Sorry for the really late update!

The winners of the request thing are...

Bored Konoha Kunoichi

Kato-hime

popo pinquin

...isn't there supposed to be one more?

...well, anyway, the song was "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" by The Scissor Sisters!

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I'm nominated for Author of the Year in the Naruto Fanfiction Awards! Yay!

I'm not worthy! T.T

Enjoy!

No Peeking Allowed

By Chibi Shino

First Shopping Spree

"Okay guys, break it up!" Ino waved a lazy hand between the two fighting boys. "There's no need for jealousy, Sasuke!"

Sasuke jumped at the sudden attention he was getting. "I am not jealous." He stated. Uchiha's never get jealous...especially over his idiotic best friend and a girl he barely knows. Ino and Naruto weren't buying it. Feeling the blonde's stares, Sasuke quickly changed the subject. "Naruto, where are my other clothes?" Everyone suddenly remembered Sasuke's famous salsa outfit.

"Yeah! Ino, where are mine?" Sakura joined in. The mini skirt and fank top weren't very comfortable to stay in for very long...

The two blonde's shrugged and said in unison, "I 'dunno."

A vain popped on Sakura's forehead. Not wanting her to do anything to anything drastic, Sasuke decided to respond for them. "WHAT." He growled. It wasn't a question. It was more like a very aggravated growl. Naruto took a step back, feeling the bad vibes.

Sakura twitched. "I have to wear this even LONGER?" Everyone thought it was a wise idea not to respond. "So I'm stuck stuck wearing the ugliest-" Sasuke cleared his throat. "...SECOND UGLIEST outfit in the world?!"

"You know, Sakura, it's not that bad..." Ino reassured.

"Then why was it in the back of your closet?"

"...I choose not to respond to that comment." Ino coughed. "Looks like you two have a little shopping to do!" She smiled as she grabbed Naruto's wallet and threw a wad of cash at them, which Sasuke caught easily. "Here's some money!"

"Hey!" Naruto snatched his wallet back. As Sasuke smirked and started to count the money, Sakura started to wonder if they planned this whole thing. Despite loosing half of his savings, Naruto decided to play the little game. "Okay! Good luck you two!" With that, Naruto and Ino sprinted out the door.

The remaining two stood there in silence. Their eyes went from the door, then to the wad of cash in Sasuke's hand, then back to eachother. Sakura smiled. "Nice."

"Come on! Let's go in here!"

"No."

"SASUKE!"

"NO."

Sakura angerly grabbed Sasuke's collar as he turned down yet another store. "We are going in here whether you want to or not!"

Sasuke struggled to get out of her grasp, but didn't prevail. He looked up at the sign. 'Coolios' is read. "...what the hell kind of name is that? It sounds like a cereal..." He commented.

Sakura laughed slightly at his comment. "I know, but the clothes are good enough." Sasuke growled. He hates shopping. It's boring and you blow of money for things you will one use once. What's the point? While he was deeply in thought, Sasuke didn't notice that he was thrown into the male section of the store. "Pick something out!" He heard Sakura's voice from the other side of the store.

Sasuke sighed as he started to scan the racks of horrible clothing. "Hello!" He heard a cheery voice pipe from behind him. He didn't even bother turning around. "Are you finding everything you are looking for?" The voice asked again.

"I'm fine." Sasuke lied. He would rather be anywhere else than this place. There were pictures of male models covering whole walls.

Yeah. I'm straight. Sorry. Sasuke couldn't help think to himself.

After spending about an hour looking at the same rack, he decided to leave. "Sakura!" He called to the nearly empty store. No response. "I'm leaving!" He yelled.

This got her attention. "Hold on!" A few moments later, Sakura came into view, holding no shopping bags. She took notice that the Uchiha's hands were also empty. She smiled. "That store really had no good selection, anyway." They started out the door, walking about the mall like a couple. Sakura couldn't help but stick her tongue out at all the jealous girls (And occasional boy) staring at her and Sasuke. Deciding to break the silence between them, Sakura asked, "Should we go find Ino and Naruto?"

Sasuke nodded. "Yeah." He smirked and patted his pocket full of money. "But there was never a money back guarantee." He added.

"WHAT? NOTHING HAPPENED?"

Sasuke rubbed his temples at the two blonde's sudden outburst. After one day, Sakura was already used to it. Sasuke had yet too. "What were you expecting?" Sakura asked, crossing her arms. "There was nothing good anywhere."

Naruto pouted. "THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT!" He started to flail. "We thought sparks would fly! I mean the new girl and Hopelessly Horn-" Sasuke cut him off with Mr.Elbow. Right to the stomach. Naruto coughed and held his stomach.

Ino continued for him, "Well, what my idioic blonde friend was trying to say was that we thought something more would happen."

"We bought a pretzel, if that's what you ment!" Sakura smiled. Ino smacked herself on the forehead.

It would take a miracle to get these two together.

But she was determined to do it.

END CHAPPIE!

Well it took me a while to update!

You people are lucky I care for your happiness...

R&R please!

-Chibi Shino