Some Like It Mild
By Kukaburry
Chapter 5- Transfigure me this
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Laurie unfortunately found out very quickly that Draco Malfoy might be in all of her classes. She skipped into Transfiguration class and sat down next to Lily and Susan. "Excellent, a class with my favorite people."
"And your least favorite person." Susan giggled, watching Draco strut through the back door. "I wish you would listen to Lily and try to woo him shamelessly." Susan ogled Draco a bit too obviously.
Laurie rolled her eyes. "Eyes back in your head. You're completely mental." A handsome, dark-haired guy filed in closely behind Draco and sat down next to him. "Now him, I wouldn't mind wooing him shamelessly. I could woo him all night long."
Lily slapped a hand over Laurie's mouth and scrunched her eyes in concentration. "I think that's that Zabini guy. He's like Malfoy's best friend."
Laurie wrinkled her nose distastefully. "What a shame."
Zabini turned his head and glanced at Laurie briefly. Smiling, he turned back to Draco and muttered something softly. Malfoy turned his head and looked at Laurie then narrowed his eyes and muttered back darkly. Zabini grinned, obviously pleased by something, and turned back towards the front of the class.
Harry Potter made a quick entrance with his red-headed friend, Weasley and walked towards their other friend Hermione. Draco took this opportunity to show his dull wit. "Hey Potter, you came back? I heard you'd dropped out because you failed all of your OWLS and you were living with the Weasels because no one else wanted you." Harry prickled, but ignored his jab.
Laurie felt sorry for Potter and wanted to stick up for him. "How witty Malfoy. Why don't you admit were only hoping Potter was gone so he would stop proving to be a better wizard, and human being, then you." Zabini quickly stifled a snigger by pretending to cough. Harry grinned at Laurie humorously while Draco seethed in anger.
Draco removed his wand threateningly. Professor McGonagall walked in before any hexes could be fired. Laurie stuck her tongue out at Draco mockingly. "Good morning class. Let's test your knowledge on porcupine transfiguration into a cushion. It was very nearly the last thing we did in class last year, so it should still be fresh." Several students rolled their eyes including Laurie.
"I hate when she gives out a surprise practical like this." Laurie moaned. Lily seemed unusually chipper, "I actually remember this spell, thank Merlin. It's Paratara." Laurie smiled graciously.
"Now pair up and I will give each of you a porcupine to transfigure. Help each other out if one of you is having trouble."
Susan looked over at Lily who looked at Laurie. "Oh go ahead you two, I already know who I want to partner with." Laurie winked.
"Oi Zabini," Laurie called across the row. Zabini looked over curiously. She beckoned him with her finger. His upper lip twitched into a smirk and he stood up.
Draco snarled at Zabini to sit down. Zabini looked from Laurie to Draco and shook his head. "Sorry mate, she has way better cleavage, and she's damn funny." Zabini plopped down between Laurie and Susan, who was secretly eyeing him. He introduced himself as Blaise Zabini. "So Ms. Sex kitten, that's my nickname for you, what do you want with a devilishly handsome man such as myself."
Laurie rolled her eyes and laughed. "You're the first Slytherin I've met with a sense of humor," she chided teasingly. "My name is Rye, by the way, but I could get used to your nickname."
Blaise flashed her a wicked grin. "I'll keep that in mind. A beautiful lady whom Draco says he despises is always my first interest. It means she must be a sensible person."
Laurie raised an eyebrow. "And he calls you his best friend?" Blaise just shrugged. Professor McGonagall narrowed her eyes at Blaise and Laurie, noticing they weren't working.
"Want to teach me this spell we're working on? I can't seem to remember it," Laurie lied.
"Of course! I've mastered this spell," Blaise lied in return, trying to show off for her. "Get ready to be impressed. 'Partabara!'" He flicked his wand and the porcupine just sat there. 'Way off' Laurie thought sadly. "Paratabara!" The porcupine became a light green color.
Laurie giggled. "That is certainly a fitting color." Blaise smiled weakly and continued, unsuccessfully, to try the wrong spell.
"So Malfoy has been talking about me, huh?"
"Almost every day right after you've insulted him." Blaise gave her an appraising smile. "You're a real thorn in his side. He got really pissed off when you almost out-shone him in potions, which is best class." Laurie laughed inwardly at this information.
"So you're saying he wouldn't appreciate you hanging around with me then?" Laurie lowered her bottom lip feigning sadness.
Blaise grinned. "He would definitely be pissed off for sure, but not even Draco stands in the way of me and my sex kitten."
"Excellent work Ms. Granger and Mr. Weasley, ten points to Gryffindor. And Ms. Robins and Ms. Taylor, ten points to Ravenclaw "Professor McGonagall's voice rang from across the room. Susan and Lily gave a thumbs up to Laurie, then pointed in Draco's direction.
Laurie looked over at Draco's table where he had a cushion that was still spiky. He looked up from his progress and sneered when he saw the lime green porcupine. "What were you saying about your Transfiguration talents?" Draco asked, a smug smile perched on his lips.
"Oh yes, it would seem you are far superior to me, Malfoy. Hurrah for you." Laurie replied lazily. "Oh wait, I think I've thought of the spell," she continued loudly. "May I Blaise?" She rested her hand on his bare arm tenderly. Draco muttered nastily under his breath.
"Of course, by all means," Blaise laughed.
Laurie flicked her wand twice and chanted, "Paratara!" The porcupine instantly curled up and became a soft, lime green cushion.
"Very well done Ms…." McGonagall leaned closer, just like all the other teachers had. "Oh, Ms. Carter. My goodness I hardly realized who you were. Good work, five points to Ravenclaw. Now teach Mr. Zabini how to transfigure the porcupine properly." McGonagall flicked her wand and the porcupine returned to its normal, brown self.
Blaise eyed her suspiciously. "You knew that spell all along didn't you?" Laurie shrugged innocently, "You'll never know." He looked over his shoulder. "Well, I think Draco just might even angrier at you than he was earlier."
"He'll live, unfortunately." Laurie muttered, watching Draco glare daggers at her and mouth hexes he was planning on using against her.
"You really dislike him, don't you? " Blaise asked with interest.
"Well spotted," Laurie replied blandly.
"I can't help but wonder why."
"He's a Slytherin." Blaise rolled his eyes. "Because he's Malfoy. He thinks he can say whatever he wants and insult anyone he wants. He treats everyone, especially girls, like they're supposed to worship him."
"Ah, but that is exactly why so many girls are attracted to him. His confidence in himself, along with his dashing good looks, seems to woo females." Blaise stopped and chuckled. "Except for you and know-it-all Granger, of course."
"Right, well, let's teach you how to transfigure this porcupine," Laurie changed the subject quickly. She tensed when hearing 'know-it-all' and her mentioned in such close proximity. She returned to her seduction plan, enjoying the idea of getting Draco even more riled up.
Laurie took Blaise's hand in hers and showed him the proper way to flick his wand. "My you make an excellent tutor. I may come to you for lessons," he teased her.
"I can only hope," Laurie teased back. "Now watch my lips closely," she ordered. Blaise was only happy to oblige. "Par-a –tar-a. You really have to emphasize the tar and par sound."
Blaise flicked his wand twice, "Paratara!" The porcupine curled up in a lumpy cushion. Blaise hugged Laurie close. "Thank you, teacher. You have taught me well."
Professor McGonagall nodded in approval. "Excellent progress. Five points to Slytherin and five more to Ravenclaw." Laurie danced a little out of happiness and Lily, Susan and Blaise joined her.
Laurie turned to Draco and blew a raspberry at him. Malfoy held up his perfectly round and soft cushion in protest. "Hurrah for you. Well done Malfoy, you decided to catch up. Are you sure advanced Transfiguration is really where you belong?" Draco tried to burn Laurie with his glare, but to no avail. She continued to smile happily while flirting shamelessly with Blaise.
Laurie walked with Susan and Lily to lunch. "So you're involved with two guys now? Isn't that a bit shallow my dear?" Lily asked in a motherly way.
Laurie waved her hands defensively. "Now wait, I'm not 'involved' with Justin… yet. I'm not involved with Blaise...yet. Do you see my point? There are definitely 'yets' in my speech which negate your entire accusation."
"It's still not right, especially when we know who you actually like." Lily grinned sassily. Susan piped up, "Wait, who does Laurie like? If I were her, I'd go for Blaise. I'll take Justin off your hands." Both Laurie and Lily rolled their eyes.
"Oh haha Lily you're a riot. If I didn't know better, I'd say you liked Malfoy yourself. Why else would you be pushing this so hard?"
Lily pretended to vomit. "Okay, he's not that bad, but the boy doesn't even know who I am and I hope it stays that way." Laurie put an arm around her shoulder. "I can fix that easily." Lily pushed Laurie off her jokingly. "Ooer, get off me lezzer. You're not my type."
"There's nothing wrong with liking girls. They kiss pretty well," Susan said absentmindedly. She looked at her friends. "What? What's that look?" She backed away nervously. Both girls put on kissy faces and chased Susan down the corridor yelling "You said there was nothing wrong with it!"
Justin grinned broadly when Laurie joined him at the Hufflepuff table. "Hi gorgeous. You look peaky." He commented while munching on an apple.
Laurie grabbed a sandwich and smiled. "I'm just excited today, I guess." She felt bummed as she started thinking about what Lily said. It was one thing to sleep with a bunch of guys during the year. It was another thing to sleep with a bunch of guys all at the same time, especially since one of the guys was turning out to be a complete dunce.
"I'm happy we're almost done with Hogwarts. The people are nice enough, but the classes are terrible. I've never hated Herbology as much as I do right now. History is not too bad, but I think Charms is going to kill me." Laurie nearly fell asleep listening. "How do you like classes so far?"
"They're classes, not much to say about them." She seriously needed a guy who actually liked learning. 'That's an impossible mission.' She thought glumly. Justin touched her hand lightly causing Laurie to shiver. 'He is incredibly hot though, which does count for something.' Out of her peripheral, she saw Blaise miming killing himself dramatically. Laurie had to try very hard not to laugh. 'Argh this is a weird mess I'm in.'
Susan suddenly appeared at Laurie's side. "Hey Rye, Lily wants you really quick. She's out in the hallway" Susan smiled sweetly at Justin.
Laurie looked at Susan strangely. "I suppose I have to go see what she needs me for now," she sighed dramatically. "I'll be back in a little bit."
Justin began to speak but Susan cut him off, "I'll keep him company while you're gone." She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively at Laurie who rolled her eyes.
"Did you send Susan over to steal my bloke from me?" Laurie asked, only half-joking.
Lily grinned. "Actually, I did. Susan is much closer to his level anyways. You looked dead bored talking to the poor lad. I'm surprised he didn't notice."
"You really are my best friend aren't you? You know me far too well."
Lily shrugged it off. "Whatever, at least you're free to go after.. Malfoy."
Laurie groaned. "How many times to I have to tell you I don't like that slimy git. He may be handsome and all of those girls are in love with him, but that's definitely not me. In the long run I want to be with someone interesting and talented and fun, not to mention sweet. Do any of those describe the Malfoy we know?"
Lily's mouth twitched. "That's good to know Laurie. What I meant was that Malfoy is standing right behind you."
Fin. No, not the story. If you have any opinions or suggestions, don't hesitate to review. I enjoy explaining further all plots, if it's necessary.
If it looks like a rock and tastes like a rock, Hagrid probably cooked it.~Kukaburry