A: Hey! Sorry for the delay everyone. Thanks for the reviews and Happy late Thanksgiving! ;)

E: Yeah...Heather was a real fun character after that pumpkin pie.

Zoey: *groans and smacks forehead* don't remind me!

Heather: Hey! I'm fine now!

Terra: Well that's a first!

Heather: *smacks Terra* Well at least I'm not uptight like someone!

Terra: Well at least I'm responsible!

Zoey: Both of you shut up you're giving me a headache!

E: Amen!

A: I'm pretty sure we're giving everyone a headache!

Heather: Can I have some Mountain Dew?

Everyone: NO!!!!!!!

Special thanks to xJustAnotherDreamerx again! ;)

Zoey POV

I moaned, and cracked my eyes open. Looking around, I was in some sort of car. Wait a minute, why was I upside down?

"Finally awake, human?" I cringed as I knew that sickening familiar voice. Barricade.

"W-what-" My coughs interrupted my pitiful croaking.

"Disgusting!" I felt the inside of the car shudder. I was definitely offended by this. He captured me, and obviously new nothing about human care 101.

"Stupid-humans-always-disgusting," Came the ranting of the ADHD sidekick.

I attempted to sit in a normal position, and cringed as I felt pain shoot through my neck. So they literally threw me in and made their escape. Why were the seats wet? Looking at my clothes, I realized I was soaked.

"W-w-why am I w-wet?" I asked in a hoarse voice.

"Stupid-human-ask-too-many-questions," Frenzy snapped. I just scowled at him.

"Are your optics non-functional?" Barricade asked.

"N-no," I replied suspicious.

"Then use them!" He retorted.

I was confused, but then noticed rain outside the window. I got it, but where was I now? I hoped everything was alright with the Autobots.

"W-why do you have," I sneezed, "m-me?"

"You-no-need-to-know-that!" Frenzy shouted.

"I suggest you be silent, human, unless you enjoy flying out of a moving vehicle," Barricade threatened.

"B-but-" The car sped up, cutting me off as I was slammed back against the seat. Then, it screeched to a halt, did a three sixty, and I flew out into the rain. My face broke my fall.

As I turned, I saw Barricade transforming. I cringed as his crimson optics zeroed in on me. Oh, why couldn't I shut up?? I scrambled to my feet and ran. I went in between the trees, hoping they'd slow him down. The steady pace of the thudding footsteps told me otherwise.

I weaved to the left, and took a hard right. I didn't dare want to look back. I tried to find somewhere to hide. There was no way I could out-run a gigantic robot. Especially one with a sidekick with an attitude. Diving under some foliage I prayed somehow he would miss me.

I don't know how long I held my breath. I wanted to just take a peek and see where Barricade went. I breathed out a sigh of relief when WHACK! I had been tossed up in the air, and collided with a metal hand.

I let out a shriek as I landed on my left arm. Really? Flying through the air twice in one day! What else could happen? I let out an involuntary shiver as the clawed hand flipped me up to meet the crimson optics of my captor. I was bleeding, and in pain. The last thing I wanted to see was him. I'd rather face the wrath of an angry Ratchet! I decided cooperating would be, if anything, less painful than running from him. He lifted me in a swift, jerking motion.

"I commanded you to remain silent, insect!!" Barricade roared.

I winced. This was going to be hard. I tried to control my tongue as he shook me as if waiting for an answer.

"I...apologize," I replied slowly.

"Will there be any more delays?" He asked harshly.

"N-no...I promise. I...apologize for my stubbornness," I said quietly. Wow. Apologizing to a Decepticon. That was something I did not picture myself doing in the future. Ever.

Barricade seemed content with this answer and set me down. I saw his little sidekick glaring...well, that's what I thought he was doing...at me. I opened my mouth to tell the little jerk to mind his own business when a sudden honk of a horn made me jump out of my skin.

"Move it, human!" Man, I wish someone was here who could kick his butt!

I hopped in and grumbled under my breath, "My name's Zoey. Cut it out with the whole insect/human junk!"

Frenzy crawled in the front seat, "Me-no-wanna-be-thrown-out-stupid-human-should-keep-mouth-shut." It was hard to space out his super fast words.

"I shall call you whatever I want to call you," Barricade replied, somewhat annoyed.

I crossed my arms and sank in the seat. I really hoped this didn't mess up the entire storyline. I wondered how the others were doing. Did they find Heather yet? Did they win the fight?

"Where are we going?" I asked, worried.

"You don't need to know that," Barricade replied sharply, obviously still angry at me. Of course, he was a Decepticon.

"Why not?" I challenged. A growl answered my question. I kneaded my forehead, "I mean...I'm not gonna be able to tell anyone. So why shouldn't I know?"

"Why-does-human-ask-so-many-questions?!" Frenzy snapped.

"Cause human wants to know, robots!" I really hated Barricade's sidekick. How can he stand that little jerk!?

"WHAT did you just say?!" Barricade asked indignantly.

"You call me human, so why don't I call you robot? Decepticon sounds to long for me...I could call you alien robot if that makes it better," I hoped I didn't cross a line that made me a target for being thrown out again.

"WATCH your tongue, HUMAN!" I scowled. I figured I shouldn't push it any farther. It could end badly.

I sank further in my seat, rubbing my arms to get warm, "I am...sorry."

There was no response. Why would I expect anything more? It's not like we're friends and everything's fine and dandy. I wasn't talking to an Autobot...or a friend. I was talking to the enemy who kidnapped me and was going to do who knows what to me. This could not be worse!

"Why-we-care?" Frenzy suddenly responded to me, "You-only-a-stupid-worthless-human!"

I laughed, "ME, stupid?" I tried to remember the movie. Oh yeah, when Sam and Mikaela beat him, "I'm sorry, who's the one who has all the high-tech weapons and lost to two teenagers?!"

"Shut-up-worthless-human!" The Decepticon retorted, "Human-female-had-weapon!"

"A power tool!" At least that's what I thought...anyway, "And who's the one who talks like they had too much coffee?!"

"I-could-kill-you-at-any-time!" Frenzy shot back, "I-talk-fine-your-worthless-mind-can't-understand!"

"I can understand fine! You're the one who sounds stupid! And why don't you then?!" I retorted.

"THAT'S IT!" Barricade roared, making both of us jump, "THE NEXT ONE WHO TALKS IS RIDING ON MY HOOD IN THE RAIN!!!"

We both remained silent. I was afraid of the larger Decepticon. I mean, who wouldn't be? Why was he trying so hard not to kill me anyway? It had something to do with orders I was sure.

Suddenly the heat turned on full blast. I was confused, but not ungrateful. It was freezing. I was about to thank him...but didn't want to ride in the rain.

"My interior's going to be soaked for an eternity!" He complained. Oh, so me freezing to death wasn't an issue. Of course.

Remember, Zoey. You're captured by Decepticons! Not Autobots! Decepticon, Decepticon, Decepticon! Surely I could remember that. Something told me it was going to be a long day.

I felt my eyelids droop and prayed everyone was going to be alright.

A: Short, I know. But it wasn't totally worthless right?

E: What happened to the others?

A: I was getting to that.

Terra: Yeah thanks a lot! I feel left out!

Zoey: Well at least you're not having to ride with those characters!

Heather: Hahahaha! Zoey you fell on your face! *laughs hard*

A: Sorry, Zoey...

Zoey: Yeah, that wasn't fun! *shoves Heather* oh look, Heather, you fell on your face too!

Heather: *glares and throws flour at Zoey*

Zoey: Oh it's on!!!

Terra: Oooh no! Come on guys, don't!

A: Too late!

E: FLOUR FIGHT!!!

Everyone: *throws flour at each other, laughing*

A: Until the next time, readers. Hope you enjoyed now! Hit that fancy button and please review! Thanks a bunch! *gets hit in the face with flour* HEY!!!