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No Peeking Allowed
By Chibi Shino
First Cuckle
Naruto and Ino smirked. They were evil, downright evil, and they loved every minute of it. Sasuke and Sakura just stood there, staring at each other. It was painfully silent. The blondes were starting to think they messed up big time when Sakura said, "Wow." She walked over to Sasuke for a closer look. She looked him up and down then sighed. "Naruto?" Sasuke nodded, secretly cursing Naruto in his head. Sakura smiled. "Do you feel like dancing?"
Sasuke rasied and eyebrow. "What?" He asked, not understanding what the girl ment.
"Do you feel like dancing?" Sakura repeated.
"No sir!" Ino giggled.
"No dancing for him!" Naruto laughed.
Seeing that all the people around him started to crack up, Sasuke suddently felt lonely. Even his inner was laughing his butt off, but after he gave him inner peanut butter, he stopped. Inner Sasuke looooooves his peanut butter! "Okay. What's so funny?" Sasuke demanded. Despite feeling absolutely ridiculous in this outfit, NOW he was being laughed at. They all stopped laughing, stared at him for a second, looked back at each other, then erupted into loud laughter again. Sasuke took this time to switch back into his clothes. When he came back, they were still laughing. Even Sasuke knew he didn't look THAT ridiculous.
Sasuke watched as they laughed.
LAUGHTER!
Sasuke blinked.
LAUGHTER!
Sasuke smirked a little bit.
LAUGHTER!
That smirk became wider at each passing second.
LAUGHTER!
A little noise came out.
LAUGHTER!
Sasuke Uchiha started to chuckle. Everyone immediately stopped laughing and looked at the chuckling Uchiha. He was chuckling. CHUCKLING. Sasuke Uchiha was CHUCKLING. Naruto blinked. He tried so hard to make him laugh all of these years and here he is, laughing at nothing. He stood up and walked over to Sasuke, who had his hand over his face to hide the tiny smile that spread across his face. "Sasuke." Naruto impatiently snapped his finger in front of the Uchiha.
No reaction.
Now it was Ino's turn. She decided to mix things out a little and dragged Sakura into her plan. She whispered her plan into Sakura's ear. Sakura liked it.
It was funny, amusing...
...and just plain evil.
"Ready?" The blonde girl asked her anxious partner. Sakura nodded viciously in reply. Ino cleared he throat in a pathetic attempt to get Sasuke's attention (He was chuckling like a Hyena). She looked seductively at Naruto and strutted her stuff as she made her way towards him. Naruto, not knowing what the hell was going on, cocked an eyebrow at the girls actions. "Oh, Naruto!" Ino said as she placed her hands on Naruto chest. "My you look...sexy today." She purred into his ear she she played with the fabric on his shirt.
Sasuke stopped in his tracks.
...THE HELL?
Why is the IDIOT getting all the action.
Sasuke sighed (In relief) when he noticed that Sakura hadn't made a move.
He soon realised he was thinking too soon...
"Oh Naruto-kun!" Sakura squealed as she grabbed Naruto's left arm. "You are looking very handsome today!"
Naruto looked down at his outfit. "My track suit is...handsome?" He asked in disbelief. Ino and Sakura nodded. Sasuke glared at the to woman (If they could be called that). They were all over Naruto?
What alternate universe was he in anyway?!
"Okay." Sasuke stuck a hand out. "Enough."
"Enough of what, Sasuke?" Sakura blinked innocently.
Sasuke didn't say anything more."I stopped chuckling. Now stop." He commanded.
Ino and Sakura jumped away from Naruto in a blink of an eye and sighed in relief. "Thank GOD that was over." Ino laughed. "I was started to run out of compliments!"
"Yeah!" Sakura joined he laughter. "I still can't believe he didn't crack!" She turned to Naruto and gave him a thumbs up. "NICE WORK!" She commended.
"Thanks-HEY!" Naruto pointed an accused finger at Sakura. Suddenly, something hit him like a ton of bricks. Naruto smiled devilishly and turned to Sasuke. "You were jealous." He sneered.
For some reason, Sasuke felt that coming. "No I wasn't." He defended.
"Then why did you react so strongly when Sakura hit on me?" He asked.
Sasuke opened his mouth to reply, then slammed it shut.
Actually, he wanted to know that answer too.
...yeah...stupid ending.
Shut up! X(
The person who guesses which song was refered to at the begining gets a request from me! YAYZ!
It's this part:
"Do you feel like dancing?" Sakura repeated.
"No sir!" Ino giggled.
"No dancing for him!" Naruto laughed.
I will take...4 requests, one per person!
R&R please!
-Chibi Shino