks blushing at the smallest yet cutest things. Golden with the brilliance you carry, shy but strong and helps everyone. Red…to show my love is not only big but it cannot be fitted in my heart all the way and must be planted somewhere else…but it can be worn everyday to show that my feelings grow every single day. Also contained are 3 flavor of gum: Strawberry for the sweetest but somewhat tart and arrogant you. Watermelon to show you are sweet yet cry and help others when needed. Raspberry: to show my knowledge of what's your favorite fruit. As a watch you silently I can not help but blush…even at the thought of you makes me smile and pink. When you are near you act soo cool but you are the sweetest and best girl that anyone would want. I would confess this to you but it's not something I would do, but also love letters you can keep, keeps your heart racing, but also is more romantic. When you are reading this or thinking about this, I will be either watching you or thinking of you. Till I write once more to you my love.
Au revoir,
Your, Secret Admirer"
After Raspberyl stopped reading the door to Math opened and they entered Math class.
But even in Math, Raspberyl's thought's drifted to the love letter…Who could have write soo clearly, soo romantically, but most of all thought up of all the words to this?
Kyoko shifted her seat next to Raspberyl to talk quietly to her. So did Asuka.
"Hey my lady…Who do you think wrote you that letter?" asked Kyoko
"Surely not Almaz. I mean he loves Sapphire…or maybe he's willing to do adultery for you…" said Asuka
"No…It can't be a teacher, or the Vato bros…or even Aurum…There is one other person left…It's my childhood friend Mao…" said Raspberyl
"Are you sure? Have you ever seen Mao write?" asked Kyoko
"Yes…But it's not Mao's handwriting…I mean…It doesn't sound like Mao, except for the part that he won't confess his love to me in person." said Raspberyl smoothing her horn.
"We'll ask him at lunch." said Asuka pressing her hands together and opened a book.
At Lunch…
Mao rarely came to school but today he wanted to stalk Almaz to see his 'crush rating' apparently 1100/100... Mao was recording it all in cursive and when Raspberyl took a peek, it didn't look like the calligraphy in the letter at all…Raspberyl felt a little disappointed… Supposedly child hood friends eventually developed feelings for each other when they got older. But what Raspberyl didn't notice was that Mao was writing another letter.
"Oh uhm…Mao?" asked Raspberyl clasping her soft hands behind her back.
"What do you want Beryl?" asked Mao pushing his glasses back on his face.
"I was wondering if you liked any girls." said Raspberyl looking at the floor
"Hmm…Not really…The girls I sexually harass aren't my type…" said Mao stuffing his notebook back in his coat pocket.
"I mean…Not those girls…but girls that was your friend but developed feelings for them." said Raspberyl
"No…Why do you ask?" asked Mao feeling sweaty.
"I got this love letter and it sort of sounds like you wrote it." said Raspberyl
"I haven't wrote any letters. Except to my mother when she was sick and was in the hospital when I was 506 and to forge letters to the teachers explaining why I don't bother going to school." said Mao sadly his crimson eyes looking down with the small fragrant of water in both of his eyes.
Raspberyl remembered that time. Mao was a wreck. When his mother died he blamed himself for her death. But Raspberyl kept trying to console him telling him, his mother was happy that he at least wrote to her trying to cheer her up but always thought of her. But now Mao seemed like a child in complete solitude not including Sapphire and Almaz with him.
"Well I better go. But I like girls who can sing really good." added Mao, trying to leave.
When Kyoko and Asuka heard it, they jumped to their feet and said to him…towering over him.
"How about we sing to you everyday and you have to eventually tell us who you like." said Kyoko
"Starting today. My lady please sing a song!" said Asuka
"What do you want me to sing?" asked Raspberyl
"A song that describes you that you sing everyday and another song." said Mao
"I got it! My lady sing a revised version of Tsurupettan by Silver Forest." said Kyoko snapping her fingers
"Yes! Let's start! Band start playing!" said Asuka pointing her fingers over to the band.
Note: Listen to Tsurupettan by Silver Forest on YouTube…and you'll see how I revised it. By the way some of the lyrics are wrong Raspberyl was born into the Netherworld not the human world. Also some of the lyrics don't have romaji in it sorry! I also recommend you watch and listen to the subbed version of the song to make sure you get with Asuka, Kyoko, Sapphire, and Mao talking.
Raspberyl started singing and sang this( by the way Asuka and Kyoko sing different parts.)
Raspberyl: Flat, flat, smooth and flat/Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
Flat, flat, smooth and flat!/Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake/Pettan Pettan Mochipettan!
Flat, flat, flat-chested/Pettan Petan mune pettan
Today I'll sneakily hide in the trees again and keep stalking Mao!/Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurrete Mao no yousu wo stalking!
I'll wait and steal some of the bean buns and sacred wines from the offerings/osonoaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui
The little girl who throws parties every three days is actually a really heavy drinker!/Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou
She sticks out her arms when she runs, is she going for a cute look?/Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru
This oni/Hito no yo ni
(Evil spirit begone)/Akuryou taisan
Born into the world of humans/umareshi oni wo
(Don't turn all squishy!)/puyopuyo suru na-!
Will be buried/yami ni e to
(Douman seiman)
In the darkness/Houmure ya
(Miko Miko Mao, Miko Miko Mao, Miko Miko Mao Yeah!)/Miko Miko Mao, Miko Miko Mao, Miko Miko Mao hai!
Flat, flat, smooth and flat/Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
(Asuka: Kyoko-sama what's tsurupettan?)
Raspberyl: Flat, flat, smooth and flat/Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
(Kyoko: A flat chest is a status symbol!)
Raspberyl: Flat, flat, flat as a pancake/Pettan Pettan mochipettan!
(Asuka: Tsurupettan? It means the strongest, right?)
Raspberyl: Flat, flat, flat-chested/Pettan Pettan Mune pettan!
(Mao: Wha-wha-what are you saying? Guilty! Guilty!)
Raspberyl: (There's still more to go!)
Flat, flat, smooth and flat/Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
Flat, flat, smooth and flat/Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake/Pettan Pettan mochipettan!
(Asuka: Kyoko-sama what does tsurupettan mean?)
(Kyoko: It's too early for you, Asuka)
Flat, flat, flat-chested/Pettan Pettan munepettan!
(Let's go!)
Flat, flat, smooth and flat/Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!
Flat, flat, harupittan /Pettan Pettan harupittan !
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake/Pettan Pettan mochipettan!
(Asuka: I beat Shanghai, I beat Shanghai, I beat Shanghai, I beat Shanghai…)
Flat, flat, flat-chested/Pettan Pettan Mune pettan!
(hai hai)
(Asuka: Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl/youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo
Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl/youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo)
(Raspberyl: Don't call me smooth-sand-flat-chested /Tsurupeta tte iu naa)
(Kyoko: Beryl Beryl flat-chest Beryl/Beryl Beryl tsurupeta Beryl
Beryl Beryl flat-chest Beryl/Beryl Beryl tsurupeta Beryl)
(Raspberyl: Don't call me a stalker!/Stalker tte iu naa)
Cute little dance Beryl, Asuka, and Kyoko do for a bit…
I can hear footsteps coming up behing me again today, Oyashiro-sama is stalking!!
Curses, disappearances, sacrifices, torture, demoning away, and sneak-eating?
This oni(Evil spirit begone!)
Born into the world of humans(Don't turn all squishy!)
Will be buried(Douman seiman)
In the darkness(Miko Miko Mao, Miko Miko Mao, Miko Miko Mao, yeah!)
Flat, flat, flat and smooth
(Asuka: Being tsurupettan, eh? Pettan na no ka)
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
(Kyoko: Pettan, Pettan, tsurupettan)
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
(Asuka: Kyoko-san, Kyoko-san, what's tsurupettan? A new poison?)
Flat-flat- flat-chested
(Kyoko: It's Harupetta!)
(There's still more to go?)
Flat, flat, smooth and flat,
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested(Let's go!)
Flat, flat, smooth and flat!
Flat, flat, harupettan
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested(hai hai)
Asuka: Little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl, little girl, little girl, flat-chested little girl
Raspberyl: Don't call me smooth-and-flat-chested!
Kyoko: Beryl, Beryl, flat-chested Beryl, Beryl, Beryl, flat-chested Beryl
Raspberyl: Don't call me a stalker!
Flat, flat, smooth and flat,
Flat, flat, smooth, and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
(Sapphire: Why am I here…?)
Flat, flat, flat-chested(Let's go!)
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
(Mao(blush): Being petite is soo cute!)
Flat, flat, harupittan
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
(Asuka: Master spark!! Disgusting, ze!!)
Flat, flat, flat-chested(hai hai)
"I don't believe I should have been versing in that but…I have to go." said Mao dashing out the door, yet he looked very excited.
"You heard him right? He was blushing when he said "Being petite is soo cute." said Asuka
"It has to be! We just have to stalk him to tell the truth!" said Kyoko
"Okay then…New goal! Stalk Mao until he tells the truth!" said Raspberyl
Cliffhanger: Okay Next chapter will start of with singing this song Tsurupettan! Then we will conduct the mysterious calligraphy of Mao! Will it be all done or will Mao stay silent about his true love be Eternal? By the way...I know earlier what I said about Math class was wrong. although Kyoko is dressing like Hong and Asuka is dressing like Patchouli, they like to do the other character's abilities. But technically they do better in their own Touhou character's abilities.