Well thanks for all the reviews! I enjoyed reading them! I shall continue writing...well, typing! Anyways, here ya go!
I heard voices as my eyes were coming back in focus. How long was I out? I could guess, two minutes. I woke up to hearing Heather and Terra's voices.
"Oh my gosh!" Heather gasped.
"Who are you?" A mechanical voice asked. I could guess that it was Ratchet.
"My name is Terra, this is Heather, and the unconscious one is Zoey," Terra replied.
"Where did you come from?" Sam Witwicky asked.
"A better question is where are we? We can't really be inside the movie, can we?!" Terra said.
"Oh my gosh you're Shia Lebeouf!" Heather squeaked as she charged the astonished boy, bouncing up and down uncontrollably.
"Who? No, I'm Sam Witwicky!" He replied.
"No! You're an actor...aren't you? You're not real! It's just a movie and you're just a professional actor!" Heather argued.
"I'm not an actor! I'm in high school!" He said.
"No, you're like twenty-something! By the way, you're much hotter in person!" Heather replied and then yelled, "OW!" After Terra dug her elbow into Heather's ribs.
"Heather!" Terra moaned, and then whispered, "I think we may not be in Kansas anymore!" (Totally stole that from the Wizard of Oz. In case you didn't catch that ^_^)
"Um, I don't appreciate you saying that about my boyfriend!" Mikaela said, while she approached them.
"W-wait. You...you mean m-me?" Sam stuttered then yelled, "YES!!!!!!"
"No, you're not really together! And in the movie you don't hook up until the end! You're just actors! You're not really real! You're not-WHOA!" Heather yelled as a giant hand picked her up.
"How do ya know so much, lil' lady?" The giant robot known as Jazz asked as he picked her up.
"Oh my gosh! You're Jazz! Wohoo! You're my favorite!" Heather squealed as Jazz just studied her in confusion.
"Your favorite what?!" Ratchet asked, exasperated.
I sighed, reluctantly sitting up. I hopped off of the dumpster and looked up.
"WHOA you guys are much bigger in person!" I squeaked as Optimus Prime squatted down to look at me. He held out his hand for me to get on. I nodded and reluctantly obliged. Heights were not my thing!
"What are your two friends speaking about?" He asked me.
"Are you spies for the Decepticons? If so, I shall terminate!" Ironhide threatened, pointing his gigantic cannons at Terra.
"Ah!" She screamed as she leaned away from the humming cannons. Her eyes widened as he prepared to fire!
"No!" I yelled, panicking. My heart rate was skyrocketing, "We're not! We don't know how we got here!"
"Ironhide!" Optimus bellowed, making everyone jump, "You know we don't harm humans! What is with you?!"
"Well...I just needed information," Ironhide explained uncomfortably, "I wasn't going to damage her."
"Next time use your processor before your cannons!" Ratchet scolded, scooping up the traumatized Terra in his hands.
"Now, what were you saying...Zoey?" Optimus asked me.
"Well, in our world, we live on earth...but you guys don't exist. We have made movies about you though...and we got the names right!" I explained, "We had just watched your movie last night. And we got sucked into it!"
"Well that's...different," Ratchet said, "Do you have knowledge on how to transport yourselves back?"
"Nope!" Heather replied from Jazz's hands, "We have no idea how we got here! This is so amazing, though! We know how it's going to end!"
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
"Well, yeah," Terra said, "When you make a move, you have to end it."
"What happens?" Sam asked.
"You guys totally beat the crap out of the Decepticons!" Heather yelled.
"AWESOME!" Jazz said.
"But there is a sad thing..." I began, "A lot of people die. Including you, Jazz."
"WHAT?!?!?!" Optimus, Bumblebee, Ratchet and Ironhide yelled.
"I-I'm gonna die?" Jazz asked me.
"Only because you're dumb enough not to shut up when Megatron attacks you!" Heather yelled, eyes getting teary.
"We could always repair those who were damaged," Ratchet argued.
"Not when they're ripped in half!" Terra said.
That caused another simultaneous, "WHAT?! "
"Well, Jazz didn't move when Megatron came flying down attacking. He grabbed Jazz, and of course Jazz insulted him. That caused Megatron to rip him in half," I explained.
"Just words of wisdom here: in the battles, when Megatron swoops down...MOVE! And if he catches you, just shut up!" Heather said.
"You could prove very useful in battle," Ratchet said to himself.
"We cannot endanger their lives!" Optimus yelled, obviously horrified, "It is their choice! We cannot choose for them!"
"Of course we would help you!" I shouted, causing everyone's gaze to fall upon me.
"Why would you wish to assist us?" Ratchet asked.
"Because you're the good guys!" Heather yelled.
"And we REALLY want you to win! This is a parallel Earth! You guys don't need us...but we could help," Terra said.
"Why should we trust you?" Mikaela asked, "How do we know you're not lying! You could be lying!"
"I agree," Ironhide said.
"But then how could we know so much?" I asked.
"You could easily be Decepticon spies," Ironhide explained.
"But they hate us! They want to destroy us and this planet!" Terra argued, "Why in the world would we help them?"
"I'd rather be road kill!" Heather said.
"That could be arranged!" Ironhide threatened.
"IRONHIDE!" Optimus warned, loudly. I covered my ears. Would it kill the guy to stay incognito...I'm pretty sure the entire street could've heard that!
"On...only if you're spies," He said.
"Nice save," I mumbled. Thankfully, only Optimus heard me. He chuckled lightly.
"It seems that you shall be very valuable to our team," Ratchet mused.
"Reunited and it feels so good, reunited 'cause we understood," Bumblebee quoted. Ok, I was guessing he was getting every station on his radio.
"Peaches and Herb, really?" Sam said.
We all burst into laughter. All except the confused Autobots. I guessed they didn't really understand earth humor yet.
"So do we have an agreement?" Ratchet asked impatiently.
"Yes," I said, calming myself down, "How 'bout you two?"
"Of course," Heather said between fits of laughter.
"Terra?" I asked, studying her face, deep in thought.
"Why can't you see? You belong with me," Bumblebee quoted. Great, now Taylor Swift!?
"Ok not helping, dude," Sam said, staring at the now break dancing Bumblebee.
"Can't touch this," Now MC Hammer, what next? I just rolled my eyes.
"Bumblebee, shut your vocal box before I shut it permanently!" Ratchet threatened.
I looked at Ratchet nervously. Ok, note to self, don't get on Ratchet or Ironhide's bad side!
"Hmm," Ratchet said taking a step closer to me. I backed up as far as I could in Optimus's hand. I backed into his chest. Wow that hurt, "Zoey's adrenaline level suggests that she is anxious."
"Yeah, maybe," I said, rubbing the back of my aching head, "But not anymore! So what's your answer Terra."
"Check yes or no," Bumblebee sang, quoting George Strait. Ok, someone was getting carried away.
"Well, of course...but I was just thinking. HOW are we going to get back, Zoey?" She replied.
I looked down, nervous, then replied, "Well right now, let's just worry about the main problem here. Sam, your glasses are in your backpack. And guys, when he says wait, he means fall back and STAY PARKED in your vehicle mode on the street! Oh and people from sector seven are gonna come and take you."
"There's no such thing as sector seven," Mikaela said.
"Yeah, you'd think!" Terra replied.
"Oh, and after the Autobots save you, they take Bumblebee," Heather said.
"Lord have mercy on my soul," He quoted.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, babe," Jazz said, "Back yo train up! Do ya mean dat cha kno' where da' cube is?"
"Oh, boy," I moaned, "We have a LOT of explaining to do!"
Ok, so what do ya think? Should I continue? I'll update soon for my great reviewers!
I'm looking for at least 5 reviews! Thank ya!
note from the editor: Hi everybody!!! I'm a great friend of IDoNotSpeakSportsCar and a huge fan of Transformers, both of the movies. I am also amazingly hilarious to hear when I'm reading this story aloud...trust me!!! Anyways, please review because I love to help write and edit some of my friend's stories!!! I love reviews!!! Also...go TEAM EDWARD!!!(just had to say it).
(another) note from the author: Yeah, I have to thank my "editor" on this one. Her reading this is priceless! She's the one who made me tired of the Twilight series...I thought she'd never shut up after the movie! Anyway, please review otherwise I'll never hear the end of it!!!! ^_^ HELP ME! Lol!