Note to Inspector Brown: Yeah, I prefer the Dreadmill to the Dizzy Dummy as well, but I'll be alternating between the two, so you'll be seeing Dreadmill action in the next 'episode'.

Episode 1: The Dizzy Dummy

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"We are now approaching round three of our intense obstacle course." SSBFreak said. "We have six players left, but the Wipeout Zone, our final challenge, only has room for four. We must eliminate two more people before we can continue."

"For a reminder, here are our final six again." Tinyrocket said. "Max Goof and Drake Sypher are our remaining athletes, but they have to deal with military man Major Flak, energetic Muto, and our remaining feisty females, Keira Haggai and Sybil Pandemik."

"A good bunch, but this next challenge is sure to bring two of them down…"

The camera showed a small pool with a floating platform on it. There were two routes back to shore, one with many bars held up by one post each and the other with a series of two pole vaults. The floating platform in the middle had a device with six slots on it, which was spinning around.

"This is the Dizzy Dummy. Everyone will get on it and be spun around until they're all good and dizzy." Tinyrocket explained. "Once the horn blares, the dizzy players must then make it back to shore using a specific route. The first route is the Crazy Beams, a series of platforms that could potentially rotate. The second route is the Pole Vault, where players must vault to one platform, then vault again to land on the shore."

"The first one to cross the route moves onto the Wipeout Zone, and we will alternate routes until we have our final four. Once one person crosses, everyone else must get back on the Dizzy Dummy, spin again and take the other route." SSBFreak said. "Another note is that should someone fall into the water, they'll have to swim all the way back to the start of the route and try again, hoping that the others will take a dive as well."

"Looks like they're getting ready to start, so let's go down to Orange Sora, whom will be interviewing the people that make it into the Wipeout Zone."

The camera went outside, to show the Dizzy Dummy, which all six of the finalists had been hooked up to. Orange Sora stood on the shore.

"Hey, guys. Our six finalists are pumped and ready to go, so why don't we get things started?" Orange Sora asked.

A horn blared and the Dizzy Dummy quickly started spinning around, taking everyone for a wild ride. While most of the players were simply looking ahead and getting a strategy ready, Sybil 

had her eyes closed and Major Flak kept his eyes on a distant tree, rotating his head as the Dizzy Dummy spun.

"And Round One is underway!" Tinyrocket said.

"Sybil strategy is the classic 'close your eyes so you don't see things moving' plan." SSBFreak said. "Meanwhile, Major Flak appears to have his eyes on a stationary object."

"The first route the players must take is the Crazy Beams." Tinyrocket explained. "Let's see how well our dizzy players can navigate them."

The horn blared again as the Dizzy Dummy stopped spinning. The six racers jumped out of their slots and staggered towards the Crazy Beams. Keira stumbled and collapsed onto all fours on the way over.

"Already the effects of the Dizzy Dummy are weighing down our players." SSBFreak noted. "I think everyone's on equal ground here."

Max arrived at the edge of the platform first and jumped onto the first beam, causing it to rotate a little bit. Sypher was right behind him and jumped onto a beam as well.

"Max and Sypher are off to a good start. They've each managed to grab hold of a Crazy Beam."

"But everyone else is right behind them. Sybil and Muto are getting ready to jump onto the beams as well."

As Max and Sypher jumped to the next beams, Sybil and Muto jumped onto the first. However, Sybil didn't get a good grip and instantly fell into the water.

"Tough break for Sybil. Now she has to try again."

"Not that it really matters. She doesn't have far to swim."

As Sybil swam back to the platform, Major Flak jumped and grabbed hold of a beam. Muto crossed to his next beam, providing Keira access to the first one by jumping onto it. Meanwhile, Max and Sypher had both managed to cross three beams, but Max lost his footing and toppled into the water. Sypher went down right behind him.

"Oh! Both of our remaining athletes are in the water! Now they have to try again!"

"I guess Max underestimated his balance while dizzy and went straight into the water. Sypher apparently thought it was a game of follow-the-leader and went in right after him."

"This gives Muto a huge advantage, because he's currently the one in the lead."



Muto was only three beams away from the platform and made a jump for the next one. Unfortunately, he landed on it awkwardly and fell into the water. Seeing this, Major Flak quickly jumped to another beam, putting himself in the lead over Keira and Sybil, whom was slowly catching up.

However, in was no use for either of the girls. Major Flak finally reached the last beam. Once he did, it was just a quick jump to the platform on the shore.

"That's it! We have our first finalist!" SSBFreak said.

"Major Flak has managed to land a spot in the Wipeout Zone!" Tinyrocket added.

"Now everyone else is going to have to spin again and try to route with the Pole Vaults."

"Major Flak, you're the first person in the Wipeout Zone." Orange Sora said. "How does that feel?"

"Wow. I feel great. I joined this thinking it would be a breeze, but it's actually been a bit of a challenge." Major Flak admitted. "I commend you soldiers for building such a challenging obstacle course."

"You haven't seen anything yet, major." Orange Sora said with a smirk. "There's still the Wipeout Zone."

"I look forward to it." Major Flak said with a smirk.

The remaining five players were loaded back onto the Dizzy Dummy and were sent on another spin. Like before, Sybil had her eyes closed, but now Max and Keira were using Major Flak's strategy and rotating their heads as they spun.

"Round Two is underway and the five remaining players are back on the Dizzy Dummy."

"Now they need to do two successful pole vaults on the second route to advance."

The horn blared and the five contestants stumbled away from the Dizzy Dummy. Sybil collapsed and Max fell shortly afterwards. Muto reached the first set of poles first and attempted a pole vault, but crashed into the platform he was supposed to land on and fell into the water.

"Muto's going to have to swim back and try that again!"

"This gives everyone else a better chance. Let's see what happens."

As Max and Keira reached the poles, Sypher and Sybil vaulted over. Syper hit the platform and fell into the water, but Sybil managed to land the vault and land on the platform. On the shore, Major Flak and Orange Sora laughed as Sypher crashed into the water.



"Sybil's across! She's halfway there!"

"She'd better hurry, because the others are coming as well!"

Max and Keira vaulted over and they both managed to land. However, as they did, Sybil had already vaulted. Unfortunately, she didn't get enough momentum and toppled to the side while she was still in the air. Sybil landed in the water as Muto got ready to try the first vault again.

"So close! Sybil was real close to landing on the platform, but she didn't get enough speed going!"

"This could be the break Max and Keira need! Can they land it?"

Keira vaulted first with Max right behind her. Max had the same problem Sybil had and toppled into the water and Keira crashed into the final platform, falling n as well.

"I guess not…"

Muto had vaulted again and managed to land on the first platform, but when he tried the second vault, he missed the final platform completely and fell into the water. Sypher and Sybil also managed to land on the first platform as Max and Keira climbed out of the water.

"Sypher and Sybil are now in the same position as Max and Keira!"

"Can they wield different results, though…"

The two vaulted almost simultaneously, but Sypher crashed into the platform and fell headlong into the water. Sybil was much luckier and landed somewhat clumsily on the final platform.

"Sybil's done it! She is officially the second person in the Wipeout Zone!"

"Wow! She managed to do it before Max and Sypher, even!"

"Well, everyone else needs to get back on the Dizzy Dummy to attempt the Crazy Beams again."

"You did it, Sybil! You're in the Wipeout Zone!" Orange Sora said. "You're officially one of the four people going for the prize of fifty grand!"

"This is amazing!" Sybil cheered. "I can't believe I've made it this far!"

"You think you'll surprise yourself on the Wipeout Zone?"

"I certainly hope so." Sybil nodded hopefully.

A little reluctantly, the four remaining players spun around on the Dizzy Dummy, starting to look a little weakened.

"Here we go, starting Round Three." SSBFreak explained. "None of the four remaining contestants look very excited, anymore."

"Well, what do you expect? This is the third time they've been on the Dizzy Dummy." Tinyrocket pointed out.

The horn blared again and the four players staggered towards the Crazy Beams. Keira and Sypher reached the edge of the platform first and jumped down, grabbing the first beams. As Keira slowly turned the beam to face the next, Max slowly stood up on his beam, then jumped towards the next one, latching onto it.

"Max is off to a good start, and Keira is slowly, but surely, following him."

Sypher and Muto jumped onto their beams and managed to catch them, but by the time they had, Max had already jumped to his third beam.

"Looking good. All four players are out on the beams and no one's fallen in, yet."

"Max has a pretty good lead. He may want to slow down and take it easy…"

Max had indeed put a good amount of distance between him and Keira, whom was currently in second place. Max landed on the second-to-last beam and nearly lost his balance, but managed to hold on and stay in the race.

"See what I mean? If he takes it too fast, he'll fall in the water for sure."

Max managed to keep his balance long enough and quickly crossed onto the final platform. Keira, Sypher and Muto sighed as they jumped into the water again.

"And in the fastest round yet, Max has managed to secure a spot in the finals!"

"That leaves just one spot left. Who's going to take it?"

"Max, that was done amazingly fast!" Orange Sora said. "How'd you do it?"

"I just told myself that it was either finish first or go another round on that sickness machine." Max replied. "I don't think my stomach could have handled another round on that thing."

"Well, it worked! You're in the Wipeout Zone!"

"I know! That's awesome! A one-in-four chance at fifty grand!"

The final three contestants got back on the Dizzy Dummy and were sent on one final spin, all three of them starting to look sick.



"Which of these three will make it? Keira Haggai, Drake Sypher or Muto?"

"One final Pole Vault will decide it!"

The horn blared again as the three dizzy contestants staggered towards the pole vault, at the same pace for once. Reaching the poles at the same time, the three prepared to vault. Sypher was the first to act, but crashed into the platform again, falling headfirst into the water.

"Down goes Sypher! This late in the game, that's not good!"

Keira and Muto vaulted over to the first platform and landed safely on top of it. As they did, Sypher climbed out of the water for another try.

"Sypher's back up, but Muto and Keira are already preparing for the second vault!"

Keira went first, but let go of the pole too early, she hit the final platform and fell into the water. Muto took a deep breath and vaulted himself over to the platform, but didn't go fast enough and toppled over. As Muto hit the water, Sypher landed on the first platform.

"Keira and Muto go down and Sypher just needs one more vault!"

"Can he do it?"

Sypher inhaled deeply and pole vaulted over the water, landing on the second platform and finishing the run.

"And he does!" SSBFreak said. "Sypher made it!"

"Well, tough luck for Keira and Muto, because Sypher has taken the final spot in the Wipeout Zone!"

"Sypher, you did it." Orange Sora said. "You are officially one of the four people in the race for the fifty grand."

"Man, I thought I wasn't gonna make it for a second." Sypher panted with a smile. "But I did it. I'm in the finals!"

"You think you have what it takes to conquer the Wipeout Zone?"

"Bring it on!" Sypher challenged.

"Well, that does it. We now have our final four players." SSBFreak said.

"For a recap, let's take another look." Tinyrocket said.

1 – Major Flak

2 – Sybil Pandemik

3 – Max Goof

4 – Drake Sypher

(Out)

5 – Muto

6 – Keira Haggai

"We have our four finalists, but before we can award that fifty grand, we have one final task they must perform." SSBFreak said.

"That's right. These four are the best from today, but do they have what it takes to face the Wipeout Zone?" Tinyrocket asked.

The camera showed a night shot of a huge obstacle course in the middle of a large pool.

"We'll soon find out."