Howdy y'all! Y'all doing well? Yes? Good. Well, I hope you know it's not much longer; maybe a couple more chapters, and then this will be done. I hope you guys have enjoyed it, however.

Enjoy!

Simply,

Sam.

Disclaimer:

Me: Okay, in all honestly, I enjoy doing this. It's fun. I like the disclaimers, so don't judge me! So… I'm NOT GOING TO SAY IT!

Random guy in mask: Hello.

Me: Er….. Who is ju?

Random Guy in Mask: You've seen me in your wildest dreams.

Me: MORGAN FREEMAN?

Random Guy in Mask: o.O No….

Me: Right…. I knew that….

Random Guy in Mask: *Takes off mask revealing Adrian, from Vampire Academy* It is I, the man of your dreams.

Me: But you're not Morgan Freeman!

Adrian:…. What?

Me:…. Uh… Nothing… What I meant to say is….. OH MY GOSHNESS! ADRIAN! YOU'RE SO HOT!

Adrian:… Okay *shrug* I'll take it. Yes, I know I'm hot. Now, say the disclaimer.

Me: I don't want to.

Adrian: *Reviewing the last disclaimers* What if I read Frostbite to you?

Me: Nope, I actually like that one.

Adrian: My autobiography?

Me: I'm sure it's good.

Adrian: Took off my shirt?

Me: You'd do that either way.

Adrian:… So what am I supposed to do?

Me: *shrug*

Adrian:….. Ima bite chu!

Me: Holy crap! Adrian, you're cute and all hon, but I don't want to get bitten!

Adrian: Then say it!

Me: Dang! Okay, I don't own any of these characters, Cassandra Clare does. The only things I own are Jack Lavensky, Lacey, and this particular plot. Happy?

Adrian: Thank you.

Me:…. Now take off your shirt?

Adrian: *shrug* Okay. *Takes off shirt*

Me: Ohhhh…. Pretty…..

"Clary! Let's go, doll!" Isabelle yells, hopping down the hallway towards Clary. Clary turns to look at her and gives her an odd look. "Clary, we'll be late!"

"For what?" Clary asks.

"For your bachelorette party, girlie!"

"Izzy, I can't. Jack will be here, he'll have nothing to do tonight."

"Nonsense, Jack is being kept busy tonight, I promise!" Isabelle says, tugging on Clary's arm.

"How?" Clary asks.

"How what?"

"How is he being kept busy?"

"How is who being kept busy?" Isabelle asks innocently.

"Isabelle!" Clary hops up in down in annoyance.

"Okay, okay. Luke, Jace, Magnus, and Alec are keeping him busy." Isabelle says with a laugh.

"Alec and Magnus are here? Really? Why didn't anyone tell me?" Clary runs towards the kitchen once Izzy points the way to her. "Magnus! Alec!" She yells running into the kitchen towards Magnus' waiting arms.

"My darling Shadowhunter!" Magnus exclaims, lifting Clary and twirling her around in the air. "How have you been, you blushing bride you?"

Clary laughs. "I've been great. You look great, by the way. And Alec! You look magnificent!"

Alec laughs as he puts his arms around her, giving her a hug. "Well, how have you been, Clary?"

"I have been good. So you guys are here for the wedding, right?"

Magnus says, "No, we're here for the new gay club opening up down the block. Did you know they have men dressed up as the village people in cages, dancing? I am so looking forward to it! Of course we're here for the wedding, you little idiot." Everyone in the room laughs at Magnus' sarcasm.

"Well, this reunion is very heartwarming, sweetheart, but it's time to get a move one." Isabelle says, pulling Clary out of the room.

All the women screamed as the dancer took off his shirt, Clary giggling and blushing the entire time. "Izzy, I'm going to kill you!"

"Yes, but you still love it!" Isabelle slipped a dollar into one of the other dancers underwear.

There were three dancers throughout the room and all the women were enjoying themselves immensely. Isabelle had invited Jocelyn, Maia, Lacey, and a couple other women Clary had never even met before, but that apparently Isabelle knew.

"So, you want to put a dollar in my underwear?" The dancer asked Clary, turning around and pushing his butt out towards Clary so she can place the money in his underwear. Isabelle laughs and eggs her on. Clary stuffs the dollar bill in the dancers underwear before turning away and laughing.

"So, how you liking your bachelorette party, Clary?" Isabelle asks her 20 minutes later.

"I like it, but I'm pretty sure everyone else is enjoying it more than I am."

"Well, I sure am! You see that one? He said, that for me, he'd pull in some overtime, free of charge. Can you believe that?"

"What? Really? You didn't take him up for it, did you?"

"Of course I did! He's smoking hot! And, he's not a mundie!"

"What? How can you tell? Oh. Never mind. Just saw the 'tattoo'."

Isabelle laughs. "Yep, he's a Shadowhunter. A hunky Shadowhunter. Oh, I think it's love." Isabelle says, laughing and dragging Clary towards the stage. "Stay there." Isabelle says, pushing Clary onto a stage. "I've got a surprise." Isabelle walks over to the DJ and whispers something in his ear.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are going to have a special treat tonight!" The DJ announced. "Today, in this club, we have two blushing brides to be! And our special treat is: These girls will be giving you a little show, and you'll tell us who you think deserves to be our Bride of the Month!" Everyone cheered as another woman is pushed onto the stage. "Now, let's start judging, so girls, start dancing!"

A song came on and Clay and the other woman just stood there, looking embarrassed. "Clary, dance your ass off, girl!" Isabelle yelled out, jumping up and down.

"Straight flush." Alec said, winning the round of poker. All the boys sighed, throwing down their cards and sitting back.

"Well, I am now officially broke." Jace said, sighing and taking a swig of beer.

"As am I." Luke said.

"Well, boys, I am mighty disgusted by you all." Magnus said calmly, standing from his chair. All the boys looked up at him, confused. "This is a bachelor party, for Mr. Lavensky and all we're doing is sitting around, playing poker and drinking beer. I bet you that Clary right at this moment is stuffing a dollar bill into some dancers underwear."

"Oh, no, Clary and I agreed no strippers. We don't think it's very classy." Jack said.

Magnus looked at Jace. "No one cares, Lavensky, if it's classy or not. It's tradition to get drunk and sleep with a stripper before your wedding. Everyone knows this. Alec and I did the exact same thing for our parties."

"Yeah, actually, we did." Alec agreed.

All the boys groaned. "You guys, shut the hell up. No one wants to hear it, okay?" Jace said. "Now, Magnus is right. This is supposed to be fun. To hell with whether it's classy or not. It's fun, and a tradition, and that's all that ever matters, if you ask me."

"Well no one did, Jace, so shut the hell up." Alec said and everyone laughed.

"Well… I mean, if you guys think it'll be fun, I don't see why not.." Jack said, hesitantly.

"Atta boy!" Magnus said, slapping Jack on the back. "Now, I know a great strip club-"

Jace interrupted him. "Magnus let me take care of this one. Everyone in the car, we're going to Hollywood Nights!"

Jace laughed at the look Jack had on his face as the girl gave him a lap dance. He looked like he'd never gotten one before. Poor man probably hadn't, seeing as how it's not classy. Jace looked to his right, and saw Alec and Magnus making out in one of the booths and smiled to himself. It's funny how, at first, Alec would've never thought of kissing Magnus in public, and now it's like second nature to him. He looked away after a few more seconds because it started getting a little too… detailed and it was a little gross for him to watch. He looked to his left and saw Luke talking on the phone, drinking a beer, in a booth. He was probably speaking with his wife, Jocelyn, even though she was more than likely at a club for Clary's bachelorette party as well.

Two hours later, with a passed out Jack, a disgruntled Alec and Magnus (Jace had stopped them before they got to the "good part" as they called it, saying it was time to go home) and a slightly drunk Luke. Jace had designated himself the driver, so he didn't drink at all at the club and was now trying to lug everyone to their respective rooms without making too much noise. Once Jack was in bed, Alec and Magnus were in their room doing God knows what, and Luke was in the guest room, Jace heard the girls arrive. Funny, he thought they were already home.

"Yo, keep it down, everyone's in bed already." He said as the elevator opened and Isabelle squealed.

"Help me get her into bed?" Jocelyn asked, throwing Isabelle towards Jace. He momentarily thought about letting her fall, but then decided against it and caught her. He dragged her to her room and then told Jocelyn to go to bed, that he would take care of Clary.

"By the way, where are Maia and Lacey?" Jace asked before Jocelyn went to her room.

"Maia went back home with Simon. She was really drunk, haha. And Lacey left early." Jocelyn laughed quietly before turning and walking to the guest room with Luke.

"Well, let's go, little girl." Jace said to Clary as he picked her up and carried her to her room. Quietly he walked into her room and placed her on the bed beside Jack. He sighed as he closed the door. He would've taken her to his room, but if anyone found out, there'd be hell to pay, seeing as how tomorrow was the wedding.

An hour later, a still slightly drunk Clary walked up into the garden and saw Jace there. Twenty minutes later, they were kissing. Ten minutes after that, they were in his room. And 7 hours later, at 10 in the morning, Clary woke up with a slight headache and in bed. In Jace's bed.

Sorry, I know it took long, but I hope you guys enjoyed it! And there is about one chapter left, I believe. And, if you liked this, maybe you'll like my other story. It's based on Vampire Academy. If you like it, please read and comment. And of course, review and comment on this one!

Thanks!

Simply,

Sam.