When I was stationed on Coruscant to get my new general almost everyone wanted me because I was an ingenious military strategist. Word was I was getting Windu (yeah Windu I thought Jedi were compassionate and they give me him. Hypocrites) I was thinking a way to get my own position when I met this Togruta teenager I was in my thinking phase so I was a little less then freindly to her.
"What are you looking at kid?"
"You" Is she trying to get killed
"So stop and look at someone else"
"I don't want to"
"Too bad move on kid " she clearly did not like the word kid
"No just because you are in a bad mood doesn't mean you can yell at everyone"
"Yes it does" and I put my hand on my gun and released the safety.
Yeah I know threatening being a bully but she was ticking me off
"No it doesn't" and she put her hand on her lightsaber.
"That's a training saber"
"How do you know?"
"Because you don't have your padawan braids"
"Fine first Windu now You I'm making everyone yell now huh"
"How'd you get Windu mad?"
"By entering the Sacred Room of Serenity and listening to the Beatles" she said in a sarcastic tone
Perfect
"Want to get him back?" I said as I came up with the perfect plan
"You know it"
"You got a name kid?"
"Ahsoka Tano" I think I like this kid
Next Morning
You just cause I wear the uniform means I can go wherever I want. I passed Ahsoka and gave me the keycard to the whatever room of blah blah as we passed. I entered and locked myself in the room.
Mace Windu's POV
Today I get to meet the infamous Venom.
I hope he's nothing like Skywalker.
Well I guess its
"Hellooooo Jedi today we are going to here some of the
Is that a clone's voice.
"Here's the Beatles with the second best song ever "All You Need is Love"
Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.
Love, Love, Love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It's easy.
Nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It's easy.
All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.
All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.
Nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.
All you need is love (All together, now!)
All you need is love. (Everybody!)
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need (love is all you need)
(love is all you need) (love is all you need)
(love is all you need) Yesterday (love is all you need)
(love is all you need) (love is all you need)
Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
love is all you need, love is all you need, love is all you need, love is all you need, oh yeah oh hell yea! love is all you need love is all you need love is all you need.
When I find whoever did this I will no. Take a deep breath
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force
"Now it's time for Poker Face"
THAT'S IT
3 songs later
Venoms POV
Perfect Windu hates me
"He completely blah blah blah" says Windu
"Yeah and he yadda yadda yadda" says Obi-Wan
"but he is completely totally awesome" says Anakin
"Thank you Skywalker" Anakin is awesome
"What did I say" oh never
"Oh I'm in my own little world"
"so you didn't listen to a word I said"
"Nope"
"Well since paying attention were you not we decided that a legion you should lead" Yoda said
"Because yadda yadda yadda i wasn't paying attention much after that
That's how I got my own command position.